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5 20.La Pierrade 詞 Benabar、Bertrand Commare、Olivier Daviaud、Frederi ... Benabar編曲 Bertrand Commare、Denis Grare、Florent Silve、Frederic Deville、Gerard Tempia、Martin Saccardy、Olivier Daviaud、PaulJothy、Stephane Montign ... re la dans cent mille ans Le dernier homme sur Terre se dira'Mais qu'

6 5.Birthday Suit i run weh Ernie and Bert'cause dem bwoy deh a joker Dem can

7 9.The One Raised on Bert& Ernie in bathtubs scrubbin' eachother's

8 7.Nerd Lust girls The bert and ernie girls The pearls of the world. I

9 1.Palm Pilot rsions of bert and ernie You dont concern me cuz yall aint

10 2.Careless evenJay Robertson Lloyd Edward Elwyn I guess I lied to you when I told you I like baseball It's not so much the game I like it's the hats Ed d ... ouldn't care less how old are Ernie and Bert I couldn't care less where does Barney Rubble work Well Shaggy said to Velma'Hey now Velma how ya doing?' And Velma said'Geez S ... I'll name my children Alice Albert and Alfred(Really cool names) I'll call them for supper like this'Dinner's ready Als' I couldn't care less what Mort

11 22.Strangers In The Night Singleton Bert Kaempfert Eddie Snyder Arranger Ernie Freeman Strangers in the night ex

12 3.Des Visages Des Figures is Barthe Bertrand CantatJean-paul Roy Serge Teyssot-gay Des visages des figures Dévisagent défigurent Des figurantsà effacer des faces A des ... re de claques Et surtout ton dernier baiser Des visages des figures D

13 20.Jim Henson's Dead ing green Bert is mad'cause Ernie can't hear With a banana in his e

14 9.Lived In The Projects er peepin ernie and bert With backstage passes wearin a lon

15 15.Strangers In The Night Singleton Bert Kaempfert Eddie Snyder Arranger Ernie Freeman Strangers in the night ex

16 23.The World We Knew(Over And Over) Music Herbert Rehbein Bert Kaempfert Arranger Ernie Freeman Over and over I keep goin

17 33.Strangers In The Night Singleton Bert Kaempfert Eddie Snyder Arranger Ernie Freeman Strangers in the night ex

18 12.Strangers In The Night Singleton Bert Kaempfert Eddie Snyder Arranger Ernie Freeman Strangers in the night ex

19 10.Jung Talent Time Time Bert Newton; Billy Ray Cyrus Warwick Capper; Uri Geller Samantha Fox; A Flock Of Seagulls Richard Wilkins; Betty Boo Don Lane; Vanil ... illa Ice Rocky Burnette;Jacko Ernie Sigley; Bros Olivia NewtonJohn; Shannen Doherty New Kids On The Block; TISM Billy Ray Cyrus; Noeline Daniher Uri Geller;Julia ... ne Daniher Uri Geller;Julia Roberts A Flock Of Seagulls; Edie Sedgwick Betty Boo; Brandon Lee Vanilla Ice; BiancaJaggerJacko; The Archies Bros; Nadia Kominish The ...

20 6.Step Into Da Cipher big bird bert and ernie My steelo fat like your girlfrien

21 14.Examination of What hood With Bert Ernie and Sesame Street Mossies trying

22 12.Strangers In The Night Singleton Bert Kaempfert Eddie Snyder Arranger Ernie Freeman Strangers in the night ex

23 12.En Route Pour LaJoie is Barthe Bertrand Cantat Serge Teyssot Gay Frederic Vidalenc Qui a miné la base Qui a fait sauter l'pont Qui avait disposé Du ciment sous les ... Jusqu'à en faire pourrir Les derniers noyaux frais Qui recréera la ba

24 46.Strangers In The Night Singleton Bert Kaempfert Eddie Snyder Arranger Ernie Freeman Strangers in the night ex

25 1.Strangers In The Night Singleton Bert Kaempfert Eddie Snyder Arranger Ernie Freeman Strangers in the night ex

26 9.The World We Knew(Over And Over) Music Herbert Rehbein Bert Kaempfert Arranger Ernie Freeman Over and over I keep goin

27 1.Strangers In The Night Singleton Bert Kaempfert Eddie Snyder Arranger Ernie Freeman Strangers in the night ex

28 4.A Life In The Day Of Benjamin Andre(Incomplete) ging like Ernie and Bert And in my idle head I'm thinking c

29 11.I Don't Wanna It'll Hurt ppet like Ernie or Bert! I wanna kiss your eardrum with a cut piano wire Bathe you in champagne and set you on fire I wanna soak your eyes in bleach I' ... th eye drops So you look like Ernie and Bert but you always say-- I don't wanna

30 14.I Don't Wanna It'll Hurt ppet like Ernie or Bert! I wanna kiss your eardrum with a cut piano wire Bathe you in champagne and set you on fire I wanna soak your eyes in bleach I' ... th eye drops So you look like Ernie and Bert but you always say-- I don't wanna

31 1.Noir(s) Pour un dernier Pali-Kao Salutà toi Che Guevara S ... tà toi la Bertaga Salut aussià la Banda Salutà to

32 12.Undisco Kidd Collins Bernie Worrell She's bad the girl is bad Bad the lady is bad Now the kid was kick-back lining the cut Eatin' some fish and chips And ... id'On the real side of things Bertha you got too much rump to bump' M

33 10.The National Association of'W' Lovers Ernie-暫存10.The National Association of'W' Lovers( ... Association of'W' Lovers(Ernie a boy and five other men talk to one another.) ... her men talk to one another.) Bert All right all right all right everybody. Settle down. Come on now.(clears his throat) Welcome to the weekly meeting of the Nati ... can be(All right everybody!)(Ernie the boy and the five other men sing along with ... ive other men sing along with Bert.) All: So what is the let

34 1.What's the Name of That Song? Ernie-Sesame Street: Bert and Ernie Sing-Along1.What's the Name o

35 2.Sing Ernie-Sesame Street: Bert and Ernie Sing-Along2.Sing Sing Sin

36 3.I Refuse To Sing Along Ernie-Sesame Street: Bert and Ernie Sing-Along3.I Refuse To Sing Along ... >3.I Refuse To Sing Along Ernie Gee Bert it's so much fun I know you'll like it once we've begun ... u'll like it once we've begun Bert Ernie I've gotta wash my hair I've gotta scrub my toes ... hair I've gotta scrub my toes Ernie We Bert will have a ball if I can get you to sing at all ... I can get you to sing at all Bert: No I refuse to sing

37 4.A Really Good Feeling Ernie-Sesame Street: Bert and Ernie Sing-Along4.A Really Good Fee

38 4.Elmo's Last Laugh Big Bird Bert and Ernie questioned their own sexuality Aw

39 10.Angel Without Wings fleupagus Bert and Ernie Five already I make my own money

40 2.Privateers of the Public Airwaves same with Bert and Ernie(spoken) We believe in the three R

41 2.Me Lost Me Cookie at the Disco so sad.] Ernie[How can it make you sad Cookie Monster?] Cookie Monster[Oh because me try to get with it and hustle down to disco for good tim ... good time but it all go bad.] Bert:[Aw c'mon how bad could it be?] Cookie Monster:[ ... could it be?] Cookie Monster:[Bert you sit. Me tell you whole true st

42 3.Nerd Lust(Peeved remix) girls The bert and ernie girls The pearls of the world. I

43 16.Ain't No Road Too Long e garden!(Ernie is piloting Bert in an airplane as they look for Big Bird) ... ne as they look for Big Bird) Ernie: Oh we're gonna find him all rightBert! Bert: Yeah. Ernie: Hey you remember what color he isBert: What? Ernie: He's yellow! Bert: Ernie!(Ernie laughs and flies right over the t

44 52.Bert And The Beanstalk 暫存152.Bert And The Beanstalk Once upon a time there lived a boy named ... time there lived a boy named Bert. One day Bert traded the family bicycle for a bag of magic beans. But ... for a bag of magic beans. But Bert's buddy Ernie looked in the bag and said'Beans? Blah! How boring.' And he threw the boring beans out the back window. Immediately the beans ... big beautiful beanstalk. When Ernie saw the beanstalk he said'Look. A big beautiful be

45 53.Bert Can't Sleep 暫存153.Bert Can't Sleep Bert'18....19.....20.... Boy those exercises are great ... Boy those exercises are great Ernie I'm gonna turn the light off now though.' ... rn the light off now though.' Ernie'OK Bert.' Bert(yawns)'OK Ernie... G'night now sleep tight..' Ernie:'G'night Bert... sweet dreams.' Bert:'OK...g'night.'(Sound of water dripping) ... ht.'(Sound of water dripping) Bert:'Hey uh...Hey Ern....Ernie?'

46 54.Bert's Blanket 暫存154.Bert's Blanket Bert's alone in bed Ernie's bed is empty and Bert says This is great! Ernie's sleeping over at The Count's tonight so I have the place all to myself. For once I know he's not going to wake me up. No sur ... where your blanket came from. Bert: My blanket? I know where my blanket came from! Sheep: A blanket begins in a faraway place Where skies are blue and there's lot ... 'goodbye' That's the story of Bert's blanket That'

47 55.Bert's Brother Bart 暫存155.Bert's Brother Bart Ernie(coming in from the left) Hey Bert! Bert the place looks great! You've been cleaning house haven't you? ... n cleaning house haven't you? Bert Yeah I have. It- it looks okay huh? E Mm-hmm. Wonderful. B: Okay. You know why I'm concerned? E:(shaking head) Uh-uh. B:'Cause ... him feel at home? E: Oh sure Bert...(Bert starts to leave) Ho-whoa wait a second... B: What? E: How will I know it's your brother Bart .

48 58.Bert's Nap 暫存158.Bert's Nap B*yawn* Oh boy...It's time for nap...am I tired*yawn*( ... me for nap...am I tired*yawn*(Bert gets all comfortable in bed and begins to snore) E ... in bed and begins to snore) E Bert! Oh Bert! Ol' buddy Bert? Hey Bert..Where are ya Bert?(sees Bert in bed) Oh! Mmmm...You know it is just possible that my old buddy ... st possible that my old buddy Bert is asleep. For one thing he's lying down which he usually do

49 59.Bert And Ernie And The Fan 暫存159.Bert And Ernie And The Fan Bert(writing a letter with a pencil)'Dear Mister Rogers I wish you would send me...' ... I wish you would send me...' Ernie(entering) Boy it's a hot one todayBert!(Bert doesn't answer) Bert? Oh he's writing a letter. I won't bother him.(Louder) I won't bother you ... m.(Louder) I won't bother you Bert!(Bert looks up sighs and continues writing) I'll just get the electric fan and turn on some co

50 60.Ernie And Bert Have A Snack 暫存160.Ernie And Bert Have A Snack Ernie and Bert are sitting down with pizza and juice. ... ng down with pizza and juice. Ernie's serving is noticably larger thanBert's. Ernie'Okay Bert here's your glass of ice-cold delicious grape juice and here's my glass of ice-cold delicious grape juice and here's your slice ... d here's your slice of cheese Bert cheese anchovy and pepperoni pizza and here's my slice of cheese anchovy and pe

51 61.Bert And Ernie's Blackout 暫存161.Bert And Ernie's Blackout Bert Ernie.... Ernie.... Ernie I'm tired of that program.... Ernie we've been watching television all day[or for several hours?]and I'd like to play a record now.... ... like to play a record now.... Ernie? Ernie Shh Bert! Keep it down I'm trying to watch television. ... m trying to watch television. Bert Okay smart guy you watch your ol' TV. I'm going to play a record anyway.[ ... oi

52 62.Bert And Ernie's Other Blackout 暫存162.Bert And Ernie's Other Blackout Ernie Bert? Bert it's dark. Bert(rolls over) Ernie did you wake me up just to tell me it's dark? ... up just to tell me it's dark? Ernie Yeah Bert it's really dark. Bert: Well of course it's dark Ernie. It's supposed to be dark. It's night out. ... d to be dark. It's night out. Ernie: No Bert I mean it's really dark.(Goes to the window.) See the lights are all out on

53 63.Ernie And Bert Do The Laundry 暫存163.Ernie And Bert Do The Laundry Scene A rather elaborate room wallpapered and rather cluttered a grandfather clock stands in the corner. In ... arly attempt at redecorating? Bert walks in on Ernie who's basically fiddling around. Bert'Ernie--look at this! Ernie when are you going to clean your room?'[Does this explain why ... room?'[Does this explain why Ernie and Bert share a bedroom? That said bedroom is actually ... Th

54 82.But I Like You e You Ernie Bert? Hey Bert? Bert? Bert Ernie what is it? I'm trying to sleep. Ernie Hey Bert did you ever think about all the things you like? ... bout all the things you like? Bert: Well sure Ernie but not now huh? Ernie: Yeah but just tell me something you like ... st tell me something you like Bert. Bert: Ernie I'm trying to sleep. Ernie: Oh come on Bert just one.Just name one thing that you

55 5.Clink Clank Clank Bert[Ernie! Ernie! I've discovered something FANTASTIC! Listen...(CLINK) ... g FANTASTIC! Listen...(CLINK) Ernie That's fantastic Bert! Bert Yeah yeah! That's ME hitting this tin can with a spoon. And listen this is.. this is me hitting this pan with a spoon...(CLANK) ... poon...(CLANK)*pleasant sigh* Ernie: Well that's very interesting Bert.. Bert: Yeah. Now I shake the tin can..(RATTLE).. you see it's got MARBLES inside! ... s

56 24.Count Von Count's Continuous Country Cookin' Downhome Diner irst bite Ernie: Let me see... I'll have a number four- the one minute egg And three strips of bacon on the side Wait a minute... On second th ... bird seed on a bun(on a bun) Bert: Two bowls of oatmeal for dessert

57 29.Dance Myself To Sleep real deep(Ernie!) And dance myself to sleep!(Ooooh why me?) I hoof around my beddieJust a-tappin my toes Before I know what's happenin' I'm a- ... a-bye myself across the floor(Ernie!) I turn and then I toss and then I start to snore( ... oss and then I start to snore(Ernie!) My trusty little bugle helps me spread the news That I'm tappin' to'Taps' And I'm a-rarin' to snooze!(Oh not the bugle)(Smok ... gle)(Smokin' bugle routine by Ernie begins interspersed with comments

58 41.Do You Like Me? e Me? Ernie Do you like me? Am I okay? Do you like me? If you do please say That you like meJust this way. I want to hear it from you. ... . I want to hear it from you. Bert:(Oh Ernie.) Ernie:(No really Bert.) Ernie: Do you like me? Do you think I'm swell? Do you like me? You know me well If you like me. Won't you tell? I want to hear it fr ... Even when I do things wrong? Bert:(Oh Ernie.) Bert: Yes I like you. Ernie:(Really?) (|

59 47.Don't Forget To Watch The Movie n't talk! Bert Ernie and the rest:(hushed) Don't talk

60 65.Ernie And Bert And The Binoculars 暫存265.Ernie And Bert And The Binoculars Ernie(quietly) Bum-bum bum-bum bum-bum mmmmmmm.( ... -bum bum-bum bum-bum mmmmmmm.(Ernie slips behind the chair and Bert looks over his shoulder too late. Ernie comes up at the top of the chair then slips behind before ... hair then slips behind before Bert looks.) Ernie: Bum-bum bum bum BA-BUUM! Bert: Oh Ernie.(Bert goes back to his reading but Ernie continues staring at

61 66.Ernie And Bert Share A Cookie 暫存266.Ernie And Bert Share A Cookie Bert is examining a cookie in his hand Bert:'Mmmmmmm mmmm.' Ernie:(barging in)'A cookie?! Oh boy a cookie! I love cookies and oh boy am I hungry!'(He grabs ... oh boy am I hungry!'(He grabs Bert's hand and starts bringing the cookie to his mouth. ... ging the cookie to his mouth. Bert angrily stops him.) Bert:'Ernie ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-HOLD IT!' Ernie:(tries again)'But it's a cookie and I

62 68.Ernie Breaks The CookieJar 暫存268.Ernie Breaks The CookieJar(Ernie walks in with a cooking pot and plops it on ... a cooking pot and plops it on Bert's head) Ernie: Here Bert try this on! Bert: Hey hey Ernie what are you doing? Get that pot off my head! Why? ... et that pot off my head! Why? Ernie: Well haa ya see Bert a little while ago I dropped and broke the cookie jar. ... ped and broke the cookie jar. Bert: Oh Ernie you didn't! Ernie(

63 69.Ernie Cleans Up The Apartment 暫存269.Ernie Cleans Up The Apartment Part OErnie singing loudly and wordlessly is throwing stuff around the living room.) ... tuff around the living room.) Bert: Hey Ernie cut that out! Cut that out!(Ernie stops.) Look at this mess! Boy you are the sloppiest person I know! Now if you don't get this place cleaned up I'm gonna move ... can's neater than this. Wow! Ernie: Oh don't worry Bert I'm gonna get this place so clean you wouldn't reco

64 70.Ernie Eats Cookies In Bed 暫存270.Ernie Eats Cookies In Bed Bert(rolls over and sits up in bed) Ernie? Ernie: Yes Bert? Bert: Oh Ernie what are you doing with those cookies in bed huh? ... ith those cookies in bed huh? Ernie: Oh the cookies? Well I was just hungry ... okies? Well I was just hungry Bert so I thought I'd have a few cookies before I went to sleep. ... okies before I went to sleep. Bert: Ernie Ernie don't eat those cookies

65 71.Ernie Helps Bert With His Sneeze 暫存271.Ernie Helps Bert With His Sneeze Bert'Ahhhh....ahhhh....' Ernie:'Hey Bert what's wrong?' Bert:'I think I'm going to sneeze.' Ernie:'Bert you can't sneeze you don't have a hanky. You can't sneeze without a hanky.' ... an't sneeze without a hanky.' Bert:'I know can you go get one Ernie? Please hurry!' Ernie:'Wait right there.(he runs off returns with a large hanky) Okay you can sneeze now.' ... ky) Okay you can

66 74.Ernie Puts Away His Toys 暫存274.Ernie Puts Away His Toys Bert'Look at this mess! Ernie don't you think it's time to put all these toys away?' ... to put all these toys away?' Ernie:(looks up from the fire engine)'Well yes but I didn't get all the toys out.' ... didn't get all the toys out.' Bert:'Yes but you got most of the toys out.' ... ou got most of the toys out.' Ernie:'Wellllll how about I put most of the toys away?' ... I put most of the toys away?' Bert:

67 75.Ernie Questions His Existence 暫存275.Ernie Questions His Existence Ernie'Hey Bert it's--' Bert:'-Aak-Eek-Aak!--' Ernie:'--time for our checker game.'(Ernie looks apologetic.) Bert:'Oh Ernie you scared me! I thought you weren't here.' ... I thought you weren't here.' Ernie:'Well maybe I'm not then.' Bert:'What do you mean?' Ernie:'You're usually right about most things ... ually right about most things Bert.' Bert:(modest)'Welllllllll

68 76.Ernie Takes A Bath 暫存276.Ernie Takes A Bath Ernie Ho Bert I got my bar of soap.(Exits) Bert: Oh I bet he's gonna wash somethingErnie(re-entering with something else): Bert I got my fluffy towel.(Exits) Bert: Oh he's probably gonna wash his face. ... probably gonna wash his face. Ernie(re-entering with yet another thing): Ho ... g with yet another thing): Ho Bert I got my little...(Squeaks the something and exits) ... eaks the something and exits

69 77.Ernie Writes A Story 暫存277.Ernie Writes A Story Ernie is watching a movie on TV as Bert walks in Bert: Ernie what are you watching? Ernie: Oh it's a great old movie Bert. B: What is it? E: It's called... it's just uh'Cowboys in Outerspace' ... ust uh'Cowboys in Outerspace' Bert. B: Ernie? Ernie?(E: Look at that!) Uh can't you do something else besides watch TV? I mean you've been watching TV all day long. E: Well gee l ... y long. E: Well gee

70 78.Ernie Writes Another Story 暫存278.Ernie Writes Another Story Ernie is at the typewriter pecking away. Suddenly-- ... iter pecking away. Suddenly-- Ernie:'It's done! It's done! Hey Bert--it's done!' Bert:'What? What's done?' Ernie:'My story--greatest short story in the whole wide world it's done. Greatest story in the world wait'll you hear it.' ... e world wait'll you hear it.' Bert:(groan)'Go ahead.' Ernie:'A........B C.......D......' Bert:'Ernie..

71 82.Everybody Wash Wash Ernie Bert! Hey Bert! C'mere Bert! Bert: Wh.. Where are you Ernie? Ernie: Right here in my tubby Bert Bert: Ok Ernie what is it now? Ernie: What is it now? Why I'm here in my tubby ... now? Why I'm here in my tubby Bert Bert: So? Ernie: Well I'm going to wash myself and while I do you're going to pretend you're washing yourself ... etend you're washing yourself Bert: I am? Ernie: Of cours

72 7.The Four Seasons is here!' Bert:(aside):'Am I first? I'm so nervous. Oh winter's the season For cold and for snow... Uh for snow...' Prairie:'The snow Grover t ... snow!' Grover:'Oops! Sorry.' Bert:'The ground is all icy So flowers can't grow.' Prairie:'You missed him Grover! It's supposed to snow ON ... ver! It's supposed to snow ON Bert!' Bert:'Though winter is chilly It's also quite nice. You can sled on the snow. You can skate on the ice.(to snowman prop) C'mon Horac ... ng comes a

73 63.High Middle Low ow Herbert Birdsfoot Oh I can only sing the high part. It's the only part I know. And when I sing the high part This is how I go: La la-la ... a-la la La la-la-la-la-la-la. Ernie: I can only sing the middle. It's the only part I know I know. And when I sing the middle part This is how I go: La la-la-la-l ... a-la la La la-la-la-la-la-la. Bert: I can only sing the low part low part It's the only part I know I know. And when I sing the low low part This is how I go.(Tha ...

74 3.I Refuse To Sing Along Along Ernie Gee Bert it's so much fun I know you'll like it once we've begun ... u'll like it once we've begun Bert: Ernie I've gotta wash my hair I've gotta scrub my toes ... hair I've gotta scrub my toes Ernie: We Bert will have a ball if I can get you to sing at all ... I can get you to sing at all Bert: No I refuse to sing along I won't So please don't ask me if I want to'cause I don't Although for you I would do almost anythin ... y which I

75 5.I Think That It Is Wonderful spiffy me Ernie: I think that it is wonderful That I can see a star When it's so very far Away Good night faraway star ... Away Good night faraway star Bert: I think that it is wonderful That I can hear birds sing When outside everything Is still Good night bird on the wing Cookie Mo ... sequence is repeated twice:) Ernie: Good night faraway star Bert: Good night bird on the wing Cooki

76 67.Kin Folk r> spoken Ernie: And now we'd like to do a song about our roots. ... to do a song about our roots. Bert: Ernie we're gonna sing about trees? Ernie: No Bert. By roots I mean family. Or as we say here in the country kin folk. ... here in the country kin folk. Bert: We say that here in the country? Ernie: All the time Bert. Sometimes we sing about it. Bert: Wow! Yippee tay ay Ernie! Okay here we go! sung: Both: Kin folk(kin folk) Kin fo

77 71.La La La La La Ernie[Hi Bert.] Bert:[Oh. Hi Ernie. Hey I've been sitting here trying to think of what we can do with this here letter'L'.] ... do with this here letter'L'.] Ernie:[Oh. Well let's see. You know one thing you can sing sort of a'La La La' song with the letter'L'.] ... La' song with the letter'L'.] Bert:[Uh what do you mean?] Ernie:[Well there are all kinds of pretty words that begin with'L'.](Music starts.)[You know you can sing a few'La La La

78 83.Let's Make A Face ite a few Ernie: These are a part of the face it is true Sometimes they're greenish or brown black or blue You use them to see with they call ... look very nize Prairie: Nize?(Ernie giggles off the stage) Harry: This is a nose it's a thing that you smell with It's a thing that a face always really looks swe ... rairie: Cookie out! Okay guys Bert: You ready Grover? Grover: Yes I amBert. Bert and Grover: Now here are two things that are really exciting ... ings tha

79 88.The Limerick Song(Come On and Sing Along with Me) sh sound) Ernie:(Sorry everybody I have one!) Bert:(Do you have a towel Ernie?) Ernie:(No Bert I have a verse.) Bert:(Oh no.) Ernie:(It goes like this.) You all know our good buddy ... ) You all know our good buddy Bert Bert:(oh no) Ernie: Whose feelings are easily hurt When his friends all play dressup ol' ... friends all play dressup ol' Bert has to fess up Bert: Yeah I'm always the one in the skirt...( and I don't lik

80 96.Loud And Soft Soft Bert'Hey Ernie! Hey Ern..' Ernie:'Hey there Bert.' Bert:'Hi. Listen the radio is playing soft and then loud. Something wrong?' ... then loud. Something wrong?' Ernie:'That's the volume control Bert. See this little button here? That's the volume control.' ... ? That's the volume control.' Bert:'Yeah you're the one that's doin that huh?' ... he one that's doin that huh?' Ernie:'And when I turn the knob this way it makes the radi

81 13.Me Lost Me Cookie At The Disco so sad.] Ernie:[How can it make you sad Cookie Monster?] Cookie Monster:[Oh because me try to get with it and hustle down to disco for good t ... good time but it all go bad.] Bert:[Aw c'mon how bad could it be?] Cookie Monster:[ ... could it be?] Cookie Monster:[Bert you sit. Me tell you whole true st

82 36.Naptime ptime Bert(spoken) Oh boy. Oh boy. It's one o'clock. The little hand's on the one and the big hand's on the twelve. You know what I say to ... one o'clock? I say to myself Bert it's one o'clock now- time for one of the most exciting things I do everyday. It's time for my nap. Sung: Oh it's time for a na ... erfect time to get some sleep Ernie: Hi there Bert. Hey I've got a great idea for what we can do now ... t idea for what we can do now Bert. Bert: P

83 37.The National Association Of'W' Lovers overs(Ernie a boy and five other men talk to one another.) ... her men talk to one another.) Bert: All right all right all right everybody. Settle down. Come on now.(clears his throat) Welcome to the weekly meeting of the Nat ... can be(All right everybody!)(Ernie the boy and the five other men sing along with ... ive other men sing along with Bert.) All: So what is the letter we love? The sound that we're extra fond of? It's not any trouble You know it's a'W' Whe

84 56.Opening Sing-Along Theme Theme Ernie Let's sing a song that everybody knows! A song that we've all heard before The tune is simple we know how it goes With simple ... ws So that everyone can sing! Bert: Yeah! Like The bear went over the mountain the bear went over the mountain The bear went over the mountain to see what he coul ... tain to see what he could see Ernie: And... The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came the rain and washed the spider out Up came the sun and dried u ...

85 65.Pat Pat Patty Pat y Pat Bert Hey hey everybody! I've got another great game for ya! All: Yay! Wow! All right! ... ya! All: Yay! Wow! All right! Bert: This is so much fun! Now when I say pat your tummy you pat your tummy. OK? Here we go... Oh listen to the song that's humming ... pat-poo!(assorted confusion) Ernie: Uh then what happens Bert? Bert: Uh nothing happens Ernie and that's the game! Isn't it a spellbinder? Oscar: Well I thought it was dumb!!! Prairie: Yeah me t

86 74.Play Along ay along! Bert: Play it on your knuckles and your knees. ... your knuckles and your knees. Ernie: Play it any way you please. All: But we all gotta play together play along! ... tta play together play along! Ernie: Hey I'm playing along! All: People wanna feel happy!(whoo-hoo!) People wanna feel free!( ... hoo!) People wanna feel free!(Ernie laugh) If you sing that song and

87 81.The'R' Machine chine Bert(fixing the machine)'Ha! Well this machine knows what letter comes next. I put this here...' ... mes next. I put this here...' Ernie:'Hi there Bert. What's that machine you're working on?' ... t machine you're working on?' Bert:'Oh hi Ernie. This is my latest invention my automatic'R' detector.' ... on my automatic'R' detector.' Ernie:'No kidding.' Bert:'Yeah. Anytime this machine hears an'R' or an'R' word it rings a bell. I'll start it

88 93.The Rhyming Game Game Bert(reading an oatmeal recipe book'Cooking With Oatmeal')'You take four cups of oatmeal...two pitted mangoes...' ... meal...two pitted mangoes...' Ernie:'Hey Bert!' B:'...buttermilk...' E:'Hey Bert! It's time for the rhyming game Bert!' B:'Oh no Ernie thanks I don't want to play a game I'm reading my book.' E:'Oh but you'll love this game ... 'Oh but you'll love this game Bert! See all you have to do is you say something and then I'll say s

89 21.Six r> SPOKEN Ernie: What are you doing Bert? Bert: Sitting and thinking. Ernie: Thinking about what? Bert: My favorite number. Ernie: Oh? That's really... boring Bert. Bert: Not my number Ernie. Ernie: Well what is your favorite numberBert: I thought you'd never ask... SUNG:Bert: Six Ernie: Six? Bert: My favorite number is six Ernie: Bert nobody's favorite number is six. Bert: Sometimes I spend th

90 52.Takin' Turns e Grover: Ernie? Do you understand? Ernie: Yes Grover. Grover: Tell me. Ernie: When you're playing games or playing catch You're in good company(in good company) Or jumpin' rope or helpin' outJust take yo ... er than one Grover: After you Ernie. Ernie: No after you Grover. Grover: No no I insist after you. ... er: No no I insist after you. Ernie: Wait a minute I think it's Bert's turn! Bert: Ah let's all sing huh? Ernie: Okay everybody! All

91 71.That's What Friends Are For >(spoken) Ernie Hey Bert. Bert: What is it Ernie? Ernie: You know Bert I just remembered I didn't put away all my toys. I left a big mess in the other room. Do you think I should get up and clean th ... and clean that stuff up now? Bert: Ernie it's time to go to sleep now. You can do that in the morning. ... u can do that in the morning. Ernie: It's pretty messy in there Bert. Bert: Well Ernie you're just a little messy.

92 78.Things That I Remember scene is Ernie and Bert's bedroom at night)(spoken) Ernie: Bert?(we hear Bert snoring) Bert? Bert? Bert: Huh? Wha-wh-what? Huh?(waking up sounds) ... -what? Huh?(waking up sounds) Ernie: Hey Bert? I was just thinking of some of the things you can do with your head ... ngs you can do with your head Bert. Bert:(huge sigh) Oh Ernie. Ernie: You know Bert one of the things you can do with your head is to rem

93 84.Tiger Hunt Hunt Ernie Hey everybody! I'm going on a tiger hunt! I've got my trusty rusty telescope right here(squeaking noises in background). You w ... r. Mr. Tiger: Good afternoon! Ernie: Oops. There's a big furry striped animal in this tree with us. Mr. Tiger: Roar! ... ree with us. Mr. Tiger: Roar! Ernie: It's a tiger! RUN! Climb down the tree as fast as you can. He's following us- Run! Tiptoe past the elephants. Run down the ri ... . we made it... we're home... Bert: Hey

94 9.Upside-Down World World Ernie Hey Bert! Come fly with me in an upside-down world!( ... h me in an upside-down world!(Bert: Whaaa!) There's so many strange things to see!(laugh) There's upside-down people who walk down the street With upside-down sho ... feet In an upside-down world(Bert: Ernie!!) In an upside-down world(Bert: Ernie I don't feel so good) Ernie: Whee! It's fun to be in an upside-down world There's fish that fall out of the sea( ... fish that fal

95 17.Watermelons And Cheese ..(RING!) Bert: Hello? No this isn't Ernie's ducky!(RING!) Monty: Or perhaps... Cookie Monster: Hello? You got cookie for me please?(RING!) Monty: Or... Count: Hello you ... : You could have said-(RING!) Bert:(with pigeon) Hello? Bernice it's

96 39.When Bert's Not Here r>39.When Bert's Not Here Ernie tosses and turns trying to get to sleep then says Oh it's no use I can't fall asleep. And you know why? It's'cause I miss my o ... t's'cause I miss my old buddy Bert. He's not here. See he went to this Pigeon Festival you know with Bernice the pigeon? You know it might make me feel better if ... mind listening?(singing) When Bert's not here The hours last forever The toys aren't fun And the cookies don't crunch When ... the cookies d

97 42.When Muppets Cry died Did Bert and Ernie teach you of love? Can you take a

98 57.Write It Down over town Bert needs bread And Ernie wants thread To remember I just w

99 5.Nightmare on Sesame Street e street! ernie Ernie ERNIE Bert is dead Ernie Meet Bertie Crougar Bernie Ernie... Oh no bert no! Take it like a puppet Ernie. Oh no bert! no! Take it like a puppet I'm sick of you freeloadin' Nightmare on Sesame Street! It's feedin' time ... ame Street! It's feedin' time Ernie Oh no Bert stop it's too big Bert I'm sick of you and that Big Bird try this Big Bird Snuffaluffagus this! Oh no stop it's too big Oh H

100 6.Tom's Diner(Radio Edit)- Radio Edit irst bite Ernie: Let me see... I'll have a number four- the one minute egg And three strips of bacon on the side Wait a minute... On second th ... bird seed on a bun(on a bun) Bert: Two bowls of oatmeal for dessert