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1 1.Mindset to trial jokers you think joker u looking over yo shoulder huh what mad man don't stop till it's over fight till top or stay mediocre[Chorus] spending my time ... my lines ripping papers like Eminem gon hear from me this is the sign this is my time new blood for this game electricity humans be dying but legends be flying r ... my lines ripping papers like Eminem gon hear from me this is the sign this is my time new blood for this game electricity humans be dying but l

2 8.HOW TO MAKE FRIENDS it is all jokes so like Shut the fuck up Ayo tell Eminem to shave his beard and get back

3 1.The Ringer Eminem-Kamikaze1.The Ringer Yo I'm a Giant from a place from long ago Always loved rap but my homes even mo They call MB the ... e who has no dough Broke as a joke I ain't no.weak ass ho. But they c

4 2.Greatest Eminem-Kamikaze2.Greatest Motherfuckers talkin' crazy(yeah) sayin' I should quit(yeah) I fuckin' tell them make me(bitch) ea ... o it I feel like the greatest joker to honkies sounding like me Never be as good never be as good Packing up wife-beaters white t-shirts but what? I'm the greates ... o it I feel like the greatest joker to honkies sounding like me Never

5 11.Nice Guy Eminem-Kamikaze11.Nice Guy You're such a nice guy a nice guy You're faithful you don't lie After the club you go back home r ... ver-affects me(yeah) When you joke it upsets me(yeah) You say I'm no

6 9.Wasted Mind sing like Eminem Get away from your Mom and them And get all trippin' I see you standing in line at the five and dime With your babymama and h ... ck of smokes Well it ain't no joke it was ten am Wasted mind Smell li

7 2.Psychopath Killer Eminem-ShadyXV2.Psychopath Killer I'm the devil- if ever there was such a thing The results of much too many drugs what you' ... yo'Is this some kind of sick joke?' shit no motherfuckin schitzo So

8 9.Fine Line Eminem-ShadyXV9.Fine Line Another day another hotel the inside of it's nice though Oh well this is my life so as I go and tr ... take more than I need When I joke of leavin' But keep over achievin'

9 7.Man Like Me girls No joke gal a get choked I ain't Eminem them hoes be the Free World Man

10 9.Fine Line artist(s) Eminem(prod. by Eminem Luis Resto)[Verse1] Another day another hotel the inside of it's nice though Oh well this is my life so as I go and try to cl ... take more than I need? When I joke of leavin' but keep overachievin'

11 6.Fire Squad imberlake Eminem and then Macklemore While silly niggas argue over who gone snatch the crown Look around my nigga white people have snatched t ... I'm just playin' but all good jokes contain true shit Same rope you c

12 1.Bad Guy Eminem-The Marshall Mathers LP21.Bad Guy It's like I'm in this dirt digging up old hurt Tried everything to get reminding me ... his you'll be officially done Eminem killed by M&M Matthew Mitchell bitch I even have your initials I initially was gonna bury you next to my brother but fuck it ... on the receiving end of those jokes you offend I'm the nightmare you

13 7.Asshole(Digital Version) Eminem-The Marshall Mathers LP27.Asshole(Digital Version)[Verse1:] I came to the world at a time when it was in need of a vi ... life stinks You think it's a joke til you're bullet riddled But you should give little shit what I think This whole world is a mess Gotta have a goddamn vest on ... ain't practical You crackin a joke it's laughable cause me and love's

14 10.Brainless Eminem-The Marshall Mathers LP210.Brainless ... thers LP210.Brainless Eminem has a full line of chainsaws Eminem Eminem Eminem Eminem Marshall Mathers Eminem the rapper Eminem Who can say for sure? Perhaps a frontal lobotomy would be the answer If science can operate on this distorted brain and put i ... nd mirrors tactical practical jokes yeah You motherfucking'Insert ins

15 15.Headlights Eminem-The Marshall Mathers LP215.Headlights[Verse1:Nate Reuss] Mom I know I let you down And though you say the days are ha ... we took this too far[Verse2: Eminem] I went in headfirst Never thinking about who what I said hurt in what verse My mom probably got it the worst The brunt of it ... we took this too far[Verse3: Eminem] Cause to this day we remain estranged and I hate it though Cause you ain't even get to witness your grand baby's growth But ... your fault

16 1.Bad Guy Eminem-The Marshall Mathers LP2(Deluxe)1.Bad Guy It's like I'm in this dirt digging up old hurt Tried everything to get remi ... his you'll be officially done Eminem killed by M&M Matthew Mitchell bitch I even have your initials I initially was gonna bury you next to my brother but fuck it ... on the receiving end of those jokes you offend I'm the nightmare you

17 7.Asshole(Digital Version) Eminem-The Marshall Mathers LP2(Deluxe)7.Asshole(Digital Version)[Verse1:] I came to the world at a time when it was in need ... life stinks You think it's a joke til you're bullet riddled But you should give little shit what I think This whole world is a mess Gotta have a goddamn vest on ... ain't practical You crackin a joke it's laughable cause me and love's

18 10.Brainless Eminem-The Marshall Mathers LP2(Deluxe)10.Brainless ... 2(Deluxe)10.Brainless Eminem has a full line of chainsaws Eminem Eminem Eminem Eminem Marshall Mathers Eminem the rapper Eminem Who can say for sure? Perhaps a frontal lobotomy would be the answer If science can operate on this distorted brain and put i ... nd mirrors tactical practical jokes yeah You motherfucking'Insert ins

19 15.Headlights Eminem-The Marshall Mathers LP2(Deluxe)15.Headlights[Verse1:Nate Reuss] Mom I know I let you down And though you say the day ... we took this too far[Verse2: Eminem] I went in headfirst Never thinking about who what I said hurt in what verse My mom probably got it the worst The brunt of it ... we took this too far[Verse3: Eminem] Cause to this day we remain estranged and I hate it though Cause you ain't even get to witness your grand baby's growth But ... your fault

20 2.Control ke me for jokes Live in the basement church pews and funeral faces Cartier bracelets for my women friends I'm in Vegas Who the fuck y'all thou ... est MC? KendrickJigga and Nas Eminem Andre3000 the rest of y'all New

21 18.Warrior Pt.2 br>(Feat. Eminem50 Cent Nate Dogg)[Intro- Eminem][dj clue kid the hood legend] Remix[echoes] Lloyd Banks![echoes] Uh huh[echoes] Ha ha![echoes][Verse1- ... choes] Ha ha![echoes][Verse1- Eminem] It's like a throne that he dont even own He wont sit down given the crown he just throws it around It's like a ... throws it around It's like a joke he's like a king but he dont rule

22 2.Above The Law Eminem-Bad Meets Evil: Hell The Sequel2.Above The Law[Intro] The poor stay poor the rich get richer it's just so disproporti ... it every rule I'm breaking it[Eminem] Terrible but not rippable invincible I hung invisible Fucking mistletoe over the world that stuck my ass up under it now puc ... Stomp them bitches this is no joke Going overboard like someone threw

23 1.Syllables Eminem-Outta Control1.Syllables[** feat. Dr Dre50 CentJay-Z Cashis Stat Quo] It's not about lyrics anymore it's about a hot ... a hot beat and a catchy hook[Eminem:] If we gotta dumb down our style and ABC it Then so be it Cause nowadays these kids jeez Don't give a shit bout lyrics All t ... outJust looking for that hook[Eminem:](Wait Dre look) Shorty I love you And you love me too We were meant to be cause shorty You love me And I love you too And I ... I playing

24 10.Classic Shit Eminem-Outta Control10.Classic Shit[ ... ontrol10.Classic Shit[Eminem] Nowadays everybody just wanna poke there nose in our business What is this some kinda ... iness What is this some kinda joke Everywhere I go all Iâ??m hearing

25 10.Skit es your a joker.[Dappy:] I'm a nigel straight your a fan like stan on the ... t your a fan like stan on the Eminem track with dido I remember when

26 17.Beautiful Eminem-Relapse(又來了)17.Beautiful Lately I've been hard to reach I've been too long on my own Everyone has a private world Whe ... my ass Laugh at every single joke I crack And half of them ain't eve

27 2.Still Rather Give U My Bitch ttle Greg Eminem Mountian Flem Down1 Crazy'T' Little Sim'D' Mack Gangster Dirt Elbo Ray Dog'G' Wood and Baby Insane pimp this mack See I could ... ack See I could be broke as a joke sayin hey homie can I get you ta s

28 5.So Many Haters is this a joke? Because it seems tasteless Black and white I just might have to get a face lift So I can beat the game and face the faces It's ... and I can rap don't mean I'm Eminem You ignorant mothertruckers here

29 17.Dissin' The Industry artin's a joke yeah I just said it QuotingJigga so much he should get writer's credit At the same timeJay shines and takes lines If Frank Whit ... like everyJa Rule song I hear Eminem hailed Mary since'Pac wrote it A

30 11.The Real Slim Shady Eminem-Curtain Call11.The Real Slim Shady May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please? Will the real ... ent(haha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him look at him walking around grabbing his you know what limpin' to you know who ... the whole world how you gave Eminem V.D.(scream) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me So I've been sent here to destroy you And ther ... 'm only gi

31 13.Racist dunk Like Eminem hate rap cause I love punk Got a big truck no fear when I say fuck Drink beer steer clear when I drive drunk Say'fag' when I ... s Slim to fat we can't fit no joke But we'll make it to the beach eve

32 13.Ass Like That Eminem-Encore(安可秀)13.Ass Like That[ Chorus] Ohh Beeby The way you shake it I can't believe it I ain't never seen an ass like ... hing-Chong-Chong-Ching Syke I joke I joke I kid I kid. If offend I'm sorry Please Please forgive for I am Triumph the puppet dog I am a mere puppet I can get away anythi ... think I just saw a tit Syke I joke I joke I kid I kid. I don't think my joke is working I must flea quick get t

33 6.We All Die One Day his is no joke I don't smoke But I toke enough second hand to make my fuckin'P.O.' choke I'm an OGyou fuckin with a GIJoe Bia Bia mia meo a Vi ... 0 Cent Ha-ha Sorry Kim ha-ha)(Eminem oh sorry oh) Niggas know what I'

34 15.Hailies Song Eminem-The Eminem Show(阿姆秀)15.Hailies Song Intro Yo I can't sing it I feel like singin I wanna fucking sing Cos I'm happy Yeh I'm happy ... row up with pride People make jokes cos they don't understand me They

35 17.When The Music Stops Eminem-The Eminem Show(阿姆秀)17.When The Music Stops Bizzare*Echo* Music reality sometimes it's hard to tell the difference But we as ent ... ibility to these kids Psyche! Eminem: If I were to die murdered in cold blood tomorrow Would you feel sorrow or show love Or would it matter Can never be the lead ... t the fuck you take me for? a joke? you smokin crack? Before I do tha

36 18.Say What You Say Eminem-The Eminem Show(阿姆秀)18.Say What You Say Dr. Dre Huh so I'm out the game huh? ... Huh so I'm out the game huh? Eminem Yo Dre we ridin? Dr. Dre WhateverEminem Well I'm witchu homie Dr. Dre Ok Let's handle this small shit ... Let's handle this small shit Eminem I was born to brew up storms'n stir up shit Kick up dust cuss til I slur up spit Grew up too quickly been through too much sh ... ain't got to lie about my age Eminem But what abo

37 1.What If Eminem DidJingle Bells? 1.What If Eminem DidJingle Bells?(Bob Rivers) Yo yo(Girl as Dina Rae)Jingle BellsJingle BellsJingling all the way Oh what fun it is to rid ... l sleep in late(Bob Rivers as Eminem:) It's just a white Christmas(hello my man) I'm leaving blood in the snow and smacking fat men You mean Santa that boy's a bi ... ive her kiss Fo' real he's no joke that guy don't play He tried to ride way more than a one-horse-sleigh Laughing all the way but he's not laughing todayJingle mo ...

38 2.Quitter Eminem-The Hits&Unreleased Volume12.Quitter[ ... ased Volume12.Quitter[Eminem] Yo.. I dedicate to this.. to yo..{*imitating Slick Rick*} To all my fans keepin y'all in health Let's tell this Whitey Ford ... y can be famous too[Chorus2X: Eminem*sung*] You just a.. quitter and you bitter cause I came along and the days of House of Pain are gone And if you talk about my ... I'ma kill you(I'ma kill you)[Eminem] Yo.. heart attack to stroke from the crack you

39 2.American Psycho sycho[eminem] I'm the devil- if ever there was such a thing The results of much too many drugs what you're seeing I'm a mindfuck completel ... yo'is this some kind of sick joke?' shit no motherfuckin schitzo So disturbed he just goes so berzerk he tiptoes This verse was his urge to slit throats of just ... e's writin his rhyme?[chorus: eminem] You bout to- journey into the m

40 16.Shit Can Happen ! aaaaah![eminem] Picture me sittin in a jail cell rottin Or barricaded in a motel wit twelve shotguns So when the cops come knockin each hand ... ][1- continues in background][eminem] It can and it will(nigga) Fuck around with amityville and you die Insanity spills from the mentality of twelve motherfuckers ... in this is not a motherfuckin joke..

41 8.The Real Slim Shady Eminem-The Marshall Mathers Lp(超級大痞子)8.The Real Slim Shady May I have your attention please? May I have your attention pleas ... ent(haha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him look at him walking around grabbing his you know what limpin' to you know who ... the whole world how you gave Eminem V.D.(scream) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me So I've been sent here to destroy you And ther ...

42 15.Bitch Please II Eminem-The Marshall Mathers Lp(超級大痞子)15.Bitch Please II Vocal ... >15.Bitch Please II Vocal Eminem Dr.Dre Snoop Dogg Xzibit Nate Dogg[Dre]Yeah whattup Detroit?[Snoop]Nu-uh nu-uh nuh-no he didn't! Ahhh! They didn't do it agai ... in in the club with my nephew Eminem(Whassup Slim?) Whattup cuz?(Whattup Snoop?) The Great White American Hope done hooked up with the King of the motherfuckin We ... small to hotbox with God All jokes aside come bounce wi

43 16.Kim Eminem-The Marshall Mathers Lp(超級大痞子)16.Kim[ ... thers Lp(超級大痞子)16.Kim[Eminem] Aww look at daddy's baby girl That's daddy baby Little sleepy head Yesterday I changed your diaper Wiped you and powdered yo ... I'll beat the shit out of you[Eminem](Eminem as Kim)(Okay) Don't make me wake this baby She don't need to see what I'm about to do Quit crying bitch why do you always mak ... ng! Does this look like a big joke?(No!) There's a

44 15.Just Don't Give A Fuck Eminem-The Slim Shady Lp(微暈)15.Just Don't Give A Fuck Lyrics M.Mathers M.BassJ.Bass Music Marky&Jeff Bass For Fbt Production ... the name of er... Verse One: Eminem Slim Shady brain dead likeJim Brady I'm a M80 you Lil' like that Kim lady I'm buzzin Dirty Dozen naughty rotten rhymer Cursin ... give a fuuuuuck!! Verse Two: Eminem I'm Nicer than Pete but I'm on a Serch to crush a Miilkbone I'm Everlast-ing I melt Vanilla Ice like silicone I'm ill enough ... shoul

45 10.Backstabber Eminem-Infinite Lp10.Backstabber Police voice Attention all units attention all units We have an All Points Bulletin out on ... friend next Verse1: There's a joker on the loose from the psychiatric ward His face is up on the bulletin board with a reward He'll stab you with a sword don't be ... ean stare but usually crack's jokes Good luck on your mission and gua

46 9.Nuttin' But a Bitch Thang act like Eminem ain't gay Everybody forgot what happened? What up Dre? Yeah it's all about Dre it's all about Dre Compton's in the house yeah ... ight outta Warren bitch you a joke Suckin' so much dick your fuckin' lips smoke With your silly ass pretty boy rap Mean muggin' an' thuggin' sittin' on Dre's lap ... e ass Weak ass hoe ass biatch Eminem ain't nuthin' but a bitch bitch Eminem ain't nuthin' but a bitch bitch Weak ass fake ass mark ass punk ass Bitch ass fag ass

47 1.Ass Like That(Tribute in the Style of Eminem) -Ultimate Eminem Tribute Ringtones1.Ass Like That(Tribute in the Style of ... That(Tribute in the Style of Eminem) The way you shake it I can't believe it I ain't never seen an ass like that The way you move it you make my pee pee go D ... ong-chong-chong-ching Psych I joke I joke I kidd I kidd If I offend I'm sorry please please forgive For I am Triumph the puppet dog I am a mere puppet I can get away wit ... hink I just saw a tit Psych I joke I joke(

48 3.I Need a Doctor(Tribute in the Style of Dr. Dre& Eminem) -Ultimate Eminem Tribute Ringtones3.I Need a Doctor(Tribute in the Style of Dr. Dre& ... bute in the Style of Dr. Dre& Eminem) I'm about to lose my mind You've been gone for so long I'm runnin' outta time I need a doctor call me a doctor I need a ... jump suit whole room cracked jokes Once you got inside the booth tol

49 8.Ass Like That(In the Style of Eminem) Style of Eminem) The way you shake it I can't believe it I ain't never seen an ass like that The way you move it you make my pee pee go D ... ong-chong-chong-ching Psych I joke I joke I kidd I kidd If I offend I'm sorry please please forgive For I am Triumph the puppet dog I am a mere puppet I can get away wit ... hink I just saw a tit Psych I joke I joke I kidd I kidd I don't think my joke is working I must flee quick Get t

50 13.Rap Music cratching Eminem sample]'Pacewon' Yo!'Pacewon' Yo!'Pacewon''Pacewon'(This is how the East Coast rocks)(This is how the East Coast rocks)(This ... ned our inner expression to a joke style Doin' that pop B.S doin' coke now Another manic depressive gettin' doped out I read a book about he a crook and no good T ... ixed or deluded[DJ scratching Eminem samples]'Fuck''Slim Shady''Fuck''Slim Shady''Fuck''Slim Shady'[Pacewon] Yeah back to gettin'+Raw+ like Kane and Mister Cee Me ...

51 1.East Coast Devil ou a weak joke And I'm quick to let a'G' know... I give a fuck-'cuz I'm bigger than the streets yo Bigger than those broke-ass heaters he tote ... d Fuck everybody who calls me Eminem Fuck all the clubs full of wanna

52 20.Quitter back's a joke And i'm gonna tell these motherfuckin fans the truth The reason why you dissed me first and i answered you You said i passed yo ... leaning the toilets Hey yo...[eminem speaks] Fuck this cut this shit off. hey yo head. That's why i fucked your mother you fat motherfucker[scratching2 pac's'hit' ... d take a heart pill you know![eminem chorus] Grab380s when you see slim shady Call the doctor to heal your heart They shocked you back to life at the clinic But y ...

53 45.American Pyscho yscho[Eminem] I'm the devil If ever there was such a thing The results of much too many drugs What you're seeing I'm a mind fucked Complet ... shit yo This some kinda sick joke? Shit no Motherfucking schizo So d

54 62.Another Public Service Annocement ! AAAAAH![Eminem] Picture me sittin in a jail cell rottin(shit) Or barricaded in a motel with twelve shotguns So when the{cops} come knockin e ... OOK1- continues in background[Eminem] It can and it will(nigga nigga) Fuck around with Amityville and you DIE Insanity spills from the mentality of twelve motherf ... in this is not a motherfuckin joke! All of you motherfuckers get smok

55 87.Git Up- Album Version(Edited) he hizzy!(Eminem- Chorus) Git Up Now! Lets get it crackin Git Its on and poppin Its D12 is back up in this bitch uh there aint no stoppin We'r ... ou got a mouth and it's not a joke it's some kind of riddle Kunizzle

56 6.When the Music Stops ds Psyche[Eminem] If I were to die murdered in cold blood tommorrow would you feel sorrow or show love or would it matter? Could never be the ... at the fuck you take me for a joke? You smokin' crack?'Fore I do that

57 6.Justus Where Are You The Jokerr-Trail of Destruction: A Chronicle of Epic Disses6.Justus Where Are You A little under a week ago a phone call took pl ... e call took place between the jokerr andJustusJustus wanted to squash the beef between the two So the ... e beef between the two So the joker wouldn't be afraid to appear and battle him live on the stage at an event Of courseJustus would coordinate NowJustus coordinat ... nt So in essence he wants the joker to come battle and ti pu

58 11.Permanent Enemy The Jokerr-Trail of Destruction: A Chronicle of Epic Disses11.Permanent Enemy Ha ha ha thanks for the introduction So Funk Volum ... er every single thing he does Eminem did ten years in the past and better He's just a big clone! Somebody took white contacts and stuck them on a slim shady dip c ... on a slim shady dip cone And Eminem's own fans kids were just stoned enough for it to work now he's dancing in the end-zone Look at this leech bitch preaching ag ... Volume

59 18.El Verdadero Slim Shady omen love Eminem'Slim Shady I'm sick of him Look at him walkin around grabbin his you-know-what Flippin the you-know-who''Yeah but he's so cut ... antyhose sing the and it goes Eminem-2x I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please sta ... ase stand up please stand up? Eminem Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records; well I do so fuck him and fuck you too! You think I give a damn ...

60 6.Bromance(Acoustic) It's like Eminem and Dr. Dre If I loved you more I might be gay And when I'm feeling down You know just what to say You my homie yeah you know ... you dont this song was just a joke But if you do I LOVE YOU Bromance

61 3.Judge Not nd rapper Eminem Best golf player been black that's significant I'm representin all colors like M&m's We all equal and race is irrelevant Fuck ... master Every dreadlock-man is joker smoker And every muslim is a god

62 1.Bromance It's like Eminem and Dr. Dre If I loved you more I might be gay& when I'm feeling down you know just what to say You my homie Yeah you know me ... ou don't this song was just a joke Haha But if you do I love you Brom

63 1.It's Me(Hatred Made Me) ain't no Eminem ain't no Rakim ain't have a dad named Birdman You heard that? But I'm me the energized ADHD-kid born1997 Memorized2000 lyrics ... thrown around like I'm tryna' joke around How do my vocals sound? How

64 7.Heroes Eminem & Linkin Park-Collision Course 37.Heroes You know me I used to get caught up in everyday life Trying to make it throu ... on the receiving end of those jokes you offend I'm the nightmare you

65 1.The Real Slim Shady& Enth E Nd Eminem & Linkin Park-暫存1.The Real Slim Shady& Enth E Nd May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please? ... basement! Feminist women love Eminem Chigga chigga chigga'Slim shady I'm sick of him Look at him walkin' around grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-w ... the whole world how you gave Eminem VD I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me So I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a mi ... 'm onl

66 57.Do You Still Wanna Buy Me That Drink(Frank) nd ballet Eminem an' Dr Dre Romance is the last thing on my list So Frank was it? Tell me what you think Do you still want to buy me that drin ... ttle pale Frank It was just a joke(!

67 4.I Need A Doctor(Dr. Dre Eminem& Skylar Grey Tribute Version) r(Dr. Dre Eminem& Skylar Grey Tribute Version) I'm about to lose my mind You've been gone for so long I'm runnin' outta time I need a doct ... jump suit whole room cracked jokes Once you got inside the booth tol

68 12.Back Then rs I'm no joke You Eminem on8 Mile the first show Like a g

69 5.The Real Slim Shady(In The Style of Eminem) Style of Eminem)15.The Real Slim Shady(In The Style of ... al Slim Shady(In The Style of Eminem) May I have your attention please May I have your attention please Will the real Slim Shady please stand up I repeat will ... ent(Haha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka-chicka-chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him Look at him walkin' around grabbin' his you know what Flippin' to you know wh ... the whole world how you gave Eminem VD(Ahh) I'm sick of you little girl and

70 5.Trill Ass Nigga ion feat. Eminem No Came Mind Made Up Institution Hold up I got my mind Made up Institution Yo what's that I got my Mind Made up Institution N ... nd Made Up Institution Sick3x Eminem-Verse3 Still dwelling on the past Time for Slim Shady you can kiss my ass I got my Mind Made Up when I can When I can't do th ... at performer just ask Warners EminemJust the way I am Poverty fame drugs And all they say is Stan I've been through heartaches And depressions but But I'm getting ...

71 1.I Keed(Album Version) a little joke) I joke with you(Little dog little joke) I keed I keed(He just make a littljoke) Yeah you're a great actress too(Little dog little ... actress too(Little dog little joke) Now let's go to Wal-Mart where they won't sell my CD That company's nuts are in a jar in Aisle3 But you can see Christina in a ... I keed(He just make a little joke) I joke with you(Little dog little joke) I keed I keed(He just make a littljoke) I believe M

72 4.I Keed a little joke) I joke with you(Little dog little joke) I keed I keed(He just make a littljoke) Yeah you're a great actress too(Little dog little ... actress too(Little dog little joke) Now let's go to Wal-mart where they won't sell my CD That company's nuts are in a jar in aisle3 But you can see Christina in a ... I keed(He just make a little joke) I joke with you(Little dog little joke) I keed I keed(He just make a littljoke) I believe M

73 2.I Och Med Insikt Skall Dv Forga o fucking joke. Far too many of you haven't questioned yourselves nearly enough to deserve to pretend to feel at home with this music. And hon ... consequently horror is just a joke for you. In reality humanity IS horror.Just think of all the putrid decadence and inner ugliness passed down genetically to all ... cking morons dissing men like Eminem and Manson– what??? Is that jeal

74 58.Little Pink Pony I know is Eminem will be pissed if he hears this Sorry those bronies can't resist!'Cause I'm a pink pony yes I'm the pink pony! all you other ... now that's why I'm feared? My jokes go on longer than Star Swirl's be

75 1.Bromance(Acoustic)(feat. Andy Lange) It's like Eminem and Dr. Dre If I loved you more I might be gay And when I'm feeling down You know just what to say You're my homie(homie) Yea ... ou don't This song was just a joke(Ha ha ha) But if you do I love you

76 2.The Real Slim Shady ribute To Eminem2.The Real Slim Shady作詞 Tom Coster Mike Elizondo Marshall Mathers Andre Young May I have your attention please May I h ... basement Feminist women love Eminem Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him look at him walkin' around Grabbin' his you know what flippin' to you know wh ... d show the world how you gave Eminem VD I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me So I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a mi

77 44.Bitch Please II my nephew eminem(whassup slim?) whattup cuz?(whattup snoop?) The great white american hope done hooked up With the king of the motherfuckin we ... small to hotbox with god All jokes aside come bounce with us Standin over you with a twelve gauge about to bust It's like ashes to ashes and dust to dust I might ... on your knees- c'mon Chorus2x[eminem- impersonating snoop] Awww naww big slim dogg Eighty pound balls dick six inch long Back up in the heezy bay-bay He's sha-day ...

78 14.Come Roll With Me id it now Eminem is he in addition He gave you a word problem you can't solve How your mind is going to multiply with this add out for your di ... I wanna borrow something from Eminem Roll camera me and this Lux theme was iminitent Cut scene it is too obscene to vision Not personal all these productions are ... e the card nigga Taking out a joker ain't nothing to deal with Where your skills went Where that Mook that was out in Michigan Nigga you ain't clocked in till you ...

79 34.We All Die One Day Ft Eminem Obie Trice G-Unit ne Day Ft Eminem Obie Trice G-Unit Yeah you riding with the talk Of New York Tony Yayo Shady Aftermath and Soul Assassins Here we go Nigga ... e the hype is real This is no joke I don't smoke But I toke enough se

80 86.Ski Mask Way(Eminem Remix)[Edited] Mask Way(Eminem Remix)[Edited] Yeah I'm tryin' to catch me sumthin' Li'l ... in' to catch me sumthin' Li'l jokes or somethin' sumthin'**** that wa

81 6.Hands On You Featuring Eminem Featuring Eminem作詞 Marshall Mathers Luis Edgardo Resto Obie Trice Babe uh yeah Girl you my only one though aight You my baby fuck all that ... f you having my little man We joke you call me George Foreman'Cause I

82 9.Hands On You feat.Eminem You feat.Eminem作詞 Marshall Mathers Luis Edgardo Resto Obie Trice Babe uh yeah Girl you my only one though aight You my baby fuck all that ... f you having my little man We joke you call me George Foreman'Cause I

83 45.Malcolm X(D12 diss) just wish Eminem would stop tellin' everybody he ain't speakin' to me Like I'm one of his hoes or somethin' How'bout this I ain't speakin to y ... ou a fat stutterin fuck You a joke I choke whoever buttered you up I've been ridin by your house you don't come out too much You hidin when I find you I'ma snatch ... 't felt the half Quicker than Eminem can pinch Elton's ass Don't call me I ain't ready to squash it yet kiss my ASS I don't wanna talk to Hex I am so sick I shoul ...

84 50.Malcom X just wish Eminem would stop tellin' everybody he ain't speakin' to me Like I'm one of his hoes or somethin' How'bout this I ain't speakin to y ... ou a fat stutterin fuck You a joke I choke whoever buttered you up I've been ridin by your house you don't come out too much You hidin when I find you I'ma snatch ... 't felt the half Quicker than Eminem can pinch Elton's ass Don't call me I ain't ready to squash it yet kiss my ASS I don't wanna talk to Hex I am so sick I shoul ...

85 3.First Mixtape BASED FREESTYLE s fast As Eminem back in'96(Woo) Who you think you're rhyming with? You don't got a mixtape with Lil B This off the top bro I can't stop bro(N ... ood Lord right now It's not a joke I gotta shout out everybody though

86 26.Warrior Part2(Featuring50 Cent Eminem& Nate Dogg) ng50 Cent Eminem& Nate Dogg)作詞 Nathaniel D. Hale CurtisJamesJackson Steven King Christopher Charle Lloyd Marshall Mathers Luis Edgardo Res ... throws it around It's like a joke he's like a king but he don't rule

87 44.Warrior2 nks Feat. Eminem50 Cent& Nate Dogg Remix Lloyd Banks ha ha It's like a throne that he don't even own He won't sit down given the crown he just ... throws it around It's like a joke he's like a king but he don't rule

88 71.War nks Feat. Eminem50 Cent& Nate Dogg Remix Lloyd Banks! Ha ha! It's like a throne that he dont even own He wont sit down given the crown he just ... throws it around It's like a joke he's like a king but he dont rule

89 4.Alphabet Assassin Energy of Eminem Every Entity that's Ever been a Enemy I'm Ending them. The fact is I fracture factors to fragments fantastically fibbers fabr ... a toJapan. Got jealous junkie jokers jabbingJanuary-to-January my jou

90 8.Fire Squad- Live imberlake Eminem and then Macklemore While silly niggas argue over who gone snatch the crown Look around my nigga white people have snatched t ... I'm just playin' but all good jokes contain true shit Same rope you c

91 1.We All Die Someday t[Chorus][Eminem] We gonna bring it to anybody who want it you want it? you gonna get it man we gon hit em chew em up and spit em out too much ... e the hype is real this is no joke I don't smoke but I toke enuff second hand to make my fuckin P.O. choke I'm an OG you're fuckin with a GIJoe Bia Bia mia meo a ... (haha Sorry Kim haha)[Chorus][Eminem] Souls Assasins y'all What up Muggs?[DJ Muggs] What up Em?[ ... Muggs?[DJ Muggs] What up Em?[Eminem] We outta here..

92 2.Easy Streets(feat. La The Darkman) h ain't a joke Any foul confrontation a nigga gon' get smoked Might hit you with a gemstar razor or a red dart laser Take a piece of meat off ... bigger than M&M's whiter than Eminem Thousands I quintuple them like

93 15.Control ke me for jokes Live in the basement church pews and funeral faces Cartier bracelets for my women friends I'm in Vegas Who the fuck y'all thou ... est MC? KendrickJigga and Nas Eminem Andre3000 the rest of y'all New

94 1.I'd Rather Give You My Bitch ttle greg Eminem Mountian flem down1 crazy't' little sim'D' mack gangster dirt elbo ray dog'g' wood And baby insane pimp this mack See I could ... ack See I could be broke as a joke sayin' Hey homie can I get you ta

95 33.Say What You Say Dre Feat. Eminem So I'm out the game huh(Yo Dre we riding?) Whatever(Haha. Well I'm witcha homie) Okay let's handle the small shit I was born ... h all day like Red and Meth I joke when I say I'm the best in the boo

96 36.I Need a Doctor Dre Feat. Eminem I'm about to lose my mind You've been gone for so long I'm runnin' outta time I need a doctor call me a doctor I need a docto ... jump suit whole room cracked jokes Once you got inside the booth tol

97 8.What if Eminem DidJingle Bells(Originally Performed by Bob Rivers) 8.What if Eminem DidJingle Bells(Originally Performed by Bob Rivers) Yo yo jingle bells jingle bells jinglin' all the way oh what fun it i ... e her a----- for real he's no joke the guy don't play he tried to----

98 3.Asshole Eminem-暫存13.Asshole feat. Skylar Grey[Verse1] Came to the world at a time when it was in need of a villain An asshole that r ... life stinks You think it's a joke til you're bullet riddled But you should give little shit what I think This whole world is a mess Gotta have a goddamn vest on ... ain't practical You crackin a joke it's laughable cause me and love's

99 20.Get You Mad Eminem-暫存120.Get You Mad作詞 Marshall Mathers Rod Sepand Yo yo Mic check Testing one two Ffff-fuck So if I hurt your self-este ... ped over some cows just for a joke and a laugh(mooooo!)Jumped up choked a giraffe snapped his neck and broke it in half Wagin wars went on stage and sprayed cage ... tell it like a Biggie and'Pac joke My attitude is worse than NWA's wa

100 24.Just Rhymin Wit Proof Eminem-暫存124.Just Rhymin Wit Proof[ ... >24.Just Rhymin Wit Proof[Eminem] Are we supposed to shut up or talk...I'll cut your butt up and walk... Around with my ass showing all over the fuckin town[P ... u get done up in chalk Yo....[Eminem] We ready...we ready.. we ready.. we ready? Ready to hold it steady....Speakin of hold it steady.... You can hold my nuts ste ... him It doesnt matter cuz I'm Eminem And I'm Slim...I'm also slim and your future's Whim[