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Cledus T. Judd

It's A Great Day To Be A Guy (Parody 'It's A Great Day To Be Alive' - Travis Tritt)

'Mm, mm, mm, mm. You know I'm really gonna miss you, sugar britches.'
'I'm gonna miss you too, bub.'
'Now I'm only gonna be gone a few days but now there is a few things I need you to do while I'm gone.'
'Oh, I figured there's somethin'!'
'Oh, quit complainin'.
All you gotta do is cut the grass, wash the car, trim the hedges, paint the fence, clean the pool, give the dog a bath, defrost the fridge, clean out the garage, sweep the chimney, and I'll see you on Monday. I love you boogie, boogie.'
'I love you too. An' don't you worry 'bout me. I'll be just fine.'

I've got my socks dryin' in the microwave,
Hair on my back I don't plan to shave.
I've got the house to myself while the wife's away.
I'll be rockin' all night!

Yeah, I think I'll drink me an ice cold brew.
Lounge in my boxers like I used to do.
There'll be no Ally McBeal on the tube, no,
I'll be watchin' the fight.

Well, it's a great day to be a guy,
Played cards with my buddies until sunrise,
You know, I never thought that my neighbor would,
Be sunbathing topless, Lord, she sure looks good!

I caught a 10 pound bass out on the lake;
Played 18 holes with my best friend, Jake.
Best ball I hit was when I stepped on a rake,
Oh, well it wasn't too bright.

Now I look in the fridge an' what do I see?
Last night's pizza starin' back at me.
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Pepperoni and anchovies:
What a beautiful sight.

Well, it's a great day to be a guy,
Buck naked in my lawn chair swattin' at flies.
Got some hot dogs on the charcoal grill.
I don't wanna burn my weiners but I probably will.

That fried boloney and cheese macaroni,
Tasted good this afternoon.
But now I'm passin' some serious gas and,
I might have to leave the room.
Pee - hee!

Well, I might go get me a new hairdo.
Spend a couple hours in a tanning booth.
Might even get me a gold front tooth.
Whoa,hah,yeah!!

And it's a great day to be a guy,
But when my wife gets home, she's gonna tan my hide.
I'll be hung over but a lookin' good,
From a week of reliving my bachelorhood.
It's a great day to be a guy,
But another week of this and I'd probably die.
I tend to party harder than I should,
When my wife's not here to make me be good!
Yeah hoo!





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1.A Great Day To Be A Guy
2.Trailer Park Woman
3.Please Take The Girl (Parody 'Don't Take The Girl' - Tim McGraw)
4.If Shania Was Mine (Parody 'Any Man Of Mine' - Shania Twain)
5.She's Got A Butt, Bigger Than The Beatles (Parody 'Bigger Than The Beatles' - Joe Diffie)
6.______ Is Funny
7.Cledus Went Down To Florida (Parody 'The Devil Went Down To Georgia' - The Charlie Daniels Band)
8.Did I Shave My Back For This? (Parody 'Did I Shave My Legs For This?' - Deana Carter)
9.First Redneck on the Internet
10.Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody 'Third Rock From The Sun' - Joe Diffie)
11.Wives Do It All The Time (Parody 'Girls Do It All The Time' - Mindy McCready)
12.My Cellmate Thinks I'm Sexy (Parody 'She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy' - Kenny Chesney)
13.Breath (Parody 'Breathe' - Faith Hill)
14.It's A Great Day To Be A Guy (Parody 'It's A Great Day To Be Alive' - Travis Tritt) (修改)
15.Breath
16.Ricky Tidwell's Mama Is Gonna Play Football
17.Swingin'
18.Jackson (Alan That Is)
19.Stephon The Alternative Lifestyle Reindeer
20.Shania I'm Broke
21.I'm Not In Here for Love (Just Yer Beer)
22.Wife Naggin'
23.Coronary Life
24.Every Bulb In the House Is Blown
25.Cledus Don't Stop Eatin' for Nuthin'
26.Paycheck Women
27.Gone Funky
28.She's Got a Butt Bigger Than the Beatles
29.Paycheck Woman
30.Wives Do It All the Time
31.Merry Christmas from the Whole Fam Damily
32.Only 364 Shopping Days 'Til Christmas
33.Third Rock from Her Thumb
34.Don't Mess With America (Bonus Track)
35.More Beaver
36.My Voice
37.Did I Shave My Back for This?
38.Every Light In The House Is Blown
39.Mindy McCready
40.Santa Claus Is Watchin' You
41.Just Another Day In Paradise
42.I Love Nascar
43.Hell No
44.Christ-Mas
45.My Cellmate Thinks I'm Sexy
46.Plowboy
47.Martie, Emily & Natalie
48.1/2
49.Cletus Went Down To Florida