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1.Overture(And All That Jazz)
Artist:Catherine Zeta-Jones/Renee Zellweger/Taye Di
[VELMA]
Come on babe
Why don't we paint the town?
And all that Jazz
I'm gonna rouge my knees
And roll my stockings down
And all that jazz
Start the car
I know a whoopee spot
Where the gin is cold
But the piano's hot
It's just a noisy hall
Where there's a nightly brawl
And all
That
Jazz
Slick your hair
And wear your buckle shoes
And all that Jazz
I hear that Father Dip
Is gonna blow the blues
And all that Jazz
Hold on, hon
We're gonna bunny hug
I bought some aspirin
Down at United Drug
I case you shake apart
And want a brand new start
To do that-
[VELMA AND COMPANY]
Jazz
[COMPANY]
Skidoo!
[VELMA]
And all that Jazz
[COMPANY]
Hotcha!
Whoopee!
[VELMA]
And all that Jazz
[COMPANY]
Ha! Ha! Ha!
It's just a noisy hall
Where there's a nightly brawl
[ALL]
And all that jazz
[CASELY (spoken)]
Listen, your husband ain't home, is he?
[VELMA (Spoken)]
No, her husband is not at home.
Find a flask
We're playing fast and loose
[ALL]
And all that jazz
[VELMA]
Right up here
Is where I store the juice
[ALL]
And all that jazz
[VELMA]
Come on, babe
We're gonna brush the sky
I bet you luck Lindy
Never flew so high
'Cause in the stratosphere
How could he lend an ear
to all that Jazz?
[COMPANY]
Oh, you're gonna see your sheba shimmy shake
[VELMA]
And all that jazz
[COMPANY]
Oh, she's gonna shimmy 'till her garters break
[VELMA]
And all that jazz
[COMPANY]
Show her where to park her girdle
Oh, her mother's blood'd curdle
If she'd hear her baby's queer
For all that jazz
[VELMA]
And All that jazz
Come on, babe
Why Don't we paint
The town?
And all that jazz
[COMPANY]
Oh, you're gonna see
Your
Sheba
Shimmy shake
And all that jazz
[VELMA]
I'm gonna
Rouge my knees
And roll my
Stockings down
And all that jazz
[COMPANY]
Oh
She's gonna shimmy
'Till her garters
Break
And all that jazz
[VELMA]
Start the car
I know a whoopee spot
Where the gin is cold
But the piano's hot
It's just a noisy hall
Where there's a nightly brawl
And all that jazz
[COMPANY]
Show her where to
Park her girdle
Oh, her mother's blood'd
Curdle
If she'd hear
Her baby's queer
For all that jazz
[ROXIE (Spoken)]
So that's it, huh Fred?
[CASELY (Spoken)]
yeah, I'm afraid so, Roxie.
[ROXIE (Spoken)]
Oh, Fred...
[GIRLS (Spoken)]
Oh, Fred...
[CASELY (Spoken)]
Yeah?
[ROXIE (Spoken)]
Nobody walks out on me.
[CASELY (Spoken)]
Sweetheart-
[ROXIE (Spoken)]
Oh, don't 'sweetheart' me,
you son-of-a-bitch!
[COMPANY]
Hotcha!
Whoopee!
Jazz!
[ROXIE (Spoken)]
Oh, I gotta pee!
[VELMA]
No, I'm no one's wife
But, Oh, I love my life
And all that Jazz!
[COMPANY]
That Jazz!
1.爵士天堂
(維瑪凱莉)
上吧！寶貝 我們何不為城市上點妝
在這爵士天堂
我要舞到筋疲力盡 我要舞到衣衫退盡
都為爵士天堂 跳上車子
尋歡胡鬧 酒酣耳熱
樂音飛揚 人生鼎沸
這兒是不夜不歇 縱情享樂的....爵士天堂
滑下來再一次 這是爵士天堂
爵士天堂
抹亮你的頭髮 扣緊你的鞋帶
快來爵士天堂 老牌樂手蓄勢待發
藍調前奏已經響起 就在爵士天堂
抓緊我貼身熱舞 我買了阿斯匹靈
就在樓下藥局 就怕你散了骨頭
一切都得重新來過 就在...那...
爵士天堂
出神入化我們玩的渾身是勁
在這爵士天堂 在這兒我的精力源源不盡
都在爵士天堂 來吧寶貝我們衝向天際
駭到雲霄又飛入仙境 無與倫比
直至感官極地... 都...在...這 爵士天堂
你看她蛇腰扭動忘崗戲
只在爵士天堂
你看她放浪形駭衫裙裂盡
都為爵士天堂
快叫她別那麼用力 媽媽氣得不能再氣
有女如此不知禮儀 都怪爵士天堂
來到...爵士天堂
來吧！寶貝，何不為城市上妝
在這爵士天堂 我要舞到筋疲力盡
我要舞到衣衫退盡 都為爵士天堂
跳上車子 尋歡胡鬧 酒酣耳熱 樂音飛揚
人聲鼎沸 這兒是不夜不歇
縱情享樂的...爵士天堂
不，我不受婚姻束縛
我愛無拘無束 就因在這...
爵士...天堂 爵士天堂
2.Funny Honey
Artist:Renee Zellweger/Reilly/John C./Colm Feore
[ROXIE]
Sometime's I'm right
Sometime's I'm wrong
But he doesn't care
He'll String along
He loves me so
That funny honey of mine
Sometime's I'm down
Sometime's I'm up
But he follows 'round
Like some droopy-eyed pup
He love me so
That funny honey of mine
He ain't no sheik
That's no great physique
Lord knows, he ain't got the smarts
Oh, but look at that soul
I tell you, the whole
Is a whole lot greater than
The sum of his parts
And if you knew him like me
I know you'd agree
What if the world
Slandered my name?
Why, he'd be right there
Taking the blame
He loves me so
And it all suits me fine
That funny, sunny, honey
Hubby of mine
[AMOS (Spoken)]
A man's got a right to protect his home
and his loved ones, right?
[FOGARTY (Spoken)]
Of course, he has.
[AMOS (Spoken)]
Well, I came in from the garage, Officer, and I
see him coming through the window. With my
wife Roxanne there, sleepin'...like an angel...
[ROXIE]
He loves me so
That funny honey of mine
[AMOS (Spoken)]
...an angel!
[AMOS (Spoken)]
I mean supposin', just supposin', he had violated
her or somethin'...you know what I mean...
viloated?
[FOGARTY (Spoken)]
I know what you mean...
[AMOS (Spoken)]
...or somethin'. Think how terrible that would have been.
It's a good thing I came home from work on time, I'm tellin' ya that! I say I'm tellin' ya that!
[ROXIE]
He loves me so
That funny honey of mine
[FOGARTY (Spoken)]
Name of deceased... Fred Casely.
[AMOS (Spoken)]
Fred Casely. How could he be a burglar?
My wife knows him! He sold us our furniture!
[ROXIE]
Lord knows he ain't got the smarts
[AMOS (Spoken)]
She lied to me. She told me he was a burglar!
[FOGARTY (Spoken)]
You mean he was dead when you got home?
[AMOS (Spoken)]
She had him covered with a sheet and she's givin'
me that cock and bull story abou this burglar, and
I ought to say that I did it 'cause I was sure to get off.
Burglar, huh!
[ROXIE]
Now, he shot off his trap
I can't stand that sap
Look at him go
Rattin' on me
With just one more brain
What a half-wit he'd be
If they string me up
I'll know who
Brought the twine
[AMOS (Spoken)]
And I believed her!
That cheap little tramp. So, she
Was two-timing me, huh?
Well, then, she can just
Swing for all I care.
Boy, I'm down at the garage,
Working my butt off fourteen
Hours a day and she's up mucnhin'
on god-damn bon bons and jazzing.
This time she pushed me too far.
That little chiseler.
Boy, what I sap I was!
That scummy, crummy
Dummy hubby of mine!
3.When You're Good to Mama
Artist:Queen Latifah/Taye Diggs
[MATRON]
Ask any of the chickies in my pen
They'll tell you I'm the biggest mother hen
I love 'em all and all of them love me
Because the system works
The system called reciprocity...
Got a little motto
Always sees me through
When you're good to Mama
Mama's good to you.
There's a lot of favors
I'm prepared to do
You do one for Mama
She'll do one for you.
They say that life is tit for tat
And that's the way I live
So, I deserve a lot of tat
For what I've got to give
Don't you know that this hand
Washes that one too
When you're good to Mama
Mama's good to you!
If you want my gravy
Pepper my ragout
Spice it up for Mama
She'll get hot for you
When they pass that basket
Folk contribut to
You put in for Mama
She'll put out for you
The folks atop the ladder
Are the ones the world adores
So boost me up my ladder, Kid
And I'll boost you up yours
Let's all stroke together
Like the Princeton crew
When you're strokin' Mama
Mama's strokin' you
So what's the one conclusion
I can bring this number to?
When you're good to Mama
Mama's good to you!
4.Cell Block Tango
Artist:Catherine Zeta-Jones/Susan Misner/Deidre Goo
[LIZ]
Pop
[ANNIE]
Six
[JUNE]
Squish
[HUNYAK]
Uh uh
[VELMA]
Cicero
[MONA]
Lipschitz!
[LIZ]
Pop
[ANNIE]
Six
[JUNE]
Squish
[HUNYAK]
Uh uh
[VELMA]
Cicero
[MONA]
Lipschitz!
[LIZ]
Pop
[ANNIE]
Six
[JUNE]
Squish
[HUNYAK]
Uh uh
[VELMA]
Cicero
[MONA]
Lipschitz!
[ALL]
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
[VELMA]
I betcha you would have done the same!
[LIZ]
Pop
[ANNIE]
Six
[JUNE]
Squish
[HUNYAK]
Uh uh
[VELMA]
Cicero
[MONA]
Lipschitz!
[LIZ (Spoken)]
You know how people
have these little habits
That get you down. Like Bernie.
Bernie like to chew gum.
No, not chew. POP.
Well, I came home this one day
And I am really irritated, and
looking for a little sympathy
and there'e Bernie layin'
on the couch, drinkin' a beer
and chewin'. No, not chewin'.
Poppin'. So, I said to him,
I said, 'Bernie, you pop that
gum one more time...'
and he did.
So I took the shotgun off the wall
and I fired two warning shots...
...into his head.
[GIRLS]
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would
Have done the same!
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would
Have done the same!
[ALL]
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would
Have dome the same!
[ANNIE (Spoken)]
I met Ezekiel Young from
Salt Lake city about two years ago
and he told me he was single
and we hit it off right away.
So, we started living together.
He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd
mix him a drink, We'd have dinner.
Well, it was like heaven in
two and a half rooms.
And then I found out,
'Single' he told me?
Single, my ass. Not only
was he married
...oh, no, he had six wives.
One of those Mormons, you know. So that
night, when he came home, I mixed him
his drink as usual.
You know, some guys just can't hold
their arsenic.
[GIRLS]
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself
To blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would
Have done the same
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself
to blame
If you'd have been there
If yo'd have seen it
I betcha you would
Have done the same!
[LIZ,ANNIE,JUNE,MONA]
Hah! He had it coming
He had it coming
He took a flower
In its prime
And then he used it
And he abused it
It was a murder
But not a crime!
[VELMA AND HUNYAK]
Pop, six, squish, uh-uh
Cicero, Lipschitz
[JUNE (Spoken)]
Now, I'm standing in the kitchen
carvin' up the chicken for dinner,
minding my own business,
and in storms my husband Wilbur,
in a jealous rage.
'You been screwin' the milkman,'
he says. He was crazy
and he kept screamin',
'you been screwin the milkman.'
And then he ran into my knife.
He ran into my knife ten times!
[GIRLS]
Pop,Six,
Squish,Uh-uh,
Cicero,Lipschitz
Pop, Six,
Squish,Uh-uh,
Cicero,Lipschitz
Pop,Six,
Squish,Uh-uh,
Cicero,Lipschitz
[ALL]
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!
[HUNYAK (Spoken)]
Mit kersek, en itt? Azt mondjok,
hogy a hires lakem lefogta a ferjemet en meg
lecsaptam a fejet. De nem igaz, en artatlan
vagyok. Nem tudom mert mondja
Uncle Sam hogy en tettem. probaltam
a rendorsegen megmayarazni de nem ertettek meg...
[JUNE (Spoken)]
Yeah, but di you do it?
[HUNYAK]
UH UH, not guilty!
[VELMA]
My sister, Veronica and
I did this double act
and my husband, Charlie,
used to travel round with us.
Now, for the last number in
our act, we did these 20 acrobatic
four,five...splits, spread eagles,
back flips,flip flops,
one right after the other.
Well, this one night we were in Cicero,
the three of us, sittin' up
in a hotel room, boozin' and
havin' a few laughs and
we ran out of ice.
So I went out to get some.
I come back, open the door
and there's Veronica and
Charlie doing Number Seventeen-
the spread eagle.
[GIRLS]
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had
Himself to blame.
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it tricks in a row,
one,two,three,
I betcha
You would
Have done
The same!
He had
It coming
He had it coming...
Well, I was in such a state of shock,
I completely blacked out.I can't remember a thing.
It wasn't until later,
when I was washing the blood off my hands
I even knew they were dead.
They had it coming
They had it coming
They had it coming all along
I didn't do it
But if I'd done it
How could you tell me that I was wrong?
[VELMA]
They had it coming
[GIRLS]
They had it coming
[VELMA]
They had it coming
[GIRLS]
They had it coming
[VELMA]
They had it coming
[GIRLS]
They took a flower
[VELMA]
All along
[GIRLS]
In its prime
[VELMA]
I didn't do it
[GIRLS]
And then they used it
[VELMA]
But if I'd done it
[GIRLS]
And they abused it
[VELMA]
How could you tell me
[GIRLS]
It was a murder
[VELMA]
That I was wrong?
[GIRLS]
But not a crime!
[MONA]
I loved Alvin Lipschitz
more than I can possibly say.
He was a real artistic guy...
sensitive... a painter.
But he was troubled.
He was always trying
to find himself.
He'd go out every night
looking for himself
and on the way
he found Ruth,
Gladys,
Rosemary and Irving.
I guess you can say we broke
up because or artistic differences.
He saw himself as alive
and I saw him dead.
[GIRLS]
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had
Himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha
You would
Have done
The same!
[ALL]
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
[LIZ,ANNIE,MONA]
They had it comin'
[VELMA,JUNE,HUNYAK]
They had it comin'
[LIZ,ANNIE,MONA]
They had it comin'
[VELMA,JUNE,HUNYAK]
They had it comin'
[LIZ,ANNIE,MONA]
They had it comin'
[VELMA,JUNE,HUNYAK]
They had it comin'
[LIZ,ANNIE,MONA]
All along
[VELMA,JUNE,HUNYAK]
All along
'Cause if they used us
'Cause if they used us And they abused us
And they abused us
[LIZ,ANNIE,MONA]
How could you tell us
[VELMA,JUNE,HUNYAK]
How could you tell us That we were wrong?
That we were wrong?
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had
Himself
To blame.
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha
You would
Have done
The same!
[LIZ (Spoken)]
You pop that gum one more time!
[ANNIE (spoken)]
Single my ass.
[JUNE (Spoken)]
Ten times!
[HUNYAK (Spoken)]
Miert csukott Uncle Same bortonbe.
[VELMA (Spoken)]
Number seventeen-the spread eagle.
[MONA (Spoken)]
Artistic differences.
[ALL]
5.All I Care About
Artist:Richard Gere/Renee Zellweger
[GIRLS]
We want Billy
Give us Billy
B. I. double L. Y.
We're all his
He's our kind of a guy
And ooh what luck
Cause here he is...
[BILLY]
Is everybody here?
Is everybody ready?
Hit it!
I don't care about expensive things
Cashmere coats, or diamond rings
Don't mean a thing
All I care about is love
[GIRLS]
That's what he's here for
[BILLY]
That's what I'm here for
I don't care for wearin' silk cravats
Ruby studs, satin spats
Don't mean a thing
All I care about is love
[GIRLS]
All he cares about is love
[BILLY]
Give me two
Eyes of blue
Softly saying, 'I need you'
Let me see her standin' there
And honest, mister, I'm a millionaire
I don't care for any fine attire
Vanderbilt might admire
No, no, not me
All I care about is love...
[GIRLS]
All he cares about is love
[BILLY]
Maybe you think I'm talking about physical love.
Well, I'm not. Not just physical love. There's
other kinds of love. Like love of justice. Love
of legal procedure. Love of lending a hand to
someone who really needs you. Love of your fellow
man. That's the kind of love I'm talkin' about.
And physical love ain't so bad either.
It may be sound odd
But all I care about is love
[GIRLS]
That's what he's here for
[BILLY]
That's what I'm here for
Honest to God
All I care about is love
[GIRLS]
All he cares about is love
[BILLY]
Show me long Raven hair
Flowin' down, about to there
Let me see
Her runnin' free
Keep your money, that's enough for me
I don't care for drivin' Packard cars
Or smoking Long Buck Cigars
No, no, not me
All I care about is
Doin' the guy in
Who's pickin, on you
Twistin' the wrist
That's turnin' the screw
All I care about is love!
[GIRLS]
All he cares about is love!
6.We Both Reached for the Gun
Artist:Christine Baranski/Cleve Asbury/Shaun Amyot
[REPORTERS]Where'd you come from?
[BILLY (as Roxie)]Mississippi
[REPORTERS]And your parents?
[BILLY (as Roxie)]Very wealthy.
[REPORTERS]Where are they now?
[BILLY (as Roxie)]Six feet under.
[BILLY]But she was granted one more start
[BILLY (as Roxie)]The convent of The Sacred Heart!
[REPORTERS]When'd you get here?
[BILLY (as Roxie)]1920
[REPORTERS]How old were you?
[BILLY (as Roxie)]Don't remember
[REPORTERS]Then what happened?
[BILLY (as Roxie)]I met Amos
And he stole my heart away
Convinced me to elope one day
[MARY SUNSHINE (spoken)]A convent girl! A run-away marriage!
oh, it's too terrible. You poor, poor dear.
[REPORTERS]Who's Fred Casely?
[BILLY (as Roxie)]My ex-boyfriend.
[REPORTERS]Why'd you shoot him?
[BILLY (as Roxie)]I was leavin'.
[REPORTERS]Was he angry?
[BILLY (as Roxie)]Like a madman
Still I said, 'Fred, move along.'
[BILLY]She knew that she was doin' wrong.
[REPORTERS]Then describe it.
[BILLY (as Roxie)]
He came toward me.
[REPORTERS]
With a pistol?
[BILLY (as Roxie)]
From my bureau.
[REPORTERS]
Did you fight him?
[BILLY (as Roxie)]
Like a tiger.
[BILLY]
He had strength and she had none.
[BILLY (as Roxie)]
And yet we both reached for the gun
Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes we both
Oh yes we both
Oh yes, we both reached for
The gun, the gun, the gun, the gun
Oh yes, we both reached for the gun
For the gun.
[BILLY AND REPORTERS]
Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes they both
Oh yes, they both
Oh yes, they both reached for
The gun, the gun, the gun, the gun,
Oh yes, they both reached for the gun
for the gun.
[BILLY]
understandable. understandable
Yes, it's perfectly understandable
Comprehensible. Comprehensible
Not a bit reprehensible
It's so defensible!
[REPORTERS]
How're you feeling?
[BILLY (as Roxie)]
Very frightened
[REPORTERS]
Are you sorry?
[ROXIE]
Are you kidding?
[REPORTERS]
What's you're statement?
[BILLY (as Roxie)]
All I'd say is
Though my choo-choo jumped the track
I'd give my life to bring him back
[REPORTERS]
And?
[BILLY (as Roxie)]
Stay away from
[REPORTERS]
What?
[BILLY (as Roxie)]
Jazz and liquor
[REPORTERS]
And?
[BILLY (as Roxie)]
And the men who
[REPORTERS]
What?
[BILLY (as Roxie)]
Play for fun
[REPORTERS]
And what?
[BILLY (as Roxie)]
That's the thougt that
[REPORTERS]
Yeah
[BILLY (as Roxie)]
Came upon me
[REPORTERS]
When?
[BILLY (as Roxie)]
When we both reached for the gun!
[MARY SUNSHINE]
Understandable, understandable
[BILLY AND MARY SUNSHINE]
Yes, it's perfectly understandable
Comprehensible, comprehensible
Not a bit reprehensible
It's so defensible!
[BILLY (spoken)]
Let me
Hear it!
[REPORTERS]
Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, they both
Oh yes, they both
Oh yes, they both reached for
The gun, the gun, the gun,
The gun
Oh yes, they both reached
For the gun
[BILLY (spoken)]
A little louder!
[REPORTERS]
For the Gun.
Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, they both
Oh yes, they both
Oh yes, they both reached
For the gun, the gun,
[BILLY (spoken)]
Now you got it!
[REPORTERS]
The gun,the gun
Oh yes. They both reached
For the gun
For the gun.
[BILLY AND REPORTERS]
Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, they both
Oh yes, they both
Oh yes, they both reached for
The gun, the gun, the gun,the gun
Oh yes, they both reached for the gun.
Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, they both
Oh yes, they both
Oh yes, reached for
The gun, the gun, the gun,the gun
The gun, the gun, the gun,the gun
The gun, the gun, the gun,the gun
The gun, the gun, the gun,the gun.
[BILLY]
Both reached for the...gun
[REPORTERS]
The gun, the gun, the gun,the gun
The gun, the gun, the gun,the gun
The gun, the gun, the gun,the gun
The gun, the gun, the gun,the gun
Both reached for the gun.
7.Roxie
Artist:Renee Zellweger
[ROXIE]
The name on everybody's lips
Is gonna be Roxie
The lady rakin' in the chips
Is gonna be Roxie
I'm gonna be a celebrity
That means somebody eveyone knows
They're gonna recognize my eyes
My hair, my teeth, my boobs, my nose
From just some dumb mechanic's wife
I'm gonna be Roxie
Who says that murders not an art?
And who in case she doesn't hang
can say she started with a bang?
Foxy Roxie Hart!
[ROXIE (spoken)]
You wanna know something? I always wanted to be in
Vaudeville. And now that I'm a celebrity, I'm
gonna have me a swell act, too. Yeah, I'll get a boy
to work with- someone who can lift me up, show me off-
Oh hell, I'll get two boys. It'll frame me better.
Think 'BIG', Roxie, think 'BIG.'
I'm gonna get a whole bunch of boys.
The name on everybody's lips
Is gonna be
[BOYS]
Roxie
[ROXIE]
The lady rakin' in the chips is gonna be
[BOYS]
Roxie. She's gonna be a celebrity
[ROXIE]
That means somebody everyone knows
[BOYS]
They're gonna recognize her eyes
Her hair. Her teeth...
[ROXIE]
...My boobs, my nose
From just some dumb mechanic's wife
I'm gonna be
Sing it!
[BOYS]
Roxie
[ROXIE]
Who says that murder's not an art?
[BOYS]
And who in case she doesn't hang
[ROXIE]
Can say she started
With a bang?
[ROXIE AND BOYS]
Foxy Roxie Hart
[BOYS]
They're gonna wait outside in line
To get to see Roxie
[ROXIE]
Think of those autographs I'll sign
'Good luck to you, Roxie'
And I'll appear in Lavaliere
That goes all the way down to my waist
[BOYS]
Here a ring, there a ring
Everywhere a ring a ling
[ROXIE]
But always in the best of taste
Oooh I'm a star.
[BOYS]
And the audience loves her.
[ROXIE (spoken)]
And I love the audience. And the audience loves me
for loving them. And I love them for lving me. And
we jus tlove each other. That's because none of us
got any love in our childhood.
[BOYS (spoken)]
That's right.
[ROXIE (spoken)]
And that's show biz, Kid.
[BOYS]
Oh yeah.
She's giving up here humdrum life
[ROXIE]
I'm gonna be
[BOYS]
Roxie.
She made a scandal and a start.
[ROXIE]
And Sophie Tucker will shit, I know
To see her name get billed below
[ALL]
Foxy Roxie Hart!
[BOYS]
Chuh, chuh, chuh, etc...
[ROXIE (Spoken)]
Those are my boys.
8.I Can't Do It Alone
Artist:Catherine Zeta-Jones/Taye Diggs
[VELMA (to Roxie)]
My sister and I had an act that couldn't flop
My sister and I were headed straight fo the top
My sister and I earned a thou a week at least
Oh, sure!
But my sistr is now, unfortunately, deceased
Oh, I know it's sad, of course
But a fact is still a fact
And now all that remains
Is the remains
Of a perfect double act!
[spoken]
Roxie, do you know you are exactly the same
size as my sister? Oh, you would fit in her wardrobe
perfectly. Look, why don't I just show you some of
the act, huh? Watch this.
[VELMA dances]
Now you have to imagine
this with two people.
It's swell with two people.
First I'd...(drums!)
Then she'd...(saxophone!)
Then we'd...(together!)
But I can't do it alone!
Then she'd...
Then I'd...
Then we'...
But I can't do it alone!
She'd say,'What's your sister like?'
I'd say, 'Men,'
Yuk, Yuk, yuk
She'd say, 'you're the cat's meow'
Then we'd wow the crowd again
When she'd go...
I'd go...
We'd go...
And then those ding-dong daddies started to roar
Whistled, stomped and stamped on the floor
Yelling, sreaming, begging for more.
[spoken]
And we'd say, 'O.K. fellas, keep your socks up.
you ain't seen nothin' yet!'
[VELMA dances]
But I simply cannot do it alone!
Well? What did ya' think? Come on, you can say.
[ROXIE gives her a raspberry]
O.K., O.K. The first part can always be rewritten.
But the second part was really nifty. Watch this.
Then she'd...(See, get it, right?)
Then I'd...(Then I'd kick really high...)
Then we'd...
But I can't do it alone!
She'd say, 'What state's Chicago in?'
I'd say, 'ILL!'
Did ya' get that?
She'd say, 'Turn your motor off'
I can hear 'em cheerin' still
When she'd go...
I'd go...
We'd go...(Sideways!)
And then those two-bit Johnnies did it up brown
To cheer the best attraction in town
They nearly tore the balcony down
[spoken]
And we'd say. 'O.K. fellas, O.K.,
we're goin' home, but here's a few more partin' shots!'
And this... this we did in perfect unison.
[VELMA dances]
Now, you've seen me goin' through it
It may seem there's nothin' to it
But I simply cannot do it
Alone!
[ROXIE turns her down]
Like the deserted bride on her wedding night
All alone and shaking with fright
With her brand new hubby nowhere in sight
I simply cannot do it alone...
9.Mister Cellophane
Artist:John C.Reilly
Amos.
If someone stood up in a crowd
And raised his voice up way out loud
And waved his arm
And shook his leg
You'd notice him
If someone in a movie show
Yelled 'fire in the second row,
This whole place is a powder keg!'
You'd notice him
And even without clucking like a hen
Everyone gets noticed, now and then,
Unless, of course, that personage should be
Invisisble, inconsequential me!
Cellophane
Mister cellophane
Should have been my name
Mister cellophane
'cause you can look right through me
Walk right by me
And never know I'm there!
I tell ya
Cellophane
Mister cellophane
Should have been my name
Mister cellophane
'cause you can look right through me
walk right by me
And never know I'm there. . .
Suppose you was a little cat
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Residin' in a person's flat
Who fed you fish and scratched your ears?
You'd notice him
Supoose you was a woman wed
And sleepin' in a double bed beside one man for seven years
You'd notice hime
A human being's made of more than air
With all that bulk , you're bound to see him there
Unless that human bein' next to y ou
Is unimpressive, undistinguished
You know who. . .
Should have been my name
Mister cellophane
'cause you can look right through me
Walk right by me
And never know I'im there
I tell ya
Cellophane
Mister cellophane
Should have been my name
Mister cellophane
'cause you can look right through me
Walk right by me
And never know I'm there
Never even know I'm there
I hope I haven't take too much of your time.
10.Razzle Dazzle
Artist:Richard Gere
BAILIFF(Spoken)
Mr. Flynn, his honor is here
BILLY(Spoken)
Thank you. Just a moment.
You ready?
ROXIE(Spoken)
Oh Billy, I'm scared.
BILLY(Spoken)
Roxie, you got nothing to worry about.
It's all a circus, kid. A three ring circus.
These trials- the wholeworld- all show business.
But kid, you're working with a star, the biggest!
(Singing)
Give 'em the old razzle dazzle
Razzle Dazzle 'em
Give 'em an act with lots of flash in it
And the reaction will be passionate
Give 'em the old hocus pocus
Bead and feather 'em
How can they see with sequins in their eyes?
What if your hinges all are rusting?
What if, in fact, you're just disgusting?
Razzle dazzle 'em
And they;ll never catch wise!
Give 'em the old
BILLY AND COMPANY
Razzle dazzle 'em
Give 'em a show that's so splendiferous
BILLY
Row after row will crow vociferous
BILLY AND COMPANY
Give 'em the old flim flam flummox
Fool and fracture 'em
BILLY
How can they hear the truth above the roar?
BILLY AND COMPANY
Throw 'em a fake and a finagle
They'll never know you're just a bagel,
BILLY
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Razzle dazzle 'em
And they'll beg you for more!
BILLY AND COMPANY
Give 'em the old razzle dazzle
Razzle Dazzle 'em
Back since the days of old Methuselah
Everyone loves the big bambooz-a-ler
Give 'em the old three ring circus
Stun and stagger 'em
When you're in trouble, go into your dance
Though you are stiffer than a girder
They let you get away with murder
Razzle dazzle 'em
And you've got a romance
Give 'em the old
Razzle Dazzle
BILLY
Razzle dazzle 'em
Give 'em an act that's unassailable
They'll wait a year 'till you're available!
BILLY AND COMPANY
Give 'em the old
Double whammy
BILLY
Daze and dizzy'em
Show 'em the first rate sorcerer you are
BILLY AND COMPANY
Long as you keep 'em way off balance
How can they spot you got no talents?
BILLY
Razzle dazzle 'em
COMPANY
Razzle dazzle 'em
BILLY
Razzle dazzle 'em
BILLY AND COMPANY
And they'll make you a star!
11.Class
Artist:Catherine Zeta-Jones/Queen Latifah
MATRON(Spoken)
The whole world's gone low-brow. Thing's ain't what
they used to be.
VELMA(Spoken)
They sure ain't, Mama. They sure ain't it's all gone.
(Singing)
Whatever happened to fair dealing?
And pure ethics
And nice manners?
Why is it everyone now os a pain in the ass?
Whatever happened to class?
MATRON
Class.
Whatever happened to, 'Please, may I?'
And, 'Yes, thank you?'
And, 'How charming?'
Now, every son of a bitch is a snake in the grass
Whatever happened to class?
VELMA AND MATRON
Class!
Ah, there ain't no gentlemen
To open up the doors
There ain't no ladies now,
There's only pigs and whores
And even kids'll knock ya down
So's they can pass
Nobody's got no class!
VELMA
Whatever happened to old values?
MATRON
And fine morals?
VELMA
And good breeding?
MATRON
Now, no one even says 'oops' when they're
Passing their gas
Whatevcer happened to class?
VELMA
Class
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VELMA AND MATRON
Ah, there ain't no gentlemen
That's fit for any use
And any girl'd touch your privates
For a deuce
MATRON
And even kids'll kick your shins and give you sass
VELMA
And even kids'll kick your shins and give you sass
VELMA AND MATRON
Nobody's got no class!
VELMA
All you ready about today is rape and theft
MATRON
Jesus Christ, ain't there no decency left?
VELMA AND MATRON
Nobody's got no class!
MATRON
Everybody you watch
VELMA
'S got his brains in his crotch
MATRON
Holy crap
VELMA
Holy crap
MATRON
What a shame
VELMA
What a shame
VELMA AND MATRON
What became of class?
12.Nowadays(Roxie)
Artist:Renee Zellweger/Taye Diggs
ROXIE(Spoken)
...Gone, it's all gone.
(Singing)
It's good, isn't it?
Grand, isn't it?
Great, isn't it?
Swell, isn't it?
Fun, isn't it?
Nowadays
There's men, everywhere
Jazz, everywhere
Booze, everywhere
Life. everywhere
Joy, everywhere
Nowadyas
You can like the life you're livin'
You can live the life you like
You can even marry Harry
But mess around wiht Ike
And that's
Good, isn't it?
Grand, isn't it?
Great, isn't it?
Swell, isn't it?
Fun, isn't it...
ANNOUNCER(Spoken)
Ladies and gentlemen, the Vickers Theatre,
Chicago's finest finest home of famile entertainment,
is proud to announce a first. The first time, anywhere,
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there has been an act of this nature. Not only one
little lady but two! You've read about them in the papers
and now here they are- a double header! Chicago's own
killer dillers- those two scintillating sinners-
Roxie Hart and Velma Kelly.
ROXIE AND VELMA
You can like the life you're livin'
You can live the life you like
You can even marry Harry
But mess around wiht Ike
And that's
Good, isn't it?
Grand, isn't it?
Great, isn't it?
Swell, isn't it?
Fun, isn't it?
But nothing stays
In fifty years or so
It's gonna change, you know
But, oh, it's heaven
Nowadays
ANNOUNCER
Okay, you babes of jazz. Let's pick up the pace.
Let's shake the blues away. Let's make the parties longer.
Let's make the skirts shorter and shorter. Let's make
the music hotter. Let's go to hell in a fast car and
KEEP IT HOT!
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13.Nowadays(Hot Honey Rag Medley Title)
Artist:Renee Zellweger/Catherine Zeta-Jones/Taye Di
Ladies and Gentlemen, the Chicago Theater is proud to announce a first.
The first time, anywhere there's been an act of this nature.
Not only one little lady, but two!
You've read about them in the papers and now here they are!
Chicago's own killer dillers
those scintillating sinners
Roxie Hart and Velma Kelly!
Roxie and Velma:
You can like the life you're living
You can live the life you like
You can even marry Harry
But mess around with Ike
And that's
Good, isn't it?
Grand, isn't it?
Great, isn't it?
Swell, isn't it?
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Fun, isn't it?
But nothing stays
In fifty years or so
It's gonna change, you know
But, oh, it's heaven
Nowadays
ANNOUNCER
Okay, you babes of jazz. Let's pick up the pace.
Let's make the parties longer.
Let's make the skirts shorter.
Let's all go to hell in a fast car and KEEP IT HOT!
Roxie and Velma:
And all that Jazz!
14.I Move On
Artist:Catherine Zeta-Jones/Renee Zellweger
[VELMA]
While truckin' down the road of life, although all hope seems gone,
I just move on.
[ROXIE]
When I can't find a single star to hang my wish upon, I just move on,
I move on.
[VELMA]
I run so fast, a shotgun blast can hurt me not one bit.
[ROXIE]
I'm on my toes cause heaven knows a moving target's hard to hit.
[VELMA & ROXIE]
So as we play an ice ballet, we're not the dying swan, we just move on,
we move on.
[ROXIE]
Just when it seems we're out of dreams, and things have got us down.
[VELMA]
We don't despair, we don't go there, we hang our bonnets out of town.
[VELMA & ROXIE]
So there's no doubt we're well cut out to run life's marathon, we just move on,
we just move on.
So fleet of foot, we can't stay put, we just move on.
Yes, we move on!
15.After Midnight
Artist:Danny Elfmann
16.Roxie's Suite
Artist:Danny Elfman
17.Cell Block Tango(He Had It Comin')
Artist:Queen Latifah/Lil' Kim/Macy Gray
[Intro: Queen Latifah]
Dana Owens aka Queen Latifah, yes I'm here to testify
No, I gotta speak on my behalf, you don't even know what happened
Can I just tell you what happened?
[Chorus: Macy] (Latifah)
He had it comin' (He had it comin')
He only had himself to blame
If you'd a been there, if you'd a seen it
I think that you would have done the same
[Verse 1: Queen Latifah] (Macy)
I mean imagine, why was he hittin' his woman?
Why was she takin' that?
Now picture her fightin' back, picture the ass kickin'
Think of his ass flippin' down the stairs
And me at the top smilin', he shoulda stopped wildin'
Now could you picture me tryin' to finish him off?
See why I pictured me on this side of the law
High heels leave holes, you'd a thought I was gunnin'
Now the cops comin', I ain't runnin'
(He had it comin')
Girl you shoulda seen it, shoulda bobbed and weaved
Before the cops came, got a coupla clean hits
In word the ??? couldn't take the abuse
But I couldn't explain that to the state troops
But you know girl, yeah you go girl
Plus I look real cute in orange jump suits
This the story I'm tellin' and I ain't changin' nothin'
I just needed you to know Your Honour
[Chorus] - 2X
[Verse 2: Lil' Kim] (Macy)
Aiight aiight, let's get this over with
Take the mug shot, hurry up the fingerprints
What the blood clot?
Lil' Kim aka Sofia Luchiani
Keep your jump suit, I'm rockin' Armani
Yeah, I bust at him once, but that was just a warnin'
My lawyer will be here with bail money in the mornin'
I'm not guilty, just tryin' to protect mine
It ain't my fault he ran into my knife 20 times (He had it comin')
Just my luck the bastard ain't die
What you woulda did if every other day he blacked ya eye?
Broke ya nose 'til it started bleedin'
Kicked you in ya ribs, chocked you 'til you stopped breathing
(Fuck) that, I'm sick of bobbing and weaving
Threatenin' to kill me when I threaten to leave him
I do a bid, 'cause ain't no way
(Nigga) gonna do me like Ike and OJ
[Chorus] - 2X
[Verse 3: Queen Latifah]
This is for the constantly accused, mentally abused
How many of you been in my shoes before, aiight
Or have you felt you caught the worse case
Puttin' up wit his tired ass in the first place
Why am I flippin'? I just bought them condoms
I ain't used not one but there was two missin'
Get a new mission, how to catch a cheater
If he only use coach, you shouldn't smell ???
If you know he don't smoke, you shouldn't smell reefer
If you catch him cheatin' you shouldn't yell either
Run up on him quietly, took him out silently
It might sound cruel, but you gotta love the irony
So explain that, just came back off a trip
And I come home to this, please
He ain't followed the guidelines
So forgive me Your Honour, he ran into my knife five times
[Chorus] - 3X
18.Love Is a Crime
Artist:Anastacia
Oooh Yeah
Chicago
If love is a crime baby
I'd do my time
Whether it's wrong or right
You can sentence me to life
If love is a crime baby
I'd do my time
Whether it's wrong or right
You can sentence me
Sentence me to life
Some might say I'm guilty of loving the first degree
If the jury wants to lock me up and throw away the key
There's no greater punishment than what I face inside
Won't tamper with the evidence cause there's nothing to hide
He lives inside my heart
I'm in the middle too
You never had a clue
Unless you felt it too
If love is a crime baby
I'd do my time
Whether it's wrong or right
You can sentence me to life
If love is a crime baby
I'd do my time
Whether it's wrong or right
You can sentence me
Sentence me to life
Swear tell the truth, just let me plead my case
The thief who stole my heart from me I couldn't let escape
He's my only alibi, but I won't drop a dime
So how can I give up to you, my partner in crime
He lives inside my heart
I'm in the middle too
You never had a clue
Unless you felt it too
If love is a crime baby
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I'd do my time
Whether it's wrong or right
You can sentence me to life
If love is a crime baby
I'd do my time
Whether it's wrong or right
You can sentence me
Sentence me to life
You can take away my freedom
But you can't take my love from me
I won't die a lonely prisoner
'Cause my heart will set me free
Oooh ooh yeah
Whooh!
Chicago
I said
If love is a crime baby
I'd do my time
Whether it's wrong or right
You can sentence me to life
If love is a crime baby
I'd do my time
Whether it's wrong or right
You can sentence me
Sentence me to life
Ah come on
I said
If love is a crime baby
I'd do my time
Whether it's wrong or right
You can sentence me to life
If love is a crime baby
I'd do my time
Whether it's wrong or right
You can sentence me
Sentence me to life
I said love is a crime
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19.Finale
Velma:
Thank you. Roxie and I would just like to thank you - for
you faith and your belief in our innocence.
Roxie:
Yes, it was letters, telegrams, and words of encouragement
that helped see us through this terrible ordeal of ours.
Velma:
You know, a lot of people has lost faith in America.
Roxie:
And for what America stands for.
Velma:
But we are the living examples of what a wonderful country this is.
Roxie:
So we'd just like to say thank you and God Bless you.
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Velma and Roxie:
God bless you.
Thank you and God bless you... Chorus:
God be with you. No,
God walk with you always. I'm no one's wife
God bless you. But, oh,
God bless you. I love my life...
Velma, Roxie et al.:
And all that jazz
Company:
THAT JAZZ!
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