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Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie
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The Asshole Song
When I park my car I take up two spots
I let my dog loose on your lawn.
I Give away endings during movies and I never ever flush the john.
I go to Safeway and try to use old coupons
I cut my kids hair like a bowl (like a bowl)
I smoke big cigars around little babys, why?
Coz i'm an asshole.
I play with the remote control when your watching T.V
I wear my hat in movies so you can't see
I drive really fast when your in front of me
And I drive really slow when your behind
Oohh I am an asshole.
Me and my stupid friends drive around real late
Our cameros dont have buffers and we think its really great.
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Whenever you're at dances we make tusses at your date
But our only real girlfrinds are the kind that you inflate, Huh!
Oooooh I am an asshole
Oh when you go to the phone booth and you open the book
And the page you want is missing it's coz thats the one I took
Thats the one I took! thats the one I, one two, one two three
I'm the asshole in your neighbourhood I live right next door
I party till I'm naked then I throw up on your floor
Your daughter was a virgin but she isn't anymore
When I play monopoly I cheat
I'm the asshole that you meet when you're walking down the street
I'm the asshole that you meet each day
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