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1 1.I Don't Care g me as a comedian Cause I'm not here to entertain everyone Label me as a hipster? But I'm not a mainstream hater maybe I'm a creator Creating ... istake Everybody's telling me the only way Baby you know that I don't

2 4.COMEDY. UN.-BREAK THE LINE.4.COMEDY.作詞 BJYUN.作曲 Catchup BJYUN.編曲 Catchup girl I wanna see your laugh I can be your Chaplin if you want it I do ... e smile넌웃는게제일예뻐 I can be your comedian I wish our love is comedy comedy comedy girl I wanna see your smile I know when you laugh I know I know when you laugh I kn ... e smile넌웃는게제일예뻐 I can be your comedian I wish our love is comedy comedy comedy when ... is comedy comedy comedy when t

3 21.YOUR REALITYS' A FANTASY BUT YOUR FANTASY IS KILLING ME(Featuring CHUCK D) ystery On the outside peekin' in End of your free ride No way you can win Beginning of ... way you can win Beginning of the end of my liberal friends who pretend Everything's changed But ain't nuttin' changed much Uhh This is Chuck Stays to ... ch Uhh This is Chuck Stays to the left of negro To the right of niggaJust black where my mind be at Shit where's ... re my mind be at Shit where's the rest of my cats? High trees catch a lotta wind my friend My shits in

4 2.Pistol On My Side(P.O.M.S) pray for the people that we just lost(Yeah) Goddammit! Say... Woo woah Oh Pistol on my side trigger finger on ... on my side trigger finger on the job(What?) Pistol on my side trigger finger on ... on my side trigger finger on the job Pistol on my side leave a nigga on his side(What? What?) Mr. Always High but nigga you can call me'Slime'(What? What?) Dripp ... amn) Divas on my side so many they could form a line(Yeah) Strippers on my side and I got'em performin' li

5 14.DUCKWORTH. ays me vs the world Until I found it's me vs me Why why why why? Why why why why?Just remember what happens on Earth stays on Earth! We gon' p ... e againJust to remind you sweetheart That my— Oh Lamar Hail Mary and marijuana times is hard Pray with ... juana times is hard Pray with the hooligans shadows all in the dark Fellowship with demons and relatives I'm a star Life is one funny mothafucka A true ... s one funny mothafucka A true comedian you gotta love h

6 2.Less Than Three Emmy the Great-Second Love2.Less Than Three Shh So I guess that I'm ... e Shh So I guess that I'm the comedian When I say'What's the deal With all of these games we play?' And I can't stop having ... lay?' And I can't stop having these feelings You've got me saying'Oh my God' Cause you give and ... Oh my God' Cause you give and then you take away. Every day You make me weak like a heartbeat. But you go too slow Take it slow like a heartbe

7 4.Load Me Up Matthew Good-I Miss New Wave Beautiful Midnight Revisited EP4.Load Me Up Picture yourself Sleeping on a plane ... yourself Sleeping on a plane There's something ticking in the overhead And inside your brains There's bodies in the water And bodies in the basement If heaven's for clean people it's vacant And hey are you know? And hey are you being careful? And hey are you luke warm ... ad me up Whatever puts me all the way out Picture yourself s

8 8.Flying Coach h that do the most She like... ghost I can't love her'cause she do ... I can't love her'cause she do the most Oh! I can't love her'cause she the most(lil bitty bitch) yeah she do the most I gave her all I had and now she ghost(lil bitty bitch) now she ghost Independent we been jumped up out ... pendent we been jumped up out the porch(lil bitty bitch) jumped up outthe porch We fly business; you mad'cause you flying coach(lil bitty bitch) yeah you flying coac

9 7.GOAT br> feat. The-Dream製作 BWheezy& Mike Dean[Verse1:2 Chainz] I treat Goat like he was tata dealin' up at Popeyes In ... tata dealin' up at Popeyes In the fastline I move him over to the right side Mac-11 life style burrrt then I hop out Dem burrrt then it's lights out I'm spazin' on you right now Mama's only child ... u right now Mama's only child the crack house was my daycare Being front to god grey hair see that's that old money Kenmore stove money pack

10 5.Obituary2014 y this in the cemetery Am I ready to pay my respects? Born ready Hit your friends on social media hurry Tell ... ds on social media hurry Tell them Papoose dropping that obituaryMaya Angelou words can't describe I know how a caged bird sing still I rise Born April4th1928St. ... orary degrees director leader The cause of her death natural causes Her voice defended our culture she was flawlessJoan Rivers ... e she was flawlessJoan Rivers comedian actress Right underJohn

11 6.Ziggy Starfish(Anti-Anxiety Raps) lend Like they asked you to come around never end The initiation most times. If I'm in this Old school letterman never been I'd like to ask if you know ... n I'd like to ask if you know the code Guessing games Is a game barely controlled that ... a game barely controlled that they don't give Like they gon' live forever Politicians on straw-man missions Stumble into town looking all ambitious It's ... wn looking all ambitious It's the ballad of Peter Pumpki

12 7.Turn the Music Up br>7.Turn the Music Up[Verse1] Red bull in my hands Feels like I got wings Lot of people in my face But I can't hear a thing It's like my ... ing It's like my head's up in the clouds Head's up in the clouds And I ain't comin' down noJust turn ... ain't comin' down noJust turn the music onJust let me get lost I swear that I'm a lose it if somebody turns it off What are you out your mind? You must be out you ... ust be out your mindJust turn the music up Turn (

13 13.Big Sean4th Quarter en I'm in the zone they won't tackle me nigga I touched down in ... le me nigga I touched down in the city a fuckin' walkin' target Still man all my bitches miss me yeah ... n all my bitches miss me yeah they miss me but not misses If you ask me what my interest all my interest involve interest It ain't nothing to cut that bitch off b ... cut my percentage(No no) With the bases loaded all we need's a hit boy I'ma still swing for ... hit boy I'ma still swing for

14 13.Bar Life rk Before the War13.Bar Life Once upon a time I had some money and I went across ... some money and I went across the ocean I thought of going back to school for maximum promotion I fell into a spell and ... otion I fell into a spell and then I took off like a man without an answer Now I wanna be back home but I'm married to a dancer You know I went to see ... dancer You know I went to see the gypsy but nobody can fix me I came here for ... dy can fix me I c

15 1.Sitcom dinner on the stove'You call this dinner? This is why we all get thinner' It's alphabet soup so you can eat your words[Pre-Hook] Whoa-oh ... your words[Pre-Hook] Whoa-oh they're laughing at me again I heard God's a standup ... again I heard God's a standup comedian He's got a special on HBO And he does a lot of racial jokes Five stars from ... racial jokes Five stars from the critics But when I tell my jokes I get crickets go figure I'm just ano ... rickets go figur

16 12.An der Uhr mit Fatoni ar Wasser-The Edgar Wasser Freetrack Collection Vol. 412.An der Uhr mit Fatoni[Edgar Wasser] Der-der-der Edgar Wasser und der Dickere ... h-check[Fatoni] Fatoni real motherhugger Und ich verdien den Zaster wie so ein Hustler Aber nur am Gegenteil-Tag Da unterschreib ich auch ein Majorlabel-Knebelver ... t Mario Barths Der Deutschrap-Comedian'Renn du Opfer ich bin Pazifist

17 13.I Need Mo(OF Remix)(Feat. TrinidadJames Hodgy Beats& Taco) s to kill the game before it even begins And when bitches show and tell I stand ... bitches show and tell I stand them up like comedians You preceding heads beating Like you nodding in agreement Stop tryin' to break us down it could help build your character ... sleeping keep you in debt On the block You're lucky to see my silhouette Realize recognition was only once a dire request We got our props Now its time to get ou ... right here nigga Happens all the tim

18 9.Constituents Felice Brothers-FAVORITE WAITRESS9.Constituents It's been so long since you crossed my mind I find ways to pass ... d my mind I find ways to pass the time Chasing monkeys through the rings of hell suites me exceptionally well And all my constituents agree: I've been changed like a pebble in ... been changed like a pebble in the sea By the politics of time But riddle me this: What happiness is mine? That old ... t happiness is mine? That old comedian(!

19 5.Very Much Money(Ice King Dream) riting on the floor of a Chinese restaurant Crown on my hip like Simon Petrikov Thought of a song called'Thinking of Master Plans' Reagan and ... ering project black astronaut The first scene in the film Prometheus I wrote a brand new story that starts from ... nd new story that starts from thereJust need some help with the financing I ain't got nobody to pitch it to[Hook] My friends are superheros None of us have very much money though ... s have very muc

20 13.Poundcake Freestyle recognize the genius I am You'd have to have one foot on Venus to even visit ... e foot on Venus to even visit these arenas I'm in Now did I say arenas or Serena's? I kill shit Venus Serena's I kill shit I Gilbert Arenas I'm ill with' ... Gilbert Arenas I'm ill with' the skill with' the skill with' If this the shit that I build When I'm buildin' a buildin' built with a billion builders That's buildin' a buildin' on top of this one No fe ... e blew up somethin' s

21 4.Calm Down o jump in the cab She always be late and she saying she trying to drive fast She better not crash Over here waiting on you sitting out of comm ... se lord knows I don't need another ticket Well I traveled the distance Now I'm back home back in business So I'm kinda impatient So I'm a hit ... kinda impatient So I'm a hit the weed man and make arrangements I'm just tired of ... rrangements I'm just tired of the waiting so my attitude is changing She like stop ...

22 14.Hope(Featuring Bernz) than a motherfucker I'm full of smoke yes cooler than a mo ... of smoke yes cooler than a motherfucker Flying through the Midi the most hated in my city Couldn't give a bloody fuck look up I keep ... a bloody fuck look up I keep these feelings with me If a hater marks a hickey I'm a target come and stick me I can pick a chick apart so if she starts to acting ... sticky while I'm throwing up them deucesJust a slave to the rhythm neck inside of seve

23 7.LeavingJesusland(Live) > We call the heartland not very smart land IQ's are very low but threat levels are high ... ow but threat levels are high They got a mandate they don't want man-dates they got so many hates and people to despise In ... ates and people to despise In the dust bowl cerebral black hole the average weight is well over200 pounds I hate to generalize but have you seen ... generalize but have you seen the thighs most haven't seen their genitalia in a

24 28.Blow the Whistle Too Short-The Essential28.Blow the Whistle[Verse1] I go on and on Can't understand how I last so long I must have super powers Rap225 thousand hours Get it cal ... nd hours Get it calculated do the math I made1000 songs that made you move your ass And for ... ade you move your ass And for the last300 months I made16 albums with me on ... hs I made16 albums with me on the front and the bump Where you get your beats? I heard93 rappers say bitch like m

25 9.Hebrews(Feat. Brian Sella) lla) When the United States of genocide Decided to break free ... enocide Decided to break free They instilled a huddled mass Of neuroses in me Or maybe it was Palestine With that wretched German dwarf Who carved ... tched German dwarf Who carved the need to self-preserve To pander and perform Wish I were a woman for ... rform Wish I were a woman for Their struggle is noble But culture shock is all I've got I've worn it through it all As I give in and integrate ... l

26 3.Hang On tribution the game them radio station's looping the same stupidness... but maybe they aint playin too much music on much music cuz ... much music on much music cuz there aint much music out here with much ... it… when the music's plays we aint saying too much through it we just add to ... uch through it we just add to the ads we just do it then get mad when they don't add us… now they love louis ck and david chapelle'cause ...

27 3.Central Park Blues ging from the wilderness The feel of freedom overwhelmed me I wandered lonely looking up Thinking of ... lonely looking up Thinking of the space that I took up In my relationship with all apparent dimensions I cut across ... arent dimensions I cut across the Central Park45 hours of light and dark I had to make ... light and dark I had to make the most of them and The problem's just like in the films with frozen Given in a glaze of haze of snow

28 6.The Keys To Life vs.15 Minutes Of Fame vels6.The Keys To Life vs.15 Minutes Of Fame[Pilot over PA]'Folks I know you're all dying to know how long-- I cannot answer that now. ... at it and uh once that's done then we'll give you an estimate I'd say it's probably at least uh15 minutes or so.'[Verse1] It's like all of Franklin Avenue now sle ... st Did I mention I appreciate the way you treat your guests?--guess not But I'm not really convinced when you say that you're impressed--hell no ... hat you're impres

29 11.Bound to Fall The Soft Pack-Strapped11.Bound to Fall This simple dance community My only mechanism for liberty You may see me on ... for liberty You may see me on the road But I'll be crawlin back to my home I'll end up down again I wait until ... nd up down again I wait until the guilt I'll end up down again You may see me on ... down again You may see me on the high But I'll be dropping out of the sky I'll end up down again Converses accommodate with comedy ... er

30 11.Reeperbahn br> Round the curve of the Parrot Bar A broken-down old movie star Hustling and Easterner Bringing out ... ng and Easterner Bringing out the beast in her A high dive in a swimming pool Filled with needles and with fools ... d with needles and with fools The memories are short but the tales are long When you're in the Reeperbahn They called her Rosie when she was a girl For her bright red cheeks and her strawberry curls When she would laugh ... ry cur

31 14.Racist Gift Basket Part1 l. And uh the cool part about this story is that it now has a different ending.(Laughter). ... different ending.(Laughter). The story is called...' The Gift Basket.'(Cheers) Some of you know it some of you don't know it but after this you're never gonna forget it.(Laughter) All y ... about this story is that all the people involved have always been and will continue to be friends. With that being said Martin and I.(Laughter) All ... d Martin and I.(Laughter) All t

32 8.Tiny Glowing Screens Part2 Part2 There's7 billion46 million people on the planet And most of us have the audacity to think we matter Hey you hear ... think we matter Hey you hear the one about the comedian who croaked? Someone stabbed him in ... oaked? Someone stabbed him in the heart just a little poke But he keeled over'cause he went into battle wearing chain mail made of jokes Hey you hear ... il made of jokes Hey you hear the one about the screenwriter who

33 15.Sad t dog and the dog didn't have any legs I saw a diabetic kid trick or treating I saw a woman who had twelve miscarriages buy a carton of eggs I ... y a train He didn't see it in the pouring rain He didn't hear me shout'look out for ... 't hear me shout'look out for the train' Cause i didn't say it(I just thought oh this is gonna be sad.) I saw a man with only one eye in a3d movie I saw a little ... cream cone directly on his mother's corpse I saw a kitten stuck in a tr

34 20.Murder(Feat. The Game Scarface) der(Feat. The Game Scarface)[Verse1:The Game] Staring at Marilyn Monroe's silhouette while smoking my first cigarette Listenin' to Marvin ask his fa ... Listenin' to Marvin ask his father about his death How you shoot a nigga out ... ath How you shoot a nigga out then shoot a nigga out? Dead bodies in my dreams Bob Marley on my couch Pass me ... ob Marley on my couch Pass me the blunt he was smoking when he died You really think Elvis Presley committed suicid

35 1.Self Preservation money on the black and on the red nigga This ain't a gamble it's a promise I'm a head splitter Y'all been sleepin' on me now it's time to shake ... on me now it's time to shake the bed nigga And wake'em up to the way the Midwest spit The cold Theraflu but I'm not Kanye West Kansas City(Stand up!) You ever left sittin'(Good) Now you all can see ... in'(Good) Now you all can see the heart of where the fans livin' Killer City Mizery don't d

36 11.True North North The enemy is in my mind But the little belly aches give it life Well if I could be inside my body while I move my mouth ... my body while I move my mouth Then I could better swallow when I fail And it would only be like water in a whale I could release it to ... a whale I could release it to the ocean with a mighty sound I'll find true north Somewhere somehow When ... north Somewhere somehow When the road ends and spits me out I'll call my friends and

37 6.Member s Only eans like they bypass Got yo bitch fuckin on me like a iPad No caffeine but I got star bucks Whole city king in that bitch star struck This fo ... at bitch star struck This for the members only this for the stripers only This for the smokers only this for the sippers only(Only only) This for the members only(Only only)(Verse) No caffeine but I got star bucks Whole city king in that bitch star struck I'm God's gift to eart ... l of nothing but yellow bones

38 5.Dead End House ad. Where the conscious meets subconsciousness.'Thou art welcome here in Dead End House!' Old Dad slavered so human and blear.'Down ... ered so human and blear.'Down the stairs thou have nothing to fear.''Thou art welcome here in Dead End House!' ... come here in Dead End House!' the Old Cloven Hoof the beast He howled.'In my cellar roof O demon mankind thou art free of morals and worths ... art free of morals and worths these obligations.''So stay here in Dead

39 6.Loudmouth thing And they may have been right that's why I jump on a mic Every night because when I jump on a mic That's how I know that I'mma be alright ... ambition to fulfil While all the other kids were busy ticking those boxes I was busy cracking jokes hanging out by ... cracking jokes hanging out by the lockers I was just another loudmouth Had a voice so loud it couldn't be drowned out Teachers hated me from ... ed out Teachers hated me from the minute the(!

40 8.Load Me Up(Live) Matthew Good-Old Fighters8.Load Me Up(Live) Picture yourself Sleeping on a plane ... yourself Sleeping on a plane There's something ticking in the overhead And inside your brains There's bodies in the water And bodies in the basement If heaven's for clean people it's vacant And hey are you know? And hey are you being careful? And hey are you luke-warm ... ad me up Whatever puts me all the way out Picture yourself swimming in an ocean A million

41 11.Smile r Standup-Comedian und es geht nur darum was man Draus macht wenn man den Eintritt schon bezahlt hat; Ich für meinen Teil bleib' hier und leid ... denÜbergewichtigen lieber bei'The Biggest Looser' sieht Leben ist'How I Met Your Mo ... ht Leben ist'How I Met Your Mother' aber anders- Leben ist how I met my fucking Scheidungsanwalt! Leben ist'Big Bang ... ngsanwalt! Leben ist'Big Bang Theory' In der die Protagonisten gemobb

42 10.Tiny Glowing Screens Part2 Part2 There's7 billion46 million people on the planet And most of us have the audacity to think we matter Hey you hear ... think we matter Hey you hear the one about the comedian who croaked? Someone stabbed him in ... oaked? Someone stabbed him in the heart just a little poke But he keeled over'cause he went into battle wearing chain mail made of jokes Hey you hear ... il made of jokes Hey you hear the one about the screenwriter who

43 3.Still Listening(Remix) efore a motherfuckin' rap songJust thought I'd toss that shit in.[Jakki Tha Motamouth:] I'm glad niggas hate when I mash in ... ad niggas hate when I mash in the place Get you mad when I palm your bitches ass in your face I laugh when you fake Cause you look silly when I apply Whiteout to ... mission to be higher than him Then we heard you spit ain't rippin' me chief Hit ... it ain't rippin' me chief Hit the road like you tryin' to stick your dick in ... tryin' to s

44 6.Mistaken I.D. en set up The police caught me and locked me up They've got the wrong man Set me free Another case of mistaken I.D. Chorus2: He cried momma I've been set up ... cried momma I've been set up The police caught me and locked me up They've got the wrong boy I'm on my knees Begging the judge to have mercy please Chorus3: And I said daddy Cried to my momma No one believed me not even my bro ... ne believed me not even my brothers The jail

45 3.Bad Comedian 3.Bad Comedian作詞 Eddie Argos Michael BreyerJasper Fulcher Friederike Siepe Ian Wilson I spent some time trying to begin I spent some t ... in I spent some time drunk at the internet I spent some time that I now regret Who's this guy that you just met? You're walking around like luxurious dream He dre ... resses like he came free with the enemy How can you bear to hold his hand? And ... ou bear to hold his hand? And then he says his name in comic sans He's a

46 9.Blind Dog Rhyme-The Seed And The Sewage9.Blind Dog I STAY ON THE CROSS MY DECISION BLESS THE FATHER OF MY FAULT I NEVER CRIED SUFFOCATIN' THINGS GO WRONGJUST PASSING THROUGH CAN YOU FEEL? CAN YOU FEEL? I REFUSE MYSELF TO BLEED ... UR NIGHT I NEVER TRIED I'M NO COMEDIAN I'M THE BLIND DOG WITH NO GUIDE CAN YOU FEE

47 12.Alouette music for comedians And ghosts who appear in the light of day Who call to say We will call you Alouette We will call you Alouette We will call you Alouette More tears I'll shed ... rest your eyes you can leave them where they are Don't look for what you will never see ... k for what you will never see There's more in you and there's more in me And we will say We w

48 2.Chameleon Comedian Chameleon Comedian I know your heart It is a secret thing And you're a ... s a secret thing And you're a comedian And you hide behind your funny face I'm out of ... nd your funny face I'm out of the shadows And in the mirrors and the lights You're a chameleon And you hide behind your darker side If you see me smile It's not for a funny joke See me smile It's n ... use[...] Everybody's watching The way that I see you will not change I'll be a medium For

49 5.Lean On Me ah I know the way things turned out Yeah weren't exactly how you planned ... ren't exactly how you planned them outJust know I'm here to hear you out Before you chose to hit ... u out Before you chose to hit the wrong route See I know life is a funny thing We've all had our fair share of bad ... all had our fair share of bad comedians And things get messy when it hits ... things get messy when it hits the fan But I'll be there just to help you to the(!

50 8.This Is Sally Hatchet Father John Misty-Fear Fun8.This Is Sally Hatchet Born ... his Is Sally Hatchet Born the daughter of a comedian Middle of the80s Someone turn that awful mouth-breathing down Or else Sally Hatchet lives in a hole in ... ly Hatchet lives in a hole in the ground The longer it keeps raining the more she has to struggle to maintain a wonderful time Oh yeah Oh wanna to love it up without me I've got smoke in my lungs And a ... n my lungs And a p

51 6.Broken Man Adil Omar-The Mushroom Cloud Effect6.Broken Man[Verse1] I've lived a life full of empty promises and broken dreams And I know it seems ... In a struggle suffocated breathe through a muzzle If you reap what you sow I'm receiving a fuck you- I'm a boy but I age at a rapid rate I'll stay insane til I l ... ut I ain't dying yet Cause on the outside I'm live and well though only time will tell I cry and dwell on ... will tell I cry and dwell on the inside but look

52 5.After The Rain r>5.After The Rain[Tough Talking Braggart] Ay boy I got moves to make* See ... boy I got moves to make* See the hood ain't my last stop you understand me?[Singer] Walking under Gutter Rainbows[TTBrag:]Man fuck that noise man[Singer:]Walkin ... this popsicle stand man[Hood Comedian:] Yo son said he'bout to peel pop's testicles[Woman starts laughing loudly]PAUSE![TTBrag:]Hey boy...[Female:]C'mon son what ... ine Books[TTBrag:]Park that motherfucker on Nostrand Aven

53 14.Cliff Notes .it's all the same! Pussy rap dental damn beaver trap That thrill is gone I'm here to bring ... ill is gone I'm here to bring the fever back To the streets pumping up the big whips. Torpedo rum… the same ships Two tongue grip brother moves on shit Better move on chick ... e… I spin the shit to make you mother fucker down sweat Queen's red no pack but a cheese… Fat ass fucking pussy until she's dead Sway foot looking like an Indian Coo ...

54 6.Shine On Silver Sun To watch the world go by My friend the young magician Had forbidden me to cry But I was ... forbidden me to cry But I was the comedian With the laughs in short supply. Shine on silver sun Shine on everyone Shine on silver sun Shine on. ... Shine on silver sun Shine on. The sunlight filtered softly Through the pale and watery sky To catch the mirrored salmon As it rose to take the fly The flowers on the riverbank Were left alon

55 13.High Ranking eat. R.A. the Rugged Man)[Verse1:Timbo King] You that type of rapper that'll wear his doo rag tight And if ... wear his doo rag tight And if the shoe fits wear it homie sky blue Nikes I beat ... t homie sky blue Nikes I beat the dude out you then have my crew stomp the food out you Heart transplant with my hands take immunes out you Laughin' at your garbage ass and throw you in a garbage can I b ... r lessons1 through40 still in the40-40 Poppa Wu pride and

56 11.February Love The-Dream-Love King11.February Love come and walk me to ... Love come and walk me to the car i wanna see you from here to there cant help but stare give me some insite no bullshit a real conversation put me on your block im moving in i would love to be l ... erish but its because you are the shit alright if im attention be my center if you're spring i'm summer if you're fall im winter speaking of winter be my Febrary ... r be apart i know you used to th

57 4.All Over Your Body e else in the world but your not[Bridge:] Na Na Na I know she wants to have a little fun She picked ... have a little fun She picked the right one to get it done I say the same things to everyone[Chorus:] All over your body(2x)* All over your body baby I wanna be all over your body[Danny:] I know th ... t want it Cause she heard I'm the best You heard so many rumors let me put em' to rest Na- now get on it on it Let me touch it caress And you must be a murderer h ...

58 6.Beverly Kills rly kills the freaks with her golden arrow Beverly kills ... er golden arrow Beverly kills the freaks oh Beverly kills the freaks with her golden arrow Beverly kills ... er golden arrow Beverly kills the freaks oh Never heard about Beverly's freaks yeah Think twice before you meet'em Made up of ... before you meet'em Made up of the finest comedians You can't stop no incest from spoiling Sorry I'm not sorry for your Dismal waste Can't stop ... your Dismal

59 4.Karaoke T-Pain-The Instrumentals4.Karaoke作詞 T-Pain作曲 T-Pain Dear Akon forgive me for what I'm about to sayDear Barry Wize I know you told m ... o inDJ Khaled let's go man we the best listenI got up out the streets so I ain't gotta stealBut listen to ... in't gotta stealBut listen to the radio it's obvious I still killBut y'all was in ... I still killBut y'all was in the game way before meSo why you wanna do some shit I did in'03? I'm layin' low key for a

60 4.Heads Or Tails ry coin either head or it's tails So when you gamble with your life you ei ... u gamble with your life you either dead or in jail Get bagged for a sale or your coffin get nailed Call it in ... coffin get nailed Call it in the air pick and choose head or it's tail[Trife Diesel:] It's time to blow like a cannon eating grits with salmon Clear ... ating grits with salmon Clear the runway cause this plane here's ready for landing I'm what ... 's ready for landing I'm what

61 15.Princesita Aventura-The Last15.Princesita Ya lo se han venido difamando quien soy Quien te ama y el que te realizar tus sueños Ademas que enamor ... efiero que piensen Que soy un comediante un sinverguensa Y que no me entiendan lo cierto esque las cosas del amor Sin ti solo he vivido una miseria Y piensa princ ... odiensa ceremonial ni odiensa theatral(naaaaa) Lo que importa es la f

62 17.Beautiful rld Where they can be alone Are you calling me are you trying to get through Are you reaching out for me and I'm reaching out for you I'm just ... rk to get psyched back up And the right thing for me to pick that mic back up I don't know how I pry away And I ended up in this position I'm in I starting to fee ... t admit Or come to grips with the fact that I may be done with rap I need a new outlet I know some shits so hard to swallow But I just can't sit back and wallow I ...

63 1.Spectres The Hold Steady-A Positive Rage1.Spectres projectionists and publicists athletes and ... s and publicists athletes and comedians photographers and columnists subscribers and enthusiasts participants and spectators ... s participants and spectators the ragers and the clever kids we're all actors and actresses i want to thank you all for having me a special thanks to ... having me a special thanks to the academy for birthing me and blessing me with this fa

64 13.Tonight must be a comedian oh This must be your stand up routine Girl I can't take you serious no no Did you think that you were getting off that easy ... y's calling me Like a moth to the flame oh And I can tell that you wanting me And shorty I feel ... wanting me And shorty I feel the same So you ain't going nowhere Did you think I was letting you go oh tonight? Did you think I was letting your body outer my si ... about to get it tonight Close the door turn off the li

65 5.Run We're all comedians But you can't deny your past When it's right in your lap All ... en it's right in your lap All the young men have grown their beards It hides their guns it buys them beer I read and I read I read magazines It's not that I don't have time Time is on my side And it's not about your age Because ... cope It's how you survive All the old men want young wives It satisfietheir pride And all those old men will burn ... d all those old men

66 17.Black Boys ut To All The Black Boys Growing Up Yeah. There's Bare Positive Black Boys Around You Makin Movements Makin Movements Towards Success.[Verse1:]~Bashy~ Look Its Like I Love It ... s Or When He Gets His Face On The Telly. Personally When He Won His Mercury I Thought Well Done. He's A Black Boy Who'sJust Like Me So Like His Respect Is Due Cer ... Though That's Good For Him Another Black Boy That's Gonna Make Dough All Legal. Hang Tight Lethal He Made'Pow' and He Brought In

67 5.Thank God You're Here I dreamed the Angel of Death Was looming near with a lugubrious leer I could almost smell its cadaverous breath As it whispered in my ear Than ... I could tell it was Hell from the atmosphere The sulphurous smell of fires below And the audience yelled: Thank God you're here Thank God you're here. ... e here Thank God you're here. The stage was full of comedians cavorting grimly to the crowds applause And incredibly I seemed to be one of ... redibly I

68 2.The Comedian In Question e-OX2.The Comedian In Question Liars! Oh these hypocrites! I was right! They are their own enemy. And only represent their own wants and needs. Why have you fooled me? I have no will to entertain ... ? I have no will to entertain them. His heart it whispers lies that he's beyond reproach. Beyond reproach of men. That ... Beyond reproach of men. That there is no room for those that questiontheir need for distractions. Defy the(!

69 10.Chemeleon s-Turning The Mind10.Chemeleon In these valuable days In the most callous of ways Yeah this is where it's at I'm quite aware of that So please just leave What you've become It'd be a mess f ... right To treat folks so wrong Then you turn Into everyone's clown Girl it's a drag To have you around Things we lost in ... you around Things we lost in the fire How we gonna get high? I can't just leave What I've become But please don't tell just anyone You're suc

70 6.Trap Money(Remix) urder Was The Case6.Trap Money(Remix) I got trap money dawg Real talk real spit like I aint even gotta rap. I'm good nigga I make hits ... Ey mane you wanna rock gucci then that means you wanna die Soon as you shop wit Shawty Lo tell me what you wanna buy. I'm a rapper slash trapper and my lyrics so ... Where I had to cop that gola they will neva find that. Mix the yay with the soda it come back to good use Wife beater on shawty just to show my tattos. I'

71 14.Is This Tomorrow? rrow? The drought lives on in minds that starve As children grab ... that starve As children grab their guns and line up to die like dogs And our hollow headlines oh ... s And our hollow headlines oh they just prove to warn Yeah calling in the time's read today'If you're not confused ... today'If you're not confused then you're not well informed' You don't need to see something to know it needs to change It must be easy to believe in nothing Turn ... walk

72 19.Karaoke(Feat. DJ Khaled) Go Man(We The Best!)(Listenn!!!) I got up out da streets So I ain't gotta steal but listen to ... n't gotta steal but listen to the radio it's obvious I still kill But y'all was in ... I still kill But y'all was in the game way before me so why you wanna do some shit I did in'03 I'm layin low key for a long time But don't act like you know me th ... act like you know me this is the wrong time so grab ya microphone set yo auto tune and I'ma bust a verse on you ass like

73 6.Labels The Genius-Liquid Swords-Instrumentals6.Labels Intro rza Lot of people you know what i'm sayin ... eople you know what i'm sayin they be gettin misinformed Thinkin everything is everything that you could just get yourself A little deal whatever youknowhati'msay ... n you Gonna get rich. and all these labels be trying to lure us in like Spiders into ... lure us in like Spiders into the web knowhati'msaying. so sometimes people gotta Come out and speak up and le

74 14.I Ain't NoJoke Rakim-The Archive Live, Lost & Found14.I Ain't NoJoke作詞 E Barrier W Griffin I ain't no joke I use to let ... I ain't no joke I use to let the mic smoke Now I slam it when I'm done and make sure it's broke When I'm gone I wrote this song'cuz I won't let Nobody press up a ... to stand in a crowd and watch the people wonder damn But think about ithen you'll understand I'm just a addict addicted to music Maybe it's a habit I gotta use it Even if it's jazz or .

75 8.Everything e she saw the star in me Encouraged me to write about ... Encouraged me to write about the drama in my life To most that seems strange like something wasn't right I used to fall a victim to ... ht I used to fall a victim to the lunchroom comedians Somethin' like a outcast started smokin' weed and ... cast started smokin' weed and then I sorta fell into my own Kind of felt at home when behind ... d of felt at home when behind the microphone But on the(

76 9.Tommy C cent year there's beena lot ofpop acts singing about being beautiful or someone or something being beautiful. Now i know this ain't a new thin ... thing but it just feels as if these people dont really know what beauty is and by bandying it around so often it starts to loose all meaning and worth. you see'be ... st a nice pair of tits. Bring the beat in and let me tell them what I think beauty is.... Beauty is in ... nk beauty is.... Beauty is in the eye of the

77 2.A Child's View Of The Eisenhower Years s View Of The Eisenhower Years作詞 Al Stewart You're on your way back home in a brand new station wagon A pile of rolling chrome ten miles t ... f rolling chrome ten miles to the gallon Your mother puts her makeup on you watch her crunch ... akeup on you watch her crunch the gears It's a child's view of the Eisenhower years Your father knows what's best no one to upstage him He thinks he's so well dressed finds new things to outrage him Elvis on ... h

78 4.Stupid's Stonghold Reckless in America d And see the news at10 o'clock(ba ba da da) When I'm watchin' ... a ba da da) When I'm watchin' the world's trends I never cease to get a shock(ba ba da da ba ba da da) ... hock(ba ba da da ba ba da da) There's been some guys with some lassos Visiting a mountain who's back broke But someone else found true love again: Hugh Hefner say ... has three new girlfriends And the networks now are so bold That Snoop will probably get his own show And I'm afraid I might tune in

79 2.Mercy And Deliverance community The days rage like the tearing claws Of the beast of prey But in gnawing nights searching for peace ... ng nights searching for peace The sufferer's stolen soul fails inside The beast's hurtful paunch And its acid laughter Far from here within ... laughter Far from here within the storm's raging The fleeting years swirl like leaves In those ruins of a human soul But reaching for those years ... But reaching for those years The seeker

80 6.Blow The Whistle hort-Blow The Whistle6.Blow The Whistle作詞 La MarquisJefferson Craig LoveJames Phillips Todd Anthony ShawJonathan H Smith I go on an' on Can't understand how ... nd hours Get it calculated do the math I made1000 songs that made you move your ass An' for ... ade you move your ass An' for the last300 months I made16 albums with me on ... hs I made16 albums with me on the front an' they bump Where you get your beats? I heard93 rappers say'Bitch' lik

81 4.Old England The Waterboys-This Is The Sea4.Old England Man looks up on a yellow sky And ... looks up on a yellow sky And the rain turns to rust in his eye Rumours of his health are lies Old england is dying His clo ... s Old england is dying His clothes are dirty shade of blue And his ancient shoes worn through He steals from me and he lies to you Old england is dying Still he s ... dder so Well I just freeze in the wind And i'm numb from the pummeling of th

82 6.The Bewlay Brothers ants6.The Bewlay Brothers作詞 David RobertJones And so the story goes They wore the clothes They said the things To make it seem improbable The whale of a lie like they hope it was And the good men of tomorrow Had their feet in the wallow And their heads of shorn And how they bought their positions With saccharin and trust And ... With saccharin and trust And the world was asleep To

83 2.Beelz hen Lynch-The Craig Machine2.Beelz Beelz- Stephen Lynch(Intro) I figured since I wrote a song about you know God andJesus and all that ... all that I would have to give the opposition equal time.(Song) Ever since first man has walked this Earth I have been here To whisper seeds of doubt and evil thou ... il thoughts into his ear I am the beast the outcast angel fallen from on high I go by many names by ... on high I go by many names by there is one you can

84 8.Holy Shit re like a comedian I repeat what I say again and again and again until ... ain and again and again until the meaning has become an imitation of itself An impression of an original defeats ... ession of an original defeats the fucking purpose. I don't know where this is going but it's looking more and more like ... 's looking more and more like the same place that we started. Oh good God holy shit ... tarted. Oh good God holy shit the joke's on us not on the(

85 3.Lonely For Her king'bout The day coming'round well I'll be strong Well that's ... ll I'll be strong Well that's the day that passes into night It's like I can't hold on I can't hold on I'm uneasy and I'm weak in ... on I'm uneasy and I'm weak in the knees And I'm trying not to breathe Not believing not believing you're gone And that I was ... ng you're gone And that I was the one to let you I'm so I'm so lonely for her I'm so I'm so lonely for her So lonely for her I'm staring

86 2.New Whirl Odor in cause the tape is rolling The black don't crack where the party at stacksJump back COME ON!!- wax ... tacksJump back COME ON!!- wax them tracksJohnnyJuice cutting live likethem Home45s Strong song surviver on them quick ass records95 beats per second PE wrecking Now ... ts per second PE wrecking Now the color of dead looks like your future is history Now why you're dissing me?- cause it ain't no mystery On ... cause it ain't no mystery On the

87 8.I'm No Comedian >8.I'm No Comedian Ha Ha For those of you that think this is a comedy record... Check it![Verse1:] I'm no ... ... Check it![Verse1:] I'm no comedian I'm a fiend for nicotene But I don't need a cigarette Know what I mean? I keep'em bustin' a nut On ... n? I keep'em bustin' a nut On these routines You'll never see a brick wall Back of my blue jeans So come around Open your mouth for protein If rockin' ... mouth for protein If rockin' the mic was a drug Then I

88 1.Evil Deeds Intro] Father please forgive me for I know not what I do For I'm not know what I done[ Chorus] Fa ... t know what I done[ Chorus] Father please forgive me for I know not what I do. I just never had ... t what I do. I just never had the chance to ever meet you. Therefore I did not know that I would grow to be my mo ... that I would grow to be my mother's evil seed and do these evil deeds.[ Verse1] Momma had a baby and it's head popped off.(head popped off x

89 1.Wir Sind Von Kopf Bis Fuss Auf Liebe Eingestellt The Comedian Harmonists-Comedian Harmonists1.Wir Sind Von K

90 13.JZ75 t cork in the bubble bath And you spiritual cats are so whack it makes me laugh like(Ha) ha-ha(ha) ha-ha(ha) ha-ha(ha) ha-ha(ha) ha-ha hey woo ... ha) ha-ha hey wooo Hi here is the eminent hip hop Take an Impala and bubble gum pop Add a little Cristal to ... m pop Add a little Cristal to the compound Doo rag Timbaland boots and you got it down You're underground make a note that ... underground make a note that the sound dope You'll need that ice on a rope black louts

91 4.Holiday(Live) ritaville[The Ultimate Collection]4.Holiday(Live) WrittenJ.Buffett Bill Eaton Ralph Macdonald William Stalt ... Ralph Macdonald William Stalt The weather channel girl with her perfect weather curl is talking cold cold cold You can't get out of bed you can't remember what you've said you're feeling old old old Is it fe ... ion anger or agression what's the remedy? We're not talking rocket science ... re not talking rocket science the answer to your q

92 1.Your Pops Don't Like Me I Really Don't Like This Dude mith Andy Thelusma Roger Lynch Troutman Oh female's dad be trippin' for real I mean I'm a player with ma right An' see what had happened was I ... in' at this chick in front of the99 cent store Well here's the whole story She was a tall slim model chick I met last week At ... odel chick I met last week At the mall cute feet with the baby fat[Incomprehensible] She paged me to come over ... le] She paged me to come over the mall So I smashed in the crib

93 4.BC Trees look out the window And watch the view I live in a city in a rain forest next to ocean And ... rain forest next to ocean And the mountains look real big to this native Nova Scotian Most of ... s native Nova Scotian Most of the time I write rhymes in the confines of my bedroom I like chilling in this city but most of all I like its legroom I like how people here do whatever ... e how people here do whatever they please Vancouver BC I like them big hu

94 9.Sheets lkmus and The Jicks-Pig Lib9.Sheets To get to Transyldelphia a minor must go through oh so many foul hoops and I want you to know I go ... inger full of catatonic drool the way you cast the shade stutters me from head to toe It takes all night to get off you x3 you are daffy just like you're a ... are daffy just like you're a comedian who has been banished to the deep channels of my TV cause you're

95 1.The Many Faces of Oliver Hart iver Hart-The Many Faces of Oliver Hart1.The Many Faces of Oliver Hart[Intro](spoken) You are about to embark upon a fascinating adventure into well-being A journey whic ... led help of body and mind and the sense of a new life[Verse1] I'm here to break my own ball and chain Hoping ... my own ball and chain Hoping the plight to be completely sane Nothings to gain if image blocks ... hings to gain if image blocks the only chance for change When I expand m

96 1.Always A Comedian Blindside-The Allegory Of Death And Fame1.Always A ... Death And Fame1.Always A Comedian作詞Jim Steinman Is this what you think of me so hollow? Seems to take ... f me so hollow? Seems to take the place of things left behind Is this what becomes of us never to be defined Thoughts still left unsaid and You believe we can go ... any sense simple and complex? There's nothing a drink can't fix Pour ather thoughts still left unsaid You bel

97 3.Lazy Sunday you call the other guys?' I waited for an hour and then I took a shower And headed over to R.W.'s house He's was ... over to R.W.'s house He's was there with a bottle and ready to goJust a lazy Sunday afternoon In ... st a lazy Sunday afternoon In the city of angels with the boys With a bad hangover and nothing to doJust a lazy Sunday afternoon We metJohnny and Torra later on that day At ... nd Torra later on that day At the subway station on Hollyw

98 7.Liars' Bar The Beautiful South-Blue Is The Colour7.Liars' Bar(heaton rotheray) Well sitting in a bar alone Where no-one knows your name Is like laying in a graveyard Wide awake You're scared that if you ... ugh or yawn You might wake up the dead So pretend to read a paper Or just drink instead I'm a stand-up ... drink instead I'm a stand-up comedian But i'd sit down if i could The world just seems To want folk like me to stand And ... ant folk like me to sta

99 1.Waiting For A Break ade him a comedian Waiting for his million That was soon coming But for now he was bumming He looked in ... w he was bumming He looked in the mirror Looking back at an era And finished up his brushstroke And laughing at a private joke He saw ... hing at a private joke He saw the self-hate In his self-portrait That would one day hang in ... it That would one day hang in the tate Next to a rembrandt But still couldn pay ... embrandt But still couldn pay the rent-

100 15.Just Don't Give A Fuck Eminem-The Slim Shady Lp(微暈)15.Just Don't Give A Fuck Lyrics M.Ma ... 't Give A Fuck Lyrics M.Mathers M.BassJ.Bass Music Marky&Jeff Bass For Fbt Productions Intro Frogg Whoah! A get your hands in ... gg Whoah! A get your hands in the air and get to clappin'em and like back and forth because ah this is.. what you thought it wasn't It beez.. ... u thought it wasn't It beez.. the brothers representin' the Dirty Dozen I be the F-R-O the