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1 5.Bass Face(Feat. Reggie Watts) I smell a fart The girlys can't control their private parts Facepalm the women they can't get to me Only one woman here I wanna see Whisper'I ... le sister's friends are party poops So I put acid in the apple juice
2 8.Clue something poop precisely I go where someone invites me I have an envelope it has my name It is a pseudonym and I am game There is a murderer w ... 50's mighty niftyJoe McCarthy farts on history Boys made him hardy it's hardly a mystery Was he a nancy who fancied fisting There is a butler he is under Lots of ... heightening I smell something poop precisely I go where someone invites me I have an envelope it has my name It is a pseudonym and I am game There is a murderer w ...
3 6.Debbie in the Dark t This or poop stew I don't know what tastes worse She had a tattoo of the devil on her belly Seen it with the flashlight app on my celly Push ... y Push upon it then her pussy farted Now she's giggling like she reta
4 6.Who Farted in the Club 6.Who Farted in the Club[Hook] Who farted in the club? Somebody farted in the club Who farted in the club? In the VIP it smelled like butt Whoever smell't it dealt it Bullshit who was eating shellfish? Smelling like lob ... the radius Now it stank like poop and anuses Take the shit outside Poop butt you burning my eyes You must
5 13.GAS MARK10!!! e they'll fart and start pooping I'm gassed up like a heater Dud

6 9.Gimme More t's still poop[Verse3: Shaggy2 Dope] You never outdo a veteran our medicine is better than Anything I letterman again I need excerderin My hea ... art? I rather hear a elephant fart Wicked sciencist hatchet cape flyi
7 13.Thin Line Between Love And Hate when you fart it bleeds You stoop as low as your self-esteem let a rap group hit you in the ... et a rap group hit you in the pooper for the team Betty Boop have a j
8 2.Diarrhea y made me poop Lucia I never should have ate But it sounded like a great idea.. You know it really hurts when you got the hurshy squirts Lucia ... But I can't go on with liquid farts I wouldn't have to break our date
9 9.Klap Your Hands ts ta umm fart no i gots ta uhh sneeze Not i gotcha trippin yippity-doo-da-day Shucks i'm makin bucks so umm hip-hip-hooray and then some Cos ... ade a mess now go and get the pooper scoop Oops i wibble-wobble-wobble-wee while i make But hocus-pocus and yippy-yi-yo yay for dray and...... Hook:'klap your han ... s no follower no runner or no poop But just rock a by rock a by boobo
10 2.Molly Ringworm ould stop farting and control her anal gasses But I guess she couldn't understand these sacred words of english'cause the ... ed words of english'cause the farts they kept a comin' pooping out her smelly anus I puked in
11 1.Amazing(Radio Edit) 't give a poops if you don't like my hoops Because I know they're amazing I don't care if you're in my underwear Because it all feels amazing ... y praising And I don't give a fart if you say that you're smart Becau
12 3.Amazing! 't give a poops if you don't like my hoops Because I know they're amazing I don't care if you're in my underwear Because it all feels amazing ... y praising And I don't give a fart if you say that you're smart Becau
13 2.Baby You da Shhh when you fart i see a chocolate cloud of youu() i like how this one feel make we wanna go get some candles and shit shit shit damn girl you t ... metaphor cause if you were my poop them my poop i would adore but it smells bad()
14 8.I'm Gettin' Nuttin' For Christmas stmas poop poophead fartsack snick on me i put a tack in my chair dont eats bugs noten for xmas nuttin fir chruru baaaaaaaaad saaaaaad spilt milk knot i ... elf on the shelf is regifting poop poophead fartsack snick on me i put a tack in my chair dont eats bugs noten for xmas nuttin fir chruru baaaaaaaaad saaaaaad spilt milk knot i ... elf on the shelf is regifting poop poophead fartsack snick on me i put a tack in my chair dont eats bug
15 4.Clue something poop precisely I go where someone invites me I have an envelope it has my name It is a pseudonym and I am game There is a murderer w ... 50's mighty niftyJoe McCarthy farts on history Boys made him hardy it's hardly a mystery Was he a nancy who fancied fisting There is a butler he is under Lots of ... heightening I smell something poop precisely I go where someone invites me I have an envelope it has my name It is a pseudonym and I am game There is a murderer w ...
16 4.No Hair-Just a Red Head lighting farts and uh she was a little too close to me and I singed her eyebrows her hair burnt up and she running around the trailer and cau ... ?'Shut the door I'm trying to poop!' You believe that? And then she k
17 9.Temple Funk butt and poop suck my feet for me and eat my doodoo and i like boys butt it taste good my feet stàank girl smell it butt crap ugly mess dumbo ... s dumbo dumby and tatse my my fart butt head cra
18 6.DARK TONY HAWK IS BORN E OF FINN FARTING6.DARK TONY HAWK IS BORN Daddy why did you leave me? You created me So don't you want to see me? Daddy do you even lo ... w what you crave. You want to poop your pants all day long. Well baby behave! Daddy why did you leave me? You created me So don't you want to see me? Daddy do you ... w what you crave. You want to poop your pants all day long. Well baby
19 7.Shun -Fun With Poop7.Shun Rise up above the fog above the world which you have wronged We lift you up above it all the higher you go the ... it all the higher you go the farther you fall Take one last look the
20 7.Put it on the Table re if you fart in my mouth or if a little piece ofpoop comes; I want it right now. I thou

21 1.It's Alright sh When I farts I poops cash from my ass'Cos If you think
22 4.Gotta Potty I had to farty Rappin' on the mic uh-oh there goes my body I'm just a man with lots of class And when I eat a lot of beans I have to pass gas ... tick tick a you don't quit I farted again it sounded like thunder Went to the bathroom they said take a number From start to stall had to potty y'all Refried bea ... ) It's all because of you Got poopoo on my shoe I must confess I used my shirt to clean up this mess Oh don't you see I got ... s mess Oh don't you see I got poop(
23 27.Wind Me Up it like I farted Take the rap sheet and part it Let my dog take a spill on it Never phoney on it ya I still want it But those shmoes knows how ... onnaise with no bologna on it Poopty scoops and Humpty climbs the lea
24 58.Little Pink Pony ver do is fart poop There's hundreds of us who talk li
25 5.The poopies of me 5.The poopies of me On a monday i am smelling on a tuesday i am stinking And by tuesday it gets worse then my butt aces i smell it The ... n my butt aces i smell it The farting is a green view i see you've come to smell my ... i see you've come to smell my farts fart with you i fart so bad i can hardly poop no more i hope it comes out ohhh...it semms like i can finally rest my butt on something warm i like the way it smells its as i ... smells its a
26 1.Be Careful How Yuh Poop l How Yuh Poop Cho Be careful how yuh poop before di night done yuh mighta end up with a body come dung mi seh be careful how yuh ... ung mi seh be careful how yuh poop before the night done yuh might a end up with a body come dung Verse1 Get a check up from yuh doctor Regula suh yuh body nuh en ... ady whappen' shi seh'somebody poop' mi seh'mind anuh yuh....unu poop all di while and galang like a nuh unu' Same time mi hear a old man seh'uh uh unu can't smell
27 6.Big Dick Farts a Polka .Big Dick Farts a Polka Now deep in Pennsylvania near where Route180 ends There's a humble house of brick and wood and glass The tiny home ... Everybody loves when Big Dick farts a polka Everyone who hears can't help but dance Someone better get him a change of pants Everybody loves when Big Dick ... Everybody loves when Big Dick farts a polka Now Big Dick started dinner with some cabbage and some greens Some broccoli a pair of turkey legs Some jalapeño popper ... Everyb
28 15.Emo(Like A Nazi) Crying* I farted oh no I farted I farted[Rapper] I'm so scene I don't care what you think! I'm better than you! You guys are mean! Craig Owens don't leave please Seri ... Crying* Every time I sneeze I poop a little*Crying**Sneeze* Aawwww
29 2.Alphabutt F is for fart G is for gorilla fart H is for huge gorilla fart I is for eyeballJ is for jammies K is for kid ... J is for jammies K is for kid fart L is for loud and long farts M is for monkey butt N is for saying night Night to Nico at nap time O is for oh P is for panda peeing and ... oh P is for panda peeing and pooping In her potty while papa plays peek a boo Q is for quebert R is for robotic monkey Who's going to take over the world S is fo ... nd yu
30 3.Thin Line Between Love& Hate(Original IML Mix) when you fart it bleeds You stoop as low as your self-esteem let a rap group hit you in the ... et a rap group hit you in the pooper for the team Betty Boop have a j
31 10.Bassface I smell a fart The girlys can't control their private parts Facepalm the women they can't get to me Only one woman here I wanna see Whisper'I ... le sister's friends are party poops So I put acid in the apple juice
32 1.Down Syndrome Girl u're on a farting streak Your finger's up your nose And you are dripping with drool But if you want a lady's love You're better off by smellin ... rooked walking Poorly pouting Poopie spouting For some reason always
33 1.Justin Bieber Farts us People Fart & Poop1.Justin Bieber Farts Listen up all you ladies I hate to be the one to say this But I honestly believe you need to know You all think that he's ... e's a human and that means he farts Yes evenJustin Bieber has to let one go SometimesJustin Bieber ... one go SometimesJustin Bieber farts YeahJustin Bieber farts I know you don't wanna think about it ButJustin Bieber ... ink about it ButJustin Bieber farts Now that this incon
34 2.Megan Fox Farts us People Fart & Poop2.Megan Fox Farts If I somehow got the opportunity to go on a date with Megan Fox It would be so wonderful It would be so perfect It would b ... ld pretend that it was me who farted To save her the embarrassment Yes I would yes I would It would go somethin' like this We'd just be sittin' there talkin' and ... 'm sorry that was me who just farted Please excuse me' And she would think I was such a gentleman Oh I would know and she would
35 3.Osama Bin Laden Poops us People Fart & Poop3.Osama Bin Laden Poops Back in the day I used to be afraid of Osama bin Laden and the rest of Al-Qaeda But then I thought about how they gotta ea ... n' about an evil man droppin' poop right out of his rear Instead of terrorists plots destruction and disorder I'd be worryin' more about gettin' away from his sti ... s stinky odor Osama bin Laden poops Next time you hear about him on the news reports Remember sometimes he doesn't make it
36 4.Kristen Stewart Farts us People Fart & Poop4.Kristen Stewart Farts Oh oh-oh-oh oh oh oh oh Oh-oh She's so darn beautiful She has a place in my heart That's why I find it hard to believe Tha ... eve That Kristen Stewart ever farts How could someone so perfect And so beautiful Ever sit down on a toilet And make a stinky poo? I just don't believe it She's s ... I don't believe that she ever farts or poops She's Kristen Stewart She's bette
37 5.The Pope Poops us People Fart & Poop5.The Pope Poops What happens when the pitcher's gotta go And everyone's expecting him to make a throw? He can't just let a little gas out ... ts of hit batters Lettin' the poop come out becomes the only thing th
38 6.Jason Derulo Probably Announces His Name Before Pooping in a Public Bathroom us People Fart & Poop6.Jason Derulo Probably Announces His Name Before ... bly Announces His Name Before Pooping in a Public Bathroom Before he sings his songs he sings his name For everybody in the world to hear And I bet he does th ... the same Before lettin' some poop fall out of his rear He says'Jason Derulo's about to do a little poo yo' He wants everybody to know That he isJason Derulo He w ... s into the stall And lets his poop just a-fall fall fal
39 1.Barack Obama Farts lebrities Fart and Poop (Just Like You & Me)1.Barack Obama ... e You & Me)1.Barack Obama Farts Well he dines with the leaders of foreign countries And he eats all kinds of exotic foods And it doesn't always sit well i ... ts out gas as he leaves Obama farts Obama farts Obama farts He goes Sometimes he sits for hours meeting with his advisers And there never seems to be enough time To pause the meeting by ... ches the Secret Service Obama fart
40 2.Miley Cyrus Farts lebrities Fart and Poop (Just Like You & Me)2.Miley CyrFarts She's an actress she's a singer She's America's sweetheart Let me tell you a secret Miley Cyrus ... tell you a secret Miley Cyrus farts Yes I know it's shocking And it's sad but it is true Every day she ... but it is true Every day she farts out gas and sometimes she goes poo She's supposed to be wholesome She's supposed to be sweet So her handlers keep her away fro ... l If kids find out that
41 3.Reese Witherspoon Poops lebrities Fart and Poop (Just Like You & Me)3.Reese Witherspoon ... & Me)3.Reese Witherspoon Poops I don't want to believe it no I don't want to believe it I don't want to believe that Reese Witherspoon ... elieve that Reese Witherspoon poops She's so pretty and she's so refined It can't be true that out of her behind Comes sticky sticky poo It just can't be true Tha ... she's human then she must go poop just about every day I started cryin' right t
42 4.Julia Roberts Farts lebrities Fart and Poop (Just Like You & Me)4.Julia Roberts ... You & Me)4.Julia Roberts Farts She's an Oscar-winning pretty woman She's America's sweetheart But just like everybody else on EarthJulia Roberts ... dy else on EarthJulia Roberts fartsJulia Roberts farts Yes she does When she received her Academy Award Oh she looked so cute And if you listen really close to her acceptance speech ... oot toot becauseJulia Roberts farts Every dayJuli
43 5.Zooey Deschanel Poops lebrities Fart and Poop (Just Like You & Me)5.Zooey Deschanel ... ou & Me)5.Zooey Deschanel Poops Her name is Zooey Deschanel She's an indie goddess Imagine her on the toilet Isn't that the oddest? No one that pretty eve ... p-poo poo poo Zooey Deschanel poops Look at her amazing body And her cute cute eyes If she didn't ... cute cute eyes If she didn't poop You know that Zooey would die Even someone with such a beautiful face Needs food to live and
44 6.Natalie Portman Poops lebrities Fart and Poop (Just Like You & Me)6.Natalie Portman ... ou & Me)6.Natalie Portman Poops She's got a great body And a beautiful face But still she's got to excrete her waste'It can't be true' lots of smitten men ... lly big stink Natalie Portman poops Natalie Portman poops How could that pretty princess from the Star Wars series Create a stinky ... r Wars series Create a stinky poop that brings people to tearies? She's got delicate hand
45 7.Brad Pitt Poops lebrities Fart and Poop (Just Like You & Me)7.Brad PittPoops Brad Pitt poops Yeah yeah Brad Pitt poops He might be the world's most handsome dude But still Brad Pitt ... some dude But still Brad Pitt poopsJust like all of us ugly dudes out there Every day he's gotta go A-plop plop a- ... y he's gotta go A-plop plop a-fart fart poop poop poop And it stinks real bad Yes yes it stinks real bad When AngelinaJolie uses the ba

46 8.ScarlettJohansson Farts lebrities Fart and Poop (Just Like You & Me)8.ScarlettJohansson ... & Me)8.ScarlettJohansson Farts She's so pretty and she's so great Acting in movies singing songs by Tom Waits She is the woman of so many men's dreams So ... nsson's bum ScarlettJohansson farts ScarlettJohansson farts When a woman is so poised and so pretty as she And is a talented and famous celebrity We think that God created her with so mu ... bum Because ScarlettJohansson fart(
47 9.Kelly Ripa Farts lebrities Fart and Poop (Just Like You & Me)9.Kelly RipFarts Well you can see it on Regis's face He turns to Gelman says'Let's take a break' He starts to look pale he's not feeling we ... Did you just rip a Great big fart? It's affecting my heart' Live TV it happens so fast They can't slow down so you can pass some gas Every morning she is America ... ssin' those silent but deadly farts Regis says'Kelly Ripa Did you just rip a Great big ... Did you just
48 10.George Clooney Farts lebrities Fart and Poop (Just Like You & Me)10.George Clooney ... ou & Me)10.George Clooney Farts He's on the cover of magazines He's never shaved his face completely clean Women think he's the king and they wanna be his ... f hearts When he lets out his farts He's George Clooney heartthrob doctor from ER He drives around the town in his expensive car Girls tell him'George I want to b ... there That's when he lets his farts float through the air He hol
49 1.I Pee When I Poop(But Not the Other Way Around) ee When I Poop(But Not the Other Way Around) There's Nothing I can Do I always pee when i poo When Im pushin out a poo a little pee comes ... et out some urin I pee when i poop but not the other way around Thats Right when im going pee the desire to ... en im going pee the desire to poop does not accure to me The closest i get when the pee flow starts is I let out a ... ee flow starts is I let out a fart There's Nothing I can Do I always pee when i poo When Im pus
50 3.Held My Poop Too Long(Now I Need an Operation) 3.Held My Poop Too Long(Now I Need an Operation) HELD MY ... eed an Operation) HELD MY POOP TOO LONG AND NOW I NEED AN OPERATION! I'm the type of man who holds it day and night Because I'm only gonna ... night Because I'm only gonna poop when everything is right I'm really good at holding it I know not why I used to think that it was because I'm a lucky guy Turns ... d it things get worse HELD MY POOP TOO LONG AND NOW I NEED AN OPERATION! When I finally felt r