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1 14.Rats Rule our photographs.. Rats rats nesting in your closets Hiding underneath your socks Living in your living rooms Sleeping by your bedroom clocks T ... to fuck you up! Fok alle kak rappers! Yo we back with the R to the A to the T to the T to the R to the A to the P When the rats wanna ... to the P When the rats wanna rap they say; Yo! gimme that rat trap! Rat trap! Say it again? Yo! gimme that rat trap! I'm a bad rat not a good rat! You catch me and you a hood

2 10.Epic(feat. Mark Battles) ons10.Epic(feat. Mark Battles)[Verse1:Locksmith] Nothing can stop me Nothing can break me There's nothing to lose I know they watching ... gh Richmond all in my pajamas Rapping my heart out for days Dreaming of moments to hop on the stage Thought I would slip but I got out unscathed Finally felt like ... oung boy Some ployed thinking rap had'em employed Then void any position I had'em dissed This is the gist of the uncoy[Verse2: Mark Battles] Open up your eyes the ...

3 7.Blow Ya Head Off feat. Marvalyss& Blacastan ant me to rap But say nothin' powder-puffs don't want me to snap The ... ffs don't want me to snap The epicenter of atrocity high velocity roc

4 3.Buffalo the wall Rap bars jail bars die or shoot a basketball'Tyler the DARKskin arrested in AUStin' Cops know who I was cause their kid said the sho ... must be blurry Boy I get them epic shots like jaywalkin' in Missouri

5 9.Real Rap Feat.Jadakiss br>9.Real Rap Feat.Jadakiss[Gotti talking] Yeah I just shot a video in Yonkers nigga shit crazy huh And I grew up bumping that motherfucki ... they say they live Ian not a trap rapping nigga I speak real life I just beat a case I was facing10 to life I'm a multimillionaire if I die tonight Five off this ... f I die tonight Five off this rap shit and one off the white Me an Kiss did some ... the white Me an Kiss did some epic shit And to you fuck niggas this s

6 11.šbertreib nicht deine Rolle mitJuseJu Fatoni&Jilet Ayse cke jetzt Rapper ich fick keine Mädels Denn Larry hat immer gesagt:'Frauen ficken ist was für Schwuchteln' In der Tat sei einfach du selbst Es ... scher als du Echt ich bin der Rap-Shit[Hook][Verse3: Edgar Wasser] Scheiß auf Gleichgültigkeit Ich hab eine klare Meinung Gleichgültigkeit geht mir am Arsch vorbe ... Also gleich erst schauen wir Epic-Fail-Compilations Alles nervt ich

7 8.Psycho Bitch III(Feat. Hopsin) with this rapper and that rapper And that factor get a gat clapper Gotta mash after with a blast at her Silly bitches don't consider your feelings They make y ... the club last night with that rap. What's up with that? Forreal? Yeah nigga. They were together my nigga[Hook- Tech N9ne:] Wishing you never heard of a(Psycho bit ... nt genres? Why can't I be the epicenter of all types of music

8 2.Forgot AboutJack write an epic book and see the country with a very close friend named Neal Cassady they were lovers but we didn't know until much later'cause ... s I'm sure was the Kerouac of rap'cause they both opened doors they d

9 2.Bonfire ant me to rap about shooting like dying is cool No colors one race that we're losing We'll win tomorrow move that table and bring those brews ... hat fuck with hip hop or real rap music or whatever you wanna call it You never get the bigger picture from inside the wallet So stop chasing the bread start chas ... kid who loved to backflip And rap with us cause we making booths out the mattress Granny mad cause we recorded over all her classics Stop the story reach into my ...

10 1.Bonfire(Feat. G-Eazy) ant me to rap about shooting like dying is cool No colors one race that we're losing We'll win tomorrow move that table and bring those brews ... hat fuck with hip hop or real rap music or whatever you wanna call it You never get the bigger picture from inside the wallet So stop chasing the bread start chas ... kid who loved to backflip And rap with us cause we making booths out the mattress Granny mad cause we recorded over all her classics Stop the story reach into my ...

11 6.Snow Beach rot The grapple is caught Had to free that So instead we would ... free that So instead we would rap at West4th For weed dealers who could see clearer that we realer Offer to hustle for'em rather just bust it for em Is selling sw ... ese words sell Wanna hear and epic tale Its Wiki Virgil Not the troja

12 2.Epic Day2.Epic Shit's Epic SonReal PYONG!0 SharePlay I write songs I don't write for the hype Don't write for the light type ones I drop bombs And I ain't ... spitting shit retardy I don't rap about generic shit Don't rap about Bugattis Or rap about rapping circles Round rappers I'm bout it bout it Do it for the fans don't do it for the shine Don't do it for the ups I do it for the grind Don't do it f ... it yeah I said it Whoa Shit's epic yea

13 4.Special Occasion given in Rap some air into the sails of my fairy's tale Get off the phone kick the beat lets begin My crews all dead shits hooked looking for ... town red make the inner west epic Gonna do what I can do so you gon' recognise the set list The lessons coalesced and unless I'm mistaken I'm more or less here t ... kon they too cool to the indy rapping hopefuls Lets make tonight a little more than a nose full Let me and I'll chase your pulse all around this oval And I'm just ...

14 2.Always Winnin' th a dope rap homily yo I read some Facebook posts and I open TextEdit Cause I don't blog or Twitter yaa I get-get it And I kinda get Reddit b ... minati on my next record Also rappings who go'I don't really get credit' I don't know I'm pretty sure I'm the best at it Couple get close when they grind like Nex ... z and chilly sag Seven minute epic rap Iliads Young black genius some cats

15 9.Aim Fire Spit(feat. Beneficence) le Time's epic no message you step in retched Call your dogs off it's like puddles versus shepherds This is our tech ... us shepherds This is our tech rap claims much respect that Element of

16 6.Visual Camouflage acker you rappers get crushed Even as a whippersnapper no one badder than us Cursing and cussing flipping cars off from the back of the bus Ph ... 3: Vinnie Paz] I'm the God of rap Paz is just evil[?] I shut your motherfucking mouth while I'm speaking represso Vinnie snatch a motherfucker I'll steal a[?] Sla ... her he was successful? Murder rapper you dirty rapper eatin' a cesspool I have a hundred motherfuckers that's eager to check you And a bunch of Sicilianos that's

17 12.My Moment s real as rap nigga in the game right now You know what I mean? Tired of livin' day to day like every day's alright It's my turn manJust waiti ... this yo I start writin' them raps Then I hit that bull Like every line is real Are they goin' deny the truth? Then I got with Chris Lighty made it so easy I was ... io play Now I'm sounding with epic I want my thing nigger L. A. Chris

18 19.Clique ion I'm a rap star well that's what I like to think I'm a porn star and I ain't talkin bout the drink I'mma go raw and these bitches in bus Th ... ant the Go!(Verse) I kill the rapper with skill and drill him backwards I'm ill cuz I've been out for the thrill it's for the fuck of it I sit em down til I'm chi ... your chick I'm like hi I'm a rapper and I'm actually dope She's like hi I'm a ho and I do a lot of coke Man you foolish not to know that I'm in it for fun They a ...

19 7.S.A.L.M.O. ri. Ho il rap multitasking e skills palmari Quest'erba mette in silenzio in macchina un safari in bocca. Tocca a me parlarti incantarti Dirti ... in giro nudi sotto la tunica! Epico il destino tu mi sa non sai suona

20 8.The Fif DICTS WHO RAP CRAFTMATIC HABITS CLAP YOU TO NAPS SNATCHED ICE OFF THE BLOCK ROCKED BIDS& DROPPED ... HE BLOCK ROCKED BIDS& DROPPED RAPPS ON THE ROAD TO THE RICHES POPPED RATCHETS AND RIPPED PROFALACS ALMOST EARTHED A KID THROWING A FIT CAUGHT THAT? ON TAPE I'M A ... X THOUGHTS IN TIBET BY DESIGN EPIC LIKE A GILGAMESH WALZ ON WALZ VIOL

21 19.Epicopolis(Es-K Mix) cts19.Epicopolis(Es-K Mix) This is The End of The World As You Vocally Know It! lyrics EAST COAST I attract money blow stacks and act ... ny I just wanna make hood rat raps wit my buddies(Yeah) Send em back bloody nothin that you ever seen(Nah) Fuckin G tuck a piece in my dungarees(Click Black) The ... er the chest cracker the best rapper No defense break a leg off ya best tackler(Bitch) Not a giver of fucks Philly is nuts Killin these schmucks Untill I got a bi ...

22 21.Crenshaw and Slauson(True Story) es get ya Rap niggas they just wanna double date with you Twitpic and show these hoes that they affiliate with you Labels used to treatin ... th you Labels used to treatin rappers like a slave nigga Starvin artist'just be happy with your fame nigga' Shit changed now it's such a different game All the ni ... and rolexes'fo the check from Epic This industry ain't got like us but they gone respect it Built the label up from money we was savin up No details til the Statu ... h I

23 21.Crenshaw and Slauson(True Story) es get ya Rap niggas they just wanna double date with you Twitpic and show these hoes that they affiliate with you Labels used to treatin ... th you Labels used to treatin rappers like a slave nigga Starvin artist'just be happy with your fame nigga' Shit changed now it's such a different game All the ni ... and rolexes'fo the check from Epic This industry ain't got like us but they gone respect it Built the label up from money we was savin up No details til the Statu ... h I

24 3.Dreams Interlude ng How he rap like he ain't23 Cause in my mind I'm9 Millie's Every rhyme you gon brace for this heat My city big but it's so small at the same ... y food in class I was writing raps and they was passin notes And I still passed on they stupid ass18 with no worries My my how fast my story changeJust for me bee ... wore we bang That G5 shit was epic but before all that I was such a l

25 2.Neva Lay Low y I'll be raptured with Christ Chorus: He's forever giving me rest. It's like I'm reclining He ordered all my steps So I keep them in line wit ... no frills and no foolery Been rapping since the lunch tables dreaming of cars and jewelry At Silver Lakes high stakes free lunch and buffoonery Pursuing and doing ... rk the movement was moving me Rap city on the Tele I'm standing front the mirror No fear as I recited some ... ror No fear as I recited some raps and the passio

26 9.Wrong B.o.B-EPIC: Every Play Is Crucial (Mixtape)9.Wrong[Hook B.o.B.] If you think that I'm out cold If you think that I'll run If you t ... can't fix her face All these rap niggas shit so gay and I'ma keep pi

27 25.Buried In Vocabulary norrhea Brrap that's onomatopoeia now your crew gets places in urns I kick styles I didn't need the kudetai to learn The world is mine I'm the ... der me perfection's successor Rappers pray to me not in the direction of Mecca I'm outside the matrix I'm in the Nebuchadnezzar We real MC's connecting together F ... oing in on some shit when you raping your little homie[Verse3- Dice] You niggas thinking you're sick come get your flu shots After shots flew drop you then your c ...

28 9.Lower Level e day one Rap was a phase huh? Guess that's a long one ... huh? Guess that's a long one Epic stay intact son I'm heading for th

29 11.F**k That -Siberian epic Trek through dat next switch Set it off the roglyphicJackal headed dawn of the under Check it check one check You can suck it T ... ted cardiac Black mass murder rap Dealer push your wig All the way ba

30 3.Epic Salutations tion3.Epic Salutations製作 Ski Beatz Epic salutations To all around the nation Engaging in this form of energetic transformation Hop on communication The vibe we're send ... g Laps around the sun fingers rapped around a gun And I'm shooting solar flares at your passengers for fun That's how we have a good time on my planet But you nev ... hat I brought to you Hardcore rap about nothing at allJust some laser

31 4.In My Dreams fifths Scraping off my tooth's See death is not a theme So I'ma lean out the bushes What am I thinking? Wait mama's saying[Chorus][Barbara Wa ... hen I be rocking the mic Know rap it's spittingJust my vision how I journey through life So suck it up and keep it pushing I'ma stomp on your haters Enjoy my days ... Watch my life on the screen A epic thriller like Godzilla I get strip

32 5.Kings should I rap or should I sing And since God blessed me with my wings I'm like a lil' nappy-head Bill Russell with the rings feel me? Lately g ... lobetrottin' through a lotta traps Friends become rats I'm talkinJudas in expensive slacks Fuck em to tell the truth now I'm over that Sucker'I'll be suckers it d ... ly get a couple chances to be epic And I'm connected like God plugged

33 3.We Have Arrived ostmodern rap? I pack so much flavor that I make your tongue snap When I'm ... ake your tongue snap When I'm rappin' on the beat it's crazy and it's ill And when I rock the mic yo I'm Built To Spill I'm Socratic but it's Greek to you Like Pl ... se I don't want to go to jail Epic fail on a triple beam scale'Cause my lyrics like drugs and I write so well I'm still the DG to watch in2k9 And I'm blowing they ... rived peep the ride'97 Nian scraped up side You might go blin

34 6.Labels comedian rap shit ain't the rough witty On the reel to reel it wasn't from a tuff city Niggas be game thinking that they lyrical surgeons The ... row an mc with mic cables The epic is at a rush associated labels Fro

35 9.Money And Hoes mare Your rap is whack So lay off the crackJust follow me And be obscene Leave parents feeling Disgustin' So honey! Get some money! F*ck me li ... stellar than star wars I'm so epic My collection is ecliptic If the p

36 1.We Have Arrived ostmodern rap I pack so much flavor that I make your tongue snap When I'm ... ake your tongue snap When I'm rappin' on the beat it's crazy and it's ill And when I rock the mic yo I'm Built to Spill I'm Socratic- but it's Greek to you Like P ... cuz i dont want to go to jail epic fail on a triple beam scale cuz my lyrics like drugs and i write so well im still the dg to watch in2k9 and im blowing they min ... rived peep the ride'97 Nian scraped up side You might go blind

37 3.Poet Laureate Infinity lobal geographic systemic Neo-synapsis Reload the raphics notice I spit it rapid Advanced Step In Innovative Mobility Most emcees try to clone me lyrically My cell chemistry is a mirror of who I am physicall ... oor Pauper Pastor more than a rapper40 My body is a human machine my dreams filter in betweenJust wait until I build my machine Kill you with weed vapour then a T ... rk Don't run just walk Battle Rap there is no such art Emotion manifests Thought Thought m

38 4.Rain On Me(Remix) e you to… epic ya know? We make music out of a sense of hunger Sort of a desire Through that desire We expose the pain and struggle But we acc ... it rain make it rain[Verse:2 Rap Charli Baltimore][Chorus:] Rain on me(rain on me) Lord wont you take this Pain from me I don't wanna live I don't wanna breath t ... ain make it rain make it rain[Rap][Chorus:] Rain on me(rain on me) Lord wont you take this Pain from me I don't wanna live I don't wanna breath till you just Rain ..

39 7.Making Planets music is rap my favorite color is math The plan of attack is bless a planet with wax The caterer the Darth Vader of the cross fader You shoul ... ion for the future generation[Epic transition][Verse2: Mr. Lif] Let m

40 4.Sickplicity scopes strapped on the ass of homing pigeons[Scratched]'It ain't nothin..''It's simple ain't it? But quite clever''I'm the sickest'[Verse2] I ... pussy while he takin' a polygraph I'm bane on some angioplasty shitJust fuck you out of the frame into your nasty bitch Spit ... me into your nasty bitch Spit epic novels evil and episcopal Fuck your respect I done dropped two singles and already my rep is gospel In this world of cutthroats ... t and suckin so many of these rap

41 2.Black August(Daylight) his ain't rap'Priest your lyrics are too vivid''They more like pictures you can feel it''Yo you gifted' it flows like liquid mystic I never wi ... l And'member y'all this is no rap These are moments captured on a kodak So hold that So say'Black August' and that's the chorus It's that gorgeous it's so beautif ... l And'member y'all this is no rap These are moments captured on a kodak So hold that(So hold that so hold that don't hold back)[Killah Priest] Yeah yo yo Music fa ...

42 12.Rules Of Engagement ight zone epic Rookies in the hall of fame vets gettin' hazed Has the world gone crazed? Like fatal flesh wounds when you just got grazed or W ... bide by you couldn't slide by Rappin' in tye-dye claimin' that you sci-fi But nowadays people clap even if you're wack No wonder everbody wants to ... k No wonder everbody wants to rap These underground cats think they're down They don't know a damn thing These rock dudes tryna ... thing These rock dudes tryna rap cause the

43 1.Break the same rap Time's up We payin' homage as well as returnin' favors Candy for your ears hear us now Or hear us later[Chali2na] We fully capab ... gotta confuse Melodically Use rap to sonically bruise cats Harmonies move over Chemically glued tracks the ripper[Marc7] Formulated fax center Orchestrated back b ... and black ninjas[Akil] Me the epicenter When I'm rocking the mike I'm from the earthquake state Shakin' up your life no aftershock We blow the spot from the top W ...

44 1.F-u M.f. th nigga? Epic? Def jam? I don't give a fuck if you're with warner bros. Who you signed with nigga? Muthafuckin loud? Interscope columbia sony ... ike they drug dealers All you rappers fantasizin that jewelry and car shit You can pull the speedos and suck my dick Tell your corny fans who believe that shit Li ... on any block with me Fuck the rap museum I should be on the wall next to run-d.m.c. Between public enemy Some assholes jealous me I don't care no more about your ...

45 16.Super Lyrical murderous rap verbal attack is actual fact Tactical tracks match perfectly with g ... tracks match perfectly with graphical stats Half a you lack the magical dap of tragical ... k the magical dap of tragical rap That tackles you back and shackles and laughs at you That's...the mathematical madness i'm on the savage the strong The marriage ... s why i have to debate you My raps are like capel slashin' your face you That's how a master degrades you I'm battlin' jesus(hay

46 8.Guitar Playin' a let you rap and get the suckers cold clockin So yo loc' hear the beat i'm displayin(yep) but now-'listen to the gui-tar playin'{*e. sermon*} ... punk rock or swing it's dope Rappin brought by the t apostrophe king And if i was in school and this was an assignment I wouldn't type it or write it i'd just rh ... sits back down Huh- i wrote a epic i hope you accept it Fly stupid rh

47 1.Tru Master demanded rap classics Pop corks while the style knock your tops off Ghetto summer jam's got the streets blocked off Plots to knock me off get ... toed adidas(uh-huh) Original rap with new school leaders(true) Graffiti art names with fat gold chains Shock the world cousin while hip-hop remains'i'm a true ma ... k] Yo i drop jewels like hail rap rides the third rail Transmit def styles with sign language in braille In hot pursuit of donald trump ... n hot pursuit of donald tr

48 17.Winter Warz the quote rap style sore throat Through the fully operational hand held tote Break:(first two lines) Verse two: ghostface killer More than tho ... hrough your crew drew like an epic You asked for it shot up the jams like syringes My technique alone blows doors straight off the hinges Masked avenger i appear ... void this Side effects of hot raps and hot tracks A duffle bag full of guns son dipped in black My culture slides and attacks like a vulture Ghostface and madison ...

49 10.Labels comedian rap shit ain't the rough witty On the reel to reel it wasn't from a TUFF CITY Niggas be game thinking that they lyrical surgeons The ... ROW an MC with mic cables The EPIC is at a RUSH ASSOCIATED LABELS Fro

50 4.Act Like You Know but weak raps Slide the tape in that's where it's at Look up at the sign and i see winthrop Can't hear nuttin so i turn down the hip-hop Wind ... t's right huh she could win a rap fight'- chuck d*[mc lyte] Abra-cadabra hocus pocus I got somethin that'll make your eyes focus Takin on the world slammin it and ... f grounds Here comes wolf and epic with the new sound They get the jo

51 8.Guitar Playin' a let you rap and get the suckers cold clockin So yo loc' hear the beat i'm displayin(yep) but now-'listen to the gui-tar playin'{*e. sermon*} ... punk rock or swing it's dope Rappin brought by the t apostrophe king And if i was in school and this was an assignment I wouldn't type it or write it i'd just rh ... sits back down Huh- i wrote a epic i hope you accept it Fly stupid rh

52 12.Here Comes The Gravediggaz ud other crap as i wreck your town Cock my bore to hell As we dwell To a ludicrous lunar eclipse No to exit I radiate gamma rays at random I s ... : rzarector I learned to burn rap germs like antiseptics Dem while eats i piece a music living ... e eats i piece a music living epic Words like proverbs Blended braide

53 4.Scat Man is tappin Rap senses in well it's a begin again Step to me I constellate and I finish'em finish'em Realians Vesilians sowinigan Rockin your N ... ent Hardcore deep through the epicenter Speak to a word and clear to

54 1.Circle The Block s feeling epic to me In other words we finna kill these niggas basically Basically you are right. We are about to crush these niggas and show ... plug Right now fuck a next up Rap niggas keep sneakdissing like Tekke

55 5.Rap Battle: Sub-Zero vs Scorpion l. 35.Rap Battle: Sub-Zero vs Scorpion Yeah! The most ... s Scorpion Yeah! The most epic show down in video game history. S

56 9.Rap Battle: Mario vs Sonic l. 39.Rap Battle: Mario vs Sonic Epic Rap Battles of MLP AcoustMandoPony PYONG!0 Share ... AcoustMandoPony PYONG!0 Share EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MLP MANDOPONY VERSUS ACOUSTICBRONY BEGIN! Let me show you how we do it in AMERICA son You'll be crying in the loo by ... up in my face Son you better rap tight or get outta this place Cuz when it comes to ... is place Cuz when it comes to rappin you're gonna have an epic fail Your gonna derp it up

57 1.Vader vs Hitler ice Peter-Epic Rap Battles of History: Season 11.V

58 2.Lincoln vs Norris ice Peter-Epic Rap Battles of History: Season 12.Lincoln vs Norris1:Abe Lincoln] Four score and65 years in the past I won the Civil War wit ... est retreating For I invented rap music When my heart started beating Chuck Norris doesn't battle He just allow you to lose My ... He just allow you to lose My raps will blow your mind like a verbalJ

59 3.Beethoven vs Bieber ice Peter-Epic Rap Battles of History: Season 13.Beethoven vs Bieber ... 3.Beethoven vs Bieber EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!JUSTIN BEIBER VS LUDVIG VAN BEETHOVEN! BEGIN! Look what the cat dragged back from the dead Man it looks like ... WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE! EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

60 4.Einstein vs Hawking ice Peter-Epic Rap Battles of History: Season 14.Einstein vs Hawking When I apply my battle theory Minds are relatively blown' So take a se ... s Hawkward I'm as dope as two rappers you better be scared Cuz that means Albert E. equals MC squared You've got no idea what your messin' with here boy I've got1 ... u're making I'm about to bake raps from scratch like Carl Sagan While

61 5.Napoleon vs Napoleon ice Peter-Epic Rap Battles of History: Season 15.Napoleon vs Napoleon Gosh I can't believe how much of a little bitch you are When it comes ... land and hide Cause this is a rap roller-coaster You're not even tall

62 6.Gandalf vs Dumbledore ice Peter-Epic Rap Battles of History: Season 16.Gandalf vs Dumbledore You shall not pass Shadowfax Tom Riddle me this How's your little wa ... rinkly balls For I am the one rapper to rule them all Your spells are

63 7.Seuss vs Shakespeare ice Peter-Epic Rap Battles of History: Season 17.Seuss vs Shakespeare Come bite my thumb! I hope you know the stakes I'll put a slug betwee ... d My rhymes are classic Your crap is drafted by a kindergartener high on acid Ye hoebag You're an old white Soulja Boy who has no swag And no gonads Egads it's so ... k your ruffled neck ass gonna rap to that? I got a best selling book about me coming back I'm switching up my style like the Beatles with my pieces Each is

64 5.Epic Rap Battles of History- Bill O'reilly VsJohn Lennon r-暫存5.Epic Rap Battles of History- Bill O'reilly V

65 7.Tobuscus vs. Pewdiepie- Rap Battle VideoGameRapBattles-暫存7.Tobuscus vs. Pewdiepie- ... 7.Tobuscus vs. Pewdiepie- Rap Battle How's it going bros? It's PewDiePie! By the end this spoiled momma's boy's is going to cry! You're a28 year old Barre ... rime!Just call me Ao Oni It's Raping Time! Hello once again Audience now you get the chance To watch me Dis out this Swedish punk in this new Tobuscus Rant You ha ... eat me in this test You're an EPIC FAIL prepare to be stoned to death! You fear

66 5.Floating Labels comedian rap shit ain't the rough witty On the reel to reel it wasn't from a tough city Niggas be game thinking that they lyrical surgeons Th ... row an mc with mic cables The epic is that I rush associated labels F

67 4.Mitosis vs Meiosis Rap Battle s Meiosis Rap Battle You want to take on Mitosis? Let me get your diagnosis It says you're half the man I am And all your ... alf the man I am And all your raps are necrosis Yeah I'm so perfectly perfect In all my careful divisions Creating identical versions While you're'Oh I'm so diffe ... ave at least is That both our epic journeys End in cytokinesis

68 3.Labels comedian rap shit ain't the rough witty On the reel to reel it wasn't from a tough city Niggas be game thinking that they lyrical surgeons Th ... row an mc with mic cables The epic is that I rush associated labels F

69 17.Link's Epic Rap(Loz) 17.Link's Epic Rap(Loz) I am the multi-incarnate H

70 2.Everybody Wants It onicle of Epic Disses2.Everybody Wants It The is the real story of two whack ass MCs Clamoring for relevance And me dissing the shit o ... with earrings You're like the rap teletubby and your belly's chubby Bitches will dig your voice but laugh when they discover that you're helly fugly I know you bo ... g me x2 Look at all the whack rappers trying to play Possum Every every everybody wants it with TheJokerr now awesome Everybody wants a piece what's it gonna cost ...

71 4.The Real One onicle of Epic Disses4.The Real One The sound is unacceptable And my bullshit levels are unsurpassable And uh' Next year I'mma be in y ... ThaJoker ugh' My name isJoker rap name poacher I eat so much shit I got dukey in my toaster I need to run and hide beneath the ground like a gopher Either that or ... older I don't know if I could rap any slower My punchlines are just cute little plays on words And adaptations of corny internet jokes that I use to make dumb fuc ...

72 5.One Man Army onicle of Epic Disses5.One Man Army Yo aight. Yo aight. Yo aight. Yo aight. You think this beat'll lose respect for me? Go ahead and p ... issing Link and this is how I rap It's1991 and I'm skipping on the track Every single bar sounds exactly the same I learned from the Beastie Boys and haven't seen ... it on'My name is Claas and I rap really intense I've had a bad identity crisis ever since I first realized that I was interracial and hence I try my hardest to f ...

73 6.Justus Where Are You onicle of Epic Disses6.Justus Where Are You A little under a week ago a phone call took place between the jokerr andJustusJustus wante ... issin on you fire hydrant ass rapper's I stop shit I ain't havin it I could reach up to stop a helicopter roter blade just by grabbing it ha I ain't loyal to frie ... as fuck and can't accept the rap careers a bit impractical You bit my homie's myspace page Shit is laughable It's cool you've been at it for twelve years in fact ...

74 7.Don't Show Kavy onicle of Epic Disses7.Don't Show Kavy You could even see me after Lasik surgery(See me even after major Lasik surgery) Yo fuck all th ... get rich) But I ain't takin' crap from nobody like septic tank service workers on strike(Everybody I'm not takin' your shit like out of service port-a-potties)??? ... service port-a-potties)???? Crap in your house and purposely not courtesy flush my ego...(Kavy on the mic murderous poop in your house and purposely not courtesy ...

75 9.Dead Horse onicle of Epic Disses9.Dead Horse Yo I first met Hop back in two thousand and nine(2009) I reached out when my homie Lo Key found him ... is straight one of the dopest rappers alive I won't lie some of them crazy delivery patterns are fly And on a personal level he ain't that bad of a guy I was a bi ... ts no matter the spot So as a rapper you could imagine how happy I got When I got invited to meet him in Santa Barbara that day And then drove like eight hundred ...

76 11.Permanent Enemy onicle of Epic Disses11.Permanent Enemy Ha ha ha thanks for the introduction So Funk Volume fans I can't ... n So Funk Volume fans I can't rap right? Well I bet you the next one hundred and ten bars say otherwise! And let me start by showing you how to address somebody w ... uld take first in the Special Rap Olympics You're uglier than Swizz's ass go kiss in his cage You two go together likeJarren Benton's dick and some AIDS Why am I ... ! Yo so Hopsin's the greatest

77 1.Master Chief vs. Leonidas Epic Rap Battles of History-暫存1.Master Chief vs. Leonidas Spartans! Let's start this! Show this petty officer who's the hardest! ... won? Who's next? You decide! Epic Rap Battles of Histor

78 2.John Lennon vs. Bill O'Reilly Epic Rap Battles of History-暫存2.John Len

79 3.Darth Vader vs. Adolf Hitler Epic Rap Battles of History-暫存3.Darth Va

80 4.Abe Lincoln vs. Chuck Norris Epic Rap Battles of History-暫存4.Abe Lincoln vs. Chuck Norris Four score and65 years in the past I won the Civil War with my beard ... est retreating For I invented rap music When my heart started beating Chuck Norris doesn't battle He just allow you to lose My ... He just allow you to lose My raps will blow your mind like a verbalJ

81 5.Napoleon vs. Napoleon Epic Rap Battles of History-暫存5.Napoleon vs. Napoleon Gosh I can't believe how much of a little bitch you are When it comes to wo ... land and hide Cause this is a rap roller-coaster You're not even tall enough to ride I don't even care How many like stupid Prussians you've killed Cause to me Yo ... won? Who's Next? You decide? Epic Rap Battles of Histor

82 6.Gandalf vs. Dumbledore Epic Rap Battles of History-暫存6.Gandalf vs. Dumbledore You shall not pass I ... dore You shall not pass I rap fast like Shadowfax Tom Riddle me this you bitch How's your little wand Going to beat my staff? I leave mics in flames torched b ... rinkly balls For I am the one rapper to rule them all Your spells are

83 7.Captain Kirk vs. Christopher Columbus Epic Rap Battles of History-暫存7.Captain Kirk vs. Christopher Columbus Arrivederci I'mma leave before this battle begins Cause we ... ip Have fun canoeing You know rapping against you it's not even fun I

84 8.Genghis Khan vs. The Easter Bunny Epic Rap Battles of History-暫存8.Genghis Khan vs. The Easter Bunny How you gonna battle I invented hip hoppin My little tail swing ... serve to be arrogant You ugly Rapist Pelt wearing barbarian Uuuu what

85 9.Nice Peter vs EpicLLOYD2 Epic Rap Battles of History-暫存9.Nice Peter vs ... History-暫存9.Nice Peter vs EpicLLOYD2 Look if you had one shot

86 10.Zeus vs Thor Epic Rap Battles of History-暫存10.Zeus vs Thor ... ory-暫存10.Zeus vs Thor EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!! ZEUS VS THOR!! How dare you challenge my immortal throne? I'm the father of the Gods put your daddy on the ... r to retort you shapeshifting rapist! And get a taste of this Scandin

87 11.Wonder Woman vs Stevie Wonder Epic Rap Battles of History-暫存11.Wonder Woman vs Stevie Wonder ... er Woman vs Stevie Wonder EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! WONDER WOMAN! VS! STEVIE WONDER! BEGIN! Wonder Woman fly I'm about to tell you why Princess Diana but this L ... e Predator after some chemotherapy! But don't be scared I let Bats down easy So you don't gotta worry'bout a thing Li'l Stevie! I've been like since the beginning ... WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE! EPIC RAP

88 12.Theodore Roosevelt vs Winston Churchill Epic Rap Battles of History-暫存12.Theodore Roosevelt vs Winston Churchill ... velt vs Winston Churchill EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! WINSTON CHURCHILL! VERSUS! THEODORE ROOSEVELT! BEGIN! Bully! A challenge! I love competition! Now where woul ... in Gallipoli like they were scraps off your plate! Your whole miserable country is the size of ONE state! I could see my way through running that without donning ... jacket You look like a mix of Epic

89 1.Lay Low grindin'*Epic rap* La la la la la la la Comming strai

90 2.Joan Epiclloyd-Dis Raps for Hire - Season 12.Joan Bro double L-O comin' back to flow again So this fellow can exact some cold revenge On this l ... you dumb bat he's ready to scrap you're just old and ugly And other cats who are dads would act just like him Cause it might have been them had their families th ... gats I don't clap nines I'm strapped with Dis Rap lines that'll snap your spine Chapter9 coming at cha Dis ... ne Chapter9 coming at cha Dis Rap

91 3.Daniel Epiclloyd-Dis Raps for Hire - Season 13.Daniel Dear Daniel hi my name's mville I sling hot cakes and runny eggs at IHOP to pay bills But I ... m on your back I hope my quit rap helps Now let me dis this little power trippin' dick myself I'm ... ower trippin' dick myself I'm Epic Lloyd Danny boy call me the short stack I want my hand to meet your mouth cause they both talk smack Your communication skills ... ffice I86 a crazy boss in Dis Raps8 For talking

92 8.Christian Epiclloyd-Dis Raps for Hire - Season 18.Christian intro Alright! Yo its Dis ... br> intro Alright! Yo its Dis rap time come to get your nose. I split flows freshest new christmas clothes. Dis blow be stooved about to cook christan up with an ... e a toy and now im a employed EpicLLoyd go tell dad that you have been threated like c ... you have been threated like crap. i'll get mistletoe that right the flat on my back so we can under that and fu**ing kiss

93 1.Nelson Mark Steven& Lucas(Dis Raps for Hire)[Season2][Episode3](feat. Zach Sherwin) Epiclloyd-暫存1.Nelson Mark Steven& Lucas(Dis ... Nelson Mark Steven& Lucas(Dis Raps for Hire)[Season2][Episode3](feat. Zach Sherwin) ... ode3](feat. Zach Sherwin) EpicLLOYD's the microphonist Of this stone cold dis dish Choke holds like fish bones in your neck Light up your coals! Heat up your ... happens when i blast a wrath rap past ten! Iv'e got rage to vent on these punk ass men I; m deadlier than any cobra with poisonous insults When i spit a diss

94 9.Ain't Got No Watch Epiclloyd-暫存9.Ain't Got No Watch I ain't got no watch I got no bling I ain't got no shiney shoes on my feet I ain't got no g ... and given half the chance I'd rap one handed holding half a mic And i

95 12.Dis Raps for Hire- EP.4:Jennifer Epiclloyd-暫存12.Dis Raps for Hire- EP.4:Jennifer Check one two! It's L back with some fresh Dis ... 's L back with some fresh Dis Raps for you! I got to rip these fools! Cause certain things you just don't do! You just don't do!Jennifer I'm coming for you with m ... for you with my pens ablazin' EpicLLOYD had been deployed to pay you for your treason What are you thinking? This story is crazy I wanna stop rhyming and just be ... ewed Annotation1 Contributor?

96 4.Soapbox gger than rap cats is dyin' out in the streets and I gotta preach yo there mad lost that we need to reach and I'm sad to say there's a lot of ... odus composin' sections of an epic told in the old and new testament praphrased when we represent the God of harvest who rocked skin like a garment conquerin' sin for all men when He died on the cross a ... cracks in pottery vessel of crappy quality hidin' the Masters lotter

97 18.Crenshaw& Slauson(True Story) tory) RAP POP ROCK LIT COUNTRY R&B NEWS HISTORY SCREEN SPORTS LAW TECH X META Genius beta Crenshaw and Slauson(True Story)Nipsey Hu$$le Lo ... is what your mistakes get ya Rap niggas they just wanna double date with you Twitpic and show these hoes that they affiliate with you Labels used to treatin ... th you Labels used to treatin rappers like a slave nigga Starvin artist'just be happy with your fame nigga' Shit changed now it's such a different game All the ni ... and

98 1.Walk into Mordor(Shadow of Mordor Rap) of Mordor Rap) One Does Not Simply Walk Into Mordor x2 One Does Not Simply Walk Into Mordor Except Me I walk in the front door Revenge loo ... that Muthafucka named Sauron Epic Runes I got a bunch Shadow Mount t

99 7.Nutshot Rap'Nutshot' 7.Nutshot Rap'Nutshot' Nutshot Nutshot Nutshot Nutshot I'm a sniper On a mission and you're wishin' that I'm missin'. But I be blasting sh ... I be blasting shots off with epic precision. You're hoping that you

100 30.Deangelo Vickers istory of rap music You can tell it's a mixtape because of the ridiculous echo effect on my voice We got some of the hottest MCs in the game t ... d mental discipline Life's an epic journey I'm in it for the win So I'm making every808 shake vibrate the speaker frame Mix it up like lemonade Minute Maid not Ga ... uctionists They say they want rap back because they invented it On th