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1 14.Ghost Story theJonny Valiant show I'm about to blow Independent with a hundred thousand ... ndent with a hundred thousand albums sold Rappers used to crowd around me funny now they don't No one's in my lane my competition going adios No magician but I di ... nce of blow dressing like you Al Capone Or we can see a brown alamo Pocket full of bread I ain't counting sour dough Cheating on her from above funny how the roles Got reversed when it was in th ... down and out in road With no

2 12.Zombie T-Rex rdcore royalty kimono draggin' Sesquipedalian loquaciousness No rapper ever born dared to rhyme like this MC Lars with the rhythmic ... his MC Lars with the rhythmic alacrity Oratory skills'causing mad catastrophe Cause my whole crew's sick like Kubrick Got your eyes wide shut for this apoc ... r eyes wide shut for this apocalypse Let's face it I'm an awesome rapper post-punk laptop velociraptor No I won't dumb it down for the mainstream fan Cause the ma ... late Got t

3 5.Your Favorite Song ace on Usually I don't take this long But I'm on a mission To make this song your favorite song The song you can't turn off There's no escapin ... d hear it in an apple commercial The hip stock firm or home loans Even a sick anim ... or home loans Even a sick animal montage But I been struggling with this for so long I want something that'll make you wanna reminisce Repeatable with very little ... ruck The kind that'll keep royalties comin when I'm hard up Broke fal(!

4 1.Handy Weird Al Yankovic-Mandatory Fun1.Handy[Verse1:] First things first I'm a craftsman(craftsman) Remodelling is my only passion(it's ... st in the business Want referrals yo My clientèle will bear you witness(right right) I can help when your door jamb sticks(heh?) There is nothing in the world I c ... tiles I do stone I do bricks Call me I'll come rushing over with my bag of tricks(bag of tricks) Where you go when your dispos ... Where you go when your dispos

5 2.Lame Claim To Fame Weird Al Yankovic-Mandatory Fun2.Lame Claim To Fame[Verse1:] One time I was in the checkout line Behind Steven Seag ... eckout line Behind Steven Seagal Once I'm pretty sure Mr.Jonah Hill Was in the very next bathroom st ... s in the very next bathroom stall My best friend's brother Well he was an extra in Wayne's World2 My neighbour's baby sitter Dated three of the guys in Motley Cru ... ns From the second cousin of Ralph Nader Last year I threw up in an e

6 3.Foil Weird Al Yankovic-Mandatory Fun3.Foil[Verse1:] I never seem to finish ... rse1:] I never seem to finish all my food I always get a doggie bag from the waiter So I just keep what's still unchewed And I take it home save it for later[Pre-Chorus:] But t ... ter[Pre-Chorus:] But then I deal with fungal rot bacterial formation Microbes enzymes mould and oxidation I don't care I've got a secret trick up my sleeve I never bother with baggies glas ...

7 4.Sports Song Weird Al Yankovic-Mandatory Fun4.Sports Song Your sports team is vastly inferior That simple fact is plainly obvious to see We're ... ive posterior Of course you realize we're speaking figuratively Our stats are thoroughly impressive Our coach re ... oughly impressive Our coach really has the Midas touch Our players are fast and strong and brave And your guys eh not so much In fact we've played teams across th ... articulate the points at hand Allow us now

8 5.Word Crimes Weird Al Yankovic-Mandatory Fun5.Word Crimes Everybody shut up Everyone listen up Hey hey hey... hey hey hey... hey hey hey If you ... wise up Okay now here's the deal... I'll try to educate ya Gonna familiarize you with the nomenclature You'll learn the definitions of nouns and prepositions Lite ... re's some notes Syntax you're always mangling No'x' in espresso Your participle's dangling But I don't want your drama If you re ... on't want your drama If you re(|

9 6.My Own Eyes Weird Al Yankovic-Mandatory Fun6.My Own Eyes[Intro] I saw a baby drive a truck I saw a junkie eat a tuba I saw a stripper kiss a d ... see things that'd drive a normal man insane Wish I could disconnect my brain From my own eyes[Verse2:] I saw a mime get hacked to death With an imaginary cleaver ... cleaver I saw an old man's final breath I watched him die from Bieber Fever I saw these diabetic chicks In an abandoned7-Eleven I watched them snorting pixie stic ..

10 7.Now That's What I Call Polka! Weird Al Yankovic-Mandatory Fun7.Now That's What I C ... y Fun7.Now That's What I Call Polka![Wrecking Ball] We clawed we chained our hearts in vain We jumped never asking why We kissed I fell under your spell A love no one could deny D ... ny Don't you ever say I just walked away I will always want you I can't live a lie running for my life I will ... ie running for my life I will always want you I came in like a wreckinall I never h

11 8.Mission Statement Weird Al Yankovic-Mandatory Fun8.Mission Statement[Verse1:] We must ... tatement[Verse1:] We must all efficiently Operationalize our strategies Invest in world-class technology And leverage our core competencies In order to holistic ... petencies In order to holistically administrate Exceptional synergy We'll set a brand trajectory Using management's philosophy Advance our market share vis-à-vis Our proven methodology With ... y With strong comm

12 9.Inactive Weird Al Yankovic-Mandatory Fun9.Inactive[Verse1:] I'm waking up in Cheeto dust My belly's covered with pizza crust I'm using my i ... h pizza crust I'm using my inhaler now(Wheezes) I'm out of shape fattening up I'm sipping Coke from a soda cup Donut crumbs are upon my lips Whoa[Chorus:] The TVs ... Whoa[Chorus:] The TVs on I really hate this show I can't reach my remote control Welcome to my new place to my new place Sorry it's a cramped space but it's my p ..

13 10.First World Problems Weird Al Yankovic-Mandatory Fun10.First World Problems[Verse1:] My maid is cleaning my bathroom so I can't take a shower When I do ... I don't have any bills in my wallet small enough for the vending machine Some idiot just c ... ding machine Some idiot just called me up on the phone what!? Don't they know how to text? OMG! I got[Chorus:] First world first world problems(First world proble ... Tried to fast forward commercials can't- I'm watching live

14 11.Tacky Weird Al Yankovic-Mandatory Fun11.Tacky[Verse1:] It might seem crazy wearing stripes and plaid I instagram every me ... and plaid I instagram every meal I've had All my used liquor bottles are on display We can go to see a show but I'll make you pay[Chorus:](because I'm tacky) Wear my belt wit ... belt with suspenders and sandals with my socks(because I'm tacky) Got some new glitter Uggs and lovely pink sequined crocs(because I'm tacky) Never let you forge

15 12.Jackson Park Express Weird Al Yankovic-Mandatory Fun12.Jackson Park Express[Verse1:] Tuesday morning8:15 I was riding to work on theJackson Park Expres ... could have guessed Cause she walked in Took the seat right across the aisle I knew we had a speci ... he aisle I knew we had a special connection The second I saw her smile She smiled as if to say'Hello Haven't seen you on this bus before' I gave her a look that s ... river's test'[Chorus:] Yes It all happened On theJackson

16 2.MARS(Dream Team)[feat. AZ Redman& Styles P] Though I walk through the Valley of Death I never got lost or took cowardice steps I move honorably gained a lot of respect Saw of poverty but wouldn't trade G ... lar to Basquiat paintings Visually fascinating reality rap- not the fabricated We'll have you anxious to sell weight Feds are patient like architects building cases The foundation i ... m livin' on the edge to the realm of greatness Who's willed here to exist if this is continuation of skill reve ... is

17 1.Salladhor Saan Smuggler urb1.Salladhor Saan Smuggler[Verse1] We got our first apartment and spent six months in the front room laughing Darkness was attractiv ... the outside I'm more like a really dumb doofus Rap albums made my face expand like lupus Quit college I never made it to a senior student Because I had a dangerous secret like Remus L ... brains out on Tuesday Safari Al taught me how to hide it like a toupee Now I'm eating Domino's with the lads on a Thursday It's Hellfyre ti

18 10.Harlem Clowns elJackson Weird Al Yankovic Cyndi Lauper Pink Floyd the Pretenders BillyJoel Billy Idol EltonJohn Neil Young Sheena Easton Patty Smyth& Scand ... eena Easton Patty Smyth& Scandal Fashion Big Country Morris Day& The TimeJohn Lennon Apollonia6 REO Speedwagon David Gilmour the Rolling Stones Pat Benatar H ... e Rolling Stones Pat Benatar Hall& Oates RebbieJackson Adam Ant Bananarama.'(The samples in'Harlem Clowns' come from a record c ... m Clowns' come from a record cal

19 2.Halo r-Delusional Thomas (Mixtape)2.Halo[Intro] Yo once again It's a riot better close the street[Verse1:] Pathologic ... the street[Verse1:] Pathological liar Went to my girlfriend's house and set her dog on fire Blamed it on her little brother got him sent to juvi Fucked her in the ... Told her everything would be alright just don't scream as I dismount Left the crib started searching for a discount Exorcist I need to get some help with this On ... o If Satan could

20 2.Halo r-Delusional Thomas2.Halo[Intro] Yo once again It's a riot better close the street[Verse1:] Pathologic ... the street[Verse1:] Pathological liar Went to my girlfriend's house and set her dog on fire Blamed it on her little brother got him sent to juvi Fucked her in the ... Told her everything would be alright just don't scream as I dismount Left the crib started searching for a discount Exorcist I need to get some help with this On ... o If Satan could accompany

21 9.Halo Delusional Thomas-Delusional Thomas9.Halo[Intro] Yo once again It's a riot better close the street[Verse1] Pathologic ... the street[Verse1] Pathological liar Went to my girlfriend's house and set her dog on fire Blamed it on her little brother got him sent to juvi Fucked her in the ... Told her everything would be alright just don't scream as I dismount Left the crib started searching for a discount Exorcist I need to get some help with this On ... o If

22 9.Diced Pineapples ause I've always been the best I'm making my shawty feel it till she feel it in her chest. Sex excellent get a hundred when I test I'm a fan o ... when I test I'm a fan of her talent so I've always been impressed. Sex in the city on my black side sheets Wet as hurricane Sandy on the Manhattan streets. Lid a few candles li ... you would swear she went to Yale. I wanna touch her not using my hands Make her dance without using the bands. C ... nce without using the bands.

23 3.Brooklyn Shit igga Anti weirdo chuck shit We representing the streets(PowederRRR) Verse(Troy Ave) Rappers want features but that ain't no swap nigga Pay me ... cker Im about my guap Im the talk of the city New Yorks savior My little brother can buy no jordans with favors Im blowin up Flex droppin bombs to this We ain't t ... gure out what comes next Im really living mines tryna figure out what comes next That freshman cover a major de ... That freshman cover a major deal jail or deat

24 1.geometry and theology Milo-Cavalcade1.geometry and theology[Ludwig Wittgenstein] A dog cannot lie neither can he be sincere A dog may be expecting his mas ... xioms Mistook a fax for remedial tediums It seems Ezekiel speaks to some My mind was hazy and numb And left hand gripped a clump of p ... left hand gripped a clump of palladium Saw the beast with the wings and the t ... beast with the wings and the talons The simple answer but it felt out of b ... le answer but it felt out of b(

25 1.Barroom Hitz Ted? OK. Alright fellas let's go! Oh kids benefit from Mozart Even if they think the dude's a dweeb uh huh With'Twinkle Twinkle's' words chan ... with the flag sing the National Anthem In his eyes an incredible song But the bar on the corner's where the poet and lawyer Named Francis Scott Key got that musi ... ic they're spoofing– and they all starting new things! Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah And the plan of attack is give'em Bible facts With reworded tunes from barroom hit ..

26 2.Barroom Hitz(Parody of'Ballroom Blitz') arody of'Ballroom Blitz') Are you ready Keith? Uh huh. Stanley? Yeah! Ted? OK. ... huh. Stanley? Yeah! Ted? OK. Alright fellas let's go! Oh kids benefit from Mozart Even if they think the dude's a dweeb uh huh With'Twinkle Twinkle's' words chan ... with the flag sing the National Anthem In his eyes an incredible song But the bar on the corner's where the poet and lawyer Named Francis Scott Key got that musi ... ic they're spoofing– and they all starting new thin

27 13.Butta Rice ith Criminal minded ain't no Boogie Down production niggaJust destruction no discussion In New York the only other big nigga running shit is m ... n' I'm headhuntin' Niggas act weird I get you niggas out of here Soprano shit c ... gas out of here Soprano shit call a hit Sip a beer by time I roll something you be in the trunk like a spare911 niggas in the drama frequent Think you Willie Dyna ... like the Lama speaks Subliminals don't bother me fuck y'all niggas hon

28 22.The Hard Part We ain't all built alike(built alike built alike) Only thing is(hard part hard part) when you put in that spot You can ask yourself What are you built for? Uh I'm getting read ... e in court together but not really(Why?) Cause I wasn't allowed to even look your way('member?) That's that paper work you filed right Can't communicate with the woman bearing my child rig ... idn't go down without a fight Always said that I wouldn't know what to do without y

29 4.My Shit cka Rucka ALI-Probably Racist4.My Shit Rucka's FAX Leave a message bitch! Seymour Schwartz Rucka it's Seymour Schwartz c ... Rucka it's Seymour Schwartz calling Listen I just saw your video on the internet Why do you have to be so nasty With your words! Making Fun of people! Why can't ... can't you be more like Wierd Al Yank-a-dick over there? He's very nice even for aJew.[Chorus] Rucka: RuckasNuckas for life I still run red lights Put my arm out ... and Oh yeah(dr

30 5.Webster's Revenge it Webby half robot call me General Grievous Tryina be a millionaire steppin' to Regis Killin' competitors I'll leave ya skeleton deep six Go too hard you can tell w ... I gotta quit smoking bogeys Real hip hop never quote the phonies USDA checked what you wrote's b ... SDA checked what you wrote's baloney Spaz on the track and show'em what I'm a do I'm a certified dude from my fitted to my shoes Makin' kissy faces at bitches lik ... you never head a dude that re(

31 1.Perform This Way Weird Al Yankovic-Alpocalypse1.Perform This Way作詞 Paul Blair Fernando Garibay Stefani GermanottaJeppe Breum Laursen ... GermanottaJeppe Breum Laursen Alfred Matthew Yankovic My mama told me when I was hatched Act like a superstar Save your ... ct like a superstar Save your allowance buy a bubble dress And someday you will go far Now on red carpets well I'm hard to miss The press follows everywhere I go ... elly bean'Cause every day is Hal

32 2.CNR Weird Al Yankovic-Alpocalypse2.CNR Charles Nelson Reilly was a mighty man The kind of man you'd never disrespect He stood eight feet t ... srespect He stood eight feet tall wore glasses and had a third nipple on the back of his neck He ate his own weight in co ... ck He ate his own weight in coal excreted diamonds everyday He could throw you down a flight of stairs but you still would love him anyway Yeah you know you'd lov ... the man unhinge his jaw

33 3.TMZ Weird Al Yankovic-Alpocalypse3.TMZ You're sort of famous a minor celebrity And so it only makes sense the world would be Obsessed with every single ... ey just might See something real embarrassing you do A bad hair day and sweat stained t-shirt That's the story that they're gonna feature With exclusive pics of y ... labby behind You think you're all alone but that's right when you'll find A bunch of paparazzi popping outta nowhere Cameras in yo

34 4.Skipper Dan Weird Al Yankovic-Alpocalypse4.Skipper Dan I starred in every high school play Blew every drama teacher away I graduated first in my class atJuilli ... paid my dues And got phenomenal rave reviews I knew the world was gonna love me without a doubt I was sure that Tarantino would be c ... sure that Tarantino would be callin' me on the phone Annie Leibovitz would shoot me for Rolling Stone But the years have come and gone And I'm sorry to say that's ..

35 5.Craigslist Weird Al Yankovic-Alpocalypse5.Craigslist Whoa yeah! You've got a65 Chevy M ... a yeah! You've got a65 Chevy Malibu With automatic drive a custom paint job too I'll trade you for my old wheelbarrow And a slightly-used sombrero And I'll even t ... quick glance Saturday at the mall I never took a chance never approached you at ... hance never approached you at all You were a blonde half-Asian with a bad case of gas I was wearin' red Speedos

36 6.Party In The CIA Weird Al Yankovic-Alpocalypse6.Party In The CIA I moved out to Langely recently With a plain and simple dream Wanna infiltrate some third-world pla ... I'm feeling nervous but I'm really kinda wishing For another undercover mission That's when the red ... r mission That's when the red alert came on the radio And I put my earpiece on Got my dark sunglasses on And I had my weapon drawn So I get my handcuffs my cyanid ... es like yeah And then I rised (

37 7.Ringtone Weird Al Yankovic-Alpocalypse7.Ringtone Once not very long ago I was respected I was popular(popular ooh) But now I hang my head in shame(ahh ooh) ... ne now what I was thinking at all(What was I thinking?) My friends all stare at me whenever I get a call Well everybody(everybody) Everybody(everybody) Everybody in the world re ... ody) Everybody in the world really hates my ringtone When my phone goes off at work I look like the biggest j

38 8.Another Tattoo Weird Al Yankovic-Alpocalypse8.Another Tattoo Beautiful tats ... her Tattoo Beautiful tats all over my back Makes me so proud I'm gonna shout it out loud I got another tattoo baby(Yeah na-na-na'nother tattoo babe) Another t ... ) No part of me's blank I'm really ink-obsessed It's like a art show the moment that I get undressed At every job interview they're just so impressed'Cause I got ... just so impressed'Cause I got all my ex-wives on

39 9.If That Isn't Love Weird Al Yankovic-Alpocalypse9.If That Isn't Love Ooh yeah Oh I'm your shelter from the storm You'll know I'll ... om the storm You'll know I'll always have your back I'll even let you warm your freezing hands inside my butt crack I never get out my leaf blower when Oprah is o ... hen we're at parties I don't talk about your spastic bladder When you're cleaning the gutters on the roof I hold the ladder And if that isn't love If that isn't l ... blam

40 10.Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me Weird Al Yankovic-Alpocalypse10.Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me Oh the sand keeps f ... To Me Oh the sand keeps falling through the hourglass And there's no way you're going to slow it down You say we gotta treasure each moment Who knows how lon ... s why ya wasting mine Cuz I'm always reading Always deleting Every useless piece of garbage that you send my way Every stupid hoax ... send my way Every stupid hoax All those corny jokes

41 11.Whatever You Like Weird Al Yankovic-Alpocalypse11.Whatever You Like作詞 Clifford HarrisJames Scheffer David Siegel K.v. Washington Hey girl you know our economy's in t ... n ice And we can clip coupons all night And baby you can have whatever you like if you like I said you can have whatever you like if you like Yeah Take you out fo ... h Baby you should know I am really quite a sweet guy When I buy you bathroom tissue I ... n I buy you bathroom tissue I alway

42 16.WackJuice uice[Talking Intro Ant'Flave' Black] Ayo Celph it's a lot of wack shit goin' on man Lot of muthafuckas drippin' with wack juice and ... drippin' with wack juice and all that Bitch ass muthafuckin' garbage music on the internet Niggas wearin' tight jeans and mohawks? Like my boy Hov said I don't w ... fan mail you write spam mail All about your CD that for some reason just can't sell I wonder why is that? Is your flow not hard? Lyrics ain't on point? Productio ... eck'em

43 7.Some Of My Best Friends Are Meat Eaters Antillectual-Start From Scratch!7.Some Of My Best Friends Are Meat Eaters“It's dead ... Are Meat Eaters“It's dead already”“As if you make a difference”“You don't know what you're missing”“It's in our nature” Inconsistency g ... in our nature” Inconsistency galore Bullfights nay slaughtering OK? Double standards the norm Fur pelts nay leather jackets OK? Let's get this done Take the next ... mancipate Beware of sliding scales and slippery

44 18.The Confession Booth time Nas talked that pistol and glove By the time Pac was offici ... ove By the time Pac was official the Thug He showed me love he told me his favorite was... Basic Instruction Before Leaving Earth(B.I.B.L.E.) He told me he loved ... play cool Told Ra I didn't really want it I was cool just being a fan;'Liquid Swords' was comingJudge wisely Basic Instruction my introduction it's on[Killah Pri ... essons What sparked'Heavy Mental' was very simple It's what I been thru

45 10.Arab Money the new talk Let's get straight to it c'mon! La ilaha illa ... ht to it c'mon! La ilaha illa Allah ha la ili hay yo Hili b'Allah hey hili bay yo We getting Arab money We getting Arab money H ... money We getting Arab money Hala sheiki ha lini falla Mili ha lan shi inni mala We getting Arab money We getting Arab money Now there ain't no way that you can kill a beast dead I got Middle East women and Mi ... hook in Arabic La ilaha illa Allah ha la ili

46 6.The Moon -Thought Balloon Mushroom Cloud6.The Moon feat. C-Rayz W ... >6.The Moon feat. C-Rayz Walz Masta Ace&'Weird Al' Yankovic[Verse1:Masta Ace] By the light of the silvery you'll be dead like chiv ... lvery you'll be dead like chivalry If you don't watch your back while making that delivery Cause the cat with the fiddle got a band of thieves And if he run up in ... y bagged it up and brought it all to me that night And the little dog laugh just to see

47 11.MC Lars's Facebook Friend Count> Your Facebook Friend Count -The Digital Gangster11.MC Lars's Facebook Friend Count> Your Facebook Friend Count Doc Pop MC Lars knows a lot of people These are so ... ple These are some of them in alphabetical order MC Lars I know Alias from Anticon Atom and His Package Tommy Av ... Atom and His Package Tommy Avalone Nitty Gritty make it happen I know Beefy and Chris B ... appen I know Beefy and Chris Ballew From POT USA check my reel it's true I toured with Max I'm friends wit

48 1.Ricky Weird Al Yankovic-W.A.Y1.Ricky R Hey Lucy I'm home L Oh Ricky you're so fine L You're so fine you blow my mind L Hey Ricky hey Ric ... fine L: You play your bongos all the time L: Hey Ricky hey Ricky R: Oh Lucy you're so fine R: How I love tyo hear you whine R: Hey Lucy L: Hey Ricky L: You ... Hey Lucy L: Hey Ricky L: You always play your conga drums you think you got the right L: You wake up little Ricky in the middle of the night L: Stop shakin' your ... R:

49 2.Gotta Boogie Weird Al Yankovic-W.A.Y2.Gotta Boogie Gotta boogie Gotta boogie(gotta boogie) Gotta boogie on my finger and I can't shake it off W ... n' to the music I was feelin' alright I was burning up the floor like

50 3.I Love Rocky Road Weird Al Yankovic-W.A.Y3.I Love Rocky Road I hear those ice cream bells and I start to drool Keep a couple quarts in my locker at ... road So won't ya go and buy half a gallon baby I love rocky road So have another triple scoop with me ow They tell me ice cream junkies are ... tell me ice cream junkies are all the same All the soda jerkers know my name When their supply is gone Then I'll be movin' on But I'll be back on Monday afternoon you'll see

51 4.Buckingham Blues Weird Al Yankovic-W.A.Y4.Buckingham Blues Gonna tell you a story About Chuck and Diane Couple British kids from The p ... Couple British kids from The palace at Buckingham Chuckie wants to grow up And be a polo star And ride his little horsies ... r And ride his little horsies All around the backyard oh yeah You know they re ... kyard oh yeah You know they really paid their dues I said hey lawdy mama They got them Buckingham blues Now Chuckie goes hunting

52 5.Happy Birthday Weird Al Yankovic-W.A.Y5.Happy Birthday Happy birthday Happy birthday to you Happy birthday Happy birthday to you Well it's time t ... it won't be long before we're all gonna die Happy birthday Happy birthday to you Happy birthday Happy birthday to you Well what's the matter little friend you thi ... Their finger's on the button all they need is an excuse It doesn't take a military genius to see We'll ... military genius to see We'll all be crispy critte

53 6.Stop Draggin' My Car Around Weird Al Yankovic-W.A.Y6.Stop Draggin' My Car Around Had to park my car for just five minutes I had to go inside to use the phone ... I had to chase that tow truck all over town yellin' Stop draggin' my... Stop draggin' my car around Took my baby to the loc ... around Took my baby to the local disco I was jumpin' like a maniac But then the owner came and pulled me off the floor Then he he took me to his little office in ... ffice in the back He said'I real(!

54 7.My Bologna Weird Al Yankovic-W.A.Y7.My Bologna Ooh my little hungry one hungry one Open up a package of my bologna Ooh I think the toast is d ... at it up Such a tasty snack I always eat too much then throw up But I'll soon be back for my my my yi yi woo M-m-m-my bologna Spreadin' on the mustard now show me ... at it up Such a tasty snack I always eat too much then throw up But I'll soon be back for my my my yi yi woo M-m-m-my bologna(belch) Goin' to the market now marke ..

55 8.The Check's In The Mail Weird Al Yankovic-W.A.Y8.The Check's In The Mail Well hey how ya doin' have a seat have a drink Boy it's good to see you what can ... to you soon But don't try to call me I'll be in a meeting every afternoon For a year maybe longer keep in touch Thanks for dropping by and have a nice day The che ... ow what I mean) My girl will call your girl We'll talk we'll do lunch Or leave a message on my machine So baby won't you sign on the dotted line I'm gonna make

56 9.Another One Rides The Bus Weird Al Yankovic-W.A.Y9.Another One Rides The Bus(parody of Queen's Another One Bites the Dust) Riding in the bus down the boulev ... a locker room There was junk all over the floor We're already packed in like sardines But we're stopping to pick up more look out Another one rides the bus Another one rides the bus Anot ... ng a contact lens I think my wallet's gone And I think this bus is st

57 10.I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead Weird Al Yankovic-W.A.Y10.I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead I don't care about your karma I don't care about what's hip No space cadet' ... he smell of incense I don't really like to jog NoJoni Mitchell8-tracks in my car(oooh) I hate anything organic Even he ... hate anything organic Even health food makes me sick You won't catch me sipping Perrier Down in some sushi bar I tell you Now's the time to go for ... you Now's the time to go for all the gusto you ca

58 11.Such A Groovy Guy Weird Al Yankovic-W.A.Y11.Such A Groovy Guy I got my ... uch A Groovy Guy I got my alligator boots I wear my pants skin tight I wear my dark sunglasses in the middle of the night And when I look in the mirror I'm-a ... at you can see And everyone's always trying to hang around with me They tell me I'm the greatest and it's hard to disagree'Cause I'm so perfect in every way And I ... decide to tie you up with dental floss I'll make you wear a harness a

59 12.Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung Weird Al Yankovic-W.A.Y12.Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung I visit Mr. Frump in the hospit ... visit Mr. Frump in the hospital I see him most every day And when I see Mr. Frump in his iron lung This is what I hear him say(deep breathing) Y'know Mr. Frump i ... ver tells me lies and best of all He never disagrees I bring him cand

60 7.Una Noche一晚(西班牙文) r por que al fin me llegue; Quiero su amor una noche. El verbo de mi amor no lo expreso aun; está sin conjugar no ha podido hablar. La noche q ... ? Si rogar o implorar por que al fin me llegue; Quiero su amor una noche. Tengo un nido que está tibio que nunca vió el amanecer. En mis manos una estrella que só ... ? Si rogar o implorar por que al fin me llegue; Quiero su amor¿Qué hacer qué ofrecer? Si rogar o implorar por que ... ? Si rogar o implorar por que al fi

61 1.White& Nerdy Weird Al Yankovic-Straight Outta Lynwood1.White& Nerdy They see me mowin' My front lawn I know they're ... My front lawn I know they're all thinking I'm so White N' nerdy Think I'm just too white n' nerdy Think I'm just too white n' nerdy Can't you see I'm white n' ne ... The gangsters But so far they all think I'm too white n' nerdy Think I'm just too white n' nerdy Think I'm just too white n' nerdy I'm just too white n' nerdy We ... just too white n' nerdy

62 2.Pancreas Weird Al Yankovic-Straight Outta Lynwood2.Pancreas Yankovic-Pancreas Oooh oooh oooh ee-oooh oooh oooh Ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh-oooh ... ahh ahh-oooh oooh Oooooh I'm always thinkin''bout it I don't know what I'd do without it I love I re ... I'd do without it I love I really love My pancreas My spleen just doesn't matter Don't re ... n just doesn't matter Don't really care about my bladder But I don't leave home without My pancreas My pancreas is ... ut My

63 3.Canadian Idiot Weird Al Yankovic-Straight Outta Lynwood3.Canadian Idiot Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey ... hosehead? I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed They all live on donuts and moose meat And they leave the house without packing heat Never even bring their guns to the m ... even bring their guns to the mall And you know what else is too funny? Their stupid Monopoly money Can't take'em seriously at ... ey Can't take'em

64 4.I'll Sue Ya Weird Al Yankovic-Straight Outta Lynwood4.I'll Sue Ya I sued Taco Bell'Cause I ate h ... I sued Taco Bell'Cause I ate half a million Chalupas And I got fat! I sued Panasonic They never said I shouldn't use their microwave To dry off my cat Huh I sued Earthlink'Cause ... Huh I sued Earthlink'Cause I called them up N' they had the nerve to put me on hold I sued Starbucks'Cause I spilled a Frappucino in my lap And brrr it was cold! ... d! I sued Toys'R'Us'Ca

65 5.Polkarama Weird Al Yankovic-Straight Outta Lynwood5.Polkarama Let's get it started(ha) Let's get it started in here Let's get it started(ha) ... d of sound To show you how it all began Birds came flying from the underground If you could see it then you'd understand And we'll ... en you'd understand And we'll all float on ok And we'll all float on alright Already we'll all float on Now don't you worry we'll all float on Alright... Feel g

66 6.Virus Alert Weird Al Yankovic-Straight Outta Lynwood6.Virus ... ight Outta Lynwood6.Virus Alert Hey everyone listen up your attention if you please Re ... our attention if you please Really want to give you a warning'Cause I found out this morning'Bout a dangerous insidious comuter virus If you should get any mail w ... f anyone related to you Virus alert! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt Forward this message on to everybody Soon very soon it will make

67 7.Confessions Part III Weird Al Yankovic-Straight Outta Lynwood7.Confessions Part III Watch this These are my confessionsJust when I thought I said ... onsJust when I thought I said all I could say I came up up with more secrets to tell you today These are my confessions Slip my mind the last two times Silly me s ... he's having my kid That's not all now I recall more you see so I'll give you part three of my confessions Now this is gonna be the hardest thing I ever had to do Go

68 8.Weasel Stomping Day Weird Al Yankovic-Straight Outta Lynwood8.Weasel Stomping Day Faces filled with joy and cheer What a magic ... ith joy and cheer What a magical time of year Howdy Ho! It's Weasel Stomping Day Put your Viking helmet on Spread that mayonaisse on the lawn Don't you know it's ... know it's Weasel Stomping Day All the little girls and boys Love that wonderful crunching noise You'll know what this day's about When you stomp a weasel's guts r ... asel's guts right out

69 9.Close But No Cigar Weird Al Yankovic-Straight Outta Lynwood9.Close But No CigarJillian was her name She was sweeter than aspartame Her kisses reconfi ... t in every way Except she was always using the word'infer' When she obviously meant'imply' And I know some guys would put up with that kind of thing But frankly I ... e Manson about her She got me all choked up like Momma Cass She had a smile so incredibly radiant You had to watch it through a piece of smoked glass I thought af ..

70 10.Do I Creep You Out Weird Al Yankovic-Straight Outta Lynwood10.Do I Creep You Out I know that you Don't know me very well We've barely met But I can s ... hair Sometimes I drool And usually I stare My precious one I saved that gum That you threw in the garbage You're the one I dream about But the only question with ... my mouth Do I creep you out? Call you every night and hang up Gonna c

71 11.Trapped In The Drive-Thru Weird Al Yankovic-Straight Outta Lynwood11.Trapped In The Drive-Thru Seven O'Clock in the evening Watchin somethin' stupid on TV I ... ted to ring Now who could be callin' me? Well I checked my caller ID It was just cousin Larry Callin' for the third time today... My wife said'Let it go to voicemail.' I said'OK.''Where were we? Oh Dinner Right So what d'ya wan ... ...' I don't feel like gettin all dressed up And eatin' expensive food She's says'Olive

72 12.Don't Download This Song Weird Al Yankovic-Straight Outta Lynwood12.Don't Download This Song Once in a while Maybe you will feel the urge. To break into na ... the urge. To break into national copyright law By downloading mp3s From file sharing sites Like morphous or grogster or limewire or kazza. But deep in your Heart. ... t scar Cause you start out stealing songs Then you're robbing liquor stores And selling Crack And running over school kids with your car So Don't Download This So ..

73 5.GumbyJaws Lament ment('Weird' Al Yankovic- accordion) I've never really understood Why my family hated me But I know they did ... hated me But I know they did All of them. Right from the start. I never had many friends of my own We moved a lot We had to My mother was ment ... t We had to My mother was mentally ill And she would start fires in nurseries So we had to move a lot. I never graduated from school I just stopped going after th ... pushups And this fat homosexual(

74 5.Pop Shots(Remix) I had a talent To get this crack cooked cause I took it as a ch ... cooked cause I took it as a challenge So older niggas gave me much as I can handle Copped the Eagle started jackin with the green New B ... ed jackin with the green New Balance shit I'm feelin clean I was only thirteen With the heavy starch on my Bugle BoyJeans My name spelled out on my four finger ri ... u ain't heard you fuckin with Weird Al Yankovich Brook-nam bangers See y'all niggas sti

75 1.A Complicated Song Weird Al Yankovic-Poodle Hat1.A Complicate ... >作詞 Scott Alspach Lauren Christy Graham Edwards Avril Ramona Lavigne ... Edwards Avril Ramona Lavigne Weird Al Yankovic Uh huh extra cheese Uh huh uh huh save a piece for me Pizza party at your house I went just to check it out Nineteen ext ... ame no one cameJust us eatin' all alone You said'Take the pizza home No sense lettin' ... e pizza home No sense lettin' all this go to waste' So the

76 2.Angry White Boy Polka Weird Al Yankovic-Poodle Hat2.Angry White Boy Polka Cut my life into pieces This is my last resort Suffocation no breathing Don't ... ld tell me I'm fine Nothing's all right nothing is fine I'm running and a-crying Wake up(Wake up) Grab a brush and put a little make-up Hide the scars to fade awa ... ere come here) You know you really oughta(Come here come here come here) Move out to C ... here come here) Move out to California Do what I want'cause I can I

77 3.Bob Weird Al Yankovic-Poodle Hat3.Bob作詞 Alfred Matthew Yankovic I man am regal A German am I Never odd or even If I had a hi-fi Madam I'm Adam Too hot to hoot No lemons no melon Too bad I hid a boot Lisa Bonn ... at egg under a dog Go hang a salami I'm a lasagna ho

78 4.Couch Potato Weird Al Yankovic-Poodle Hat4.Couch Potato Look If you had One shot To sit on your lazy butt And watch ... t on your lazy butt And watch all the TV you ever wanted Until your brain turned to mush Would you go for it? Or just let it slip? Yo Remote is ready Eyes wide p ... Yo Remote is ready Eyes wide palms are sweaty There's Flintstones on the TV ... There's Flintstones on the TV already Wilma'n' Betty No virgin to channel surfin' And I'm HD-ready So I fl

79 5.Hardware Store Weird Al Yankovic-Poodle Hat5.Hardware Store[sound effects from tools] Nothin' ever(ever) happens in this town Feelin' low down(do ... screws' Since then I've been walking on air(air) I can barely brush my teeth or comb my hair'Cause I'm so excited and I re ... 'Cause I'm so excited and I really don't care I've been waiting since lastJune For this day to fin ... e lastJune For this day to finally arrive I'm so happy(happy) now just to be ... o happy(happy)

80 6.Ode To A Superhero Weird Al Yankovic-Poodle Hat6.Ode To A Superhero Peter Parker was pitiful Couldn't have been any shyer MaryJane still wouldn't not ... Peter crawls over everyone's walls And he's swingin' all over town La li la li de da La la li le la da dum Sling us a web you're the Spider-Man Sling us a web tonight'Cause we're ... us a web tonight'Cause we're all in the mood for a hero now And there's evil doers to fight Now Harry the rich kid's a friend of his Who horn

81 7.Party at the Leper Colony Weird Al Yankovic-Poodle Hat7.Party at the ... ony作詞 Alfred Matthew Yankovic Finger food and an ice cold cake It won't cost you an arm and a leg Dance ... st you an arm and a leg Dance all night to a rotten band Come on people let's give'em a hand Well Saturday night it's the place to be Everybody cut footloose with ... ty and young She was quite a talker till the cat got her tongue She oozed up beside me I turned on my charm Ooh pretty soon she was co

82 8.Trash Day Weird Al Yankovic-Poodle Hat8.Trash Day It's rotten So rotten here So rotten Oh It was like the last day before trash day My place ... and greasy old bacon Throw it all on top of the mess I been makin' Wife's so mad she starts to shakin' Leaky bag'n' now that girl is gaggin' She's naggin''I need ... ake ya wanna throw up Look at all this garbage I keep generatin'(Come on) I sit around ... eratin'(Come on) I sit around all day and watch it biodegradin' Bet

83 9.Wanna B Ur Lovr Weird Al Yankovic-Poodle Hat9.Wanna B Ur L ... ovr作詞 Alfred Matthew Yankovic I don't have a library card But do you mind if I check you out? I like your skelet ... ck you out? I like your skeletal structure baby You're an Ectomorph no doubt Your face is re ... morph no doubt Your face is real symmetrical And your nostrils are so nice I wish that I was cross-eyed girl So I could see you twice Girl you smell like fritos That's why I' ... nderwear I'

84 10.Why Does This Always Happen To Me? Weird Al Yankovic-Poodle Hat10.Why Does ThAlways Happen To Me? I was watching my TV one night when they broke in with a speci ... hen they broke in with a special report About dsome devistating earthquake in Peru There were thirty thousand crushed to death even more were buried ... o death even more were buried alive On the Richter scale it measured8.2 And I said'God please answer me one question?''Why'd they have to interrupt'The Simpsons' just for

85 11.eBay Weird Al Yankovic-Poodle Hat11.eBay Yeah A used... pink bathrobe A rare... mint snowglobe A Smurf... TV tray I bought on eBay My h ... rock) Tell me why(I got that Alf alarm clock) Tell me why(I bid on Shatner's old toupee) They had it on eBay I'll buy... your knick-knackJust check... my feedback'A+ ... eck... my feedback'A++!' they all say They love me on eBay Gonna buy(a slightly-damaged golf bag) Gonna buy(some Beanie Babies new with tag)(From some guy)

86 12.Genious In France Weird Al Yankovic-Poodle Hat12.Genious In France I'm not the brightest crayon in the box Everyone says I'm dumber than a bag of ro ... the Mademoiselles see me they all swoon and shriek They dig my mystique they say I'm c'est magnifique When I'm in Par-ee I'm the chic-est of the chic They love my ... few fries short of a happy meal I couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel Instructions on the heel Instructions on the heel But when I'm ..

87 1.We're in a Parody Band hat We're all four guys with many dreams But God can help you focus these things Music lyrics we rewrite As long as we can take a tune and sho ... t style We'll tell you part's Weird Al The other part's Billy Graham Four A

88 2.Just Another Day in Parodies r my last album my accountant Said I owed about a hundred thousand In leg ... bout a hundred thousand In legal bills retainer fees Wish everybody'd stop suin' me'Cause ... erybody'd stop suin' me'Cause all I did was take a hit song Swear I didn't know it When I rewrote it That I was doing anything wrong Well if Phil Vassar's mad at ... ll see but I won't get any royalties Still I ask my label pretty please For just another day in parodies I'm a big star new cars Never

89 10.All ApologetiX ked10.All ApologetiX Weird al should agree; it's all a parody. someone else could've made every song we played. what if you don't like lines the band rewrites? what else do you need ... n is it wrong? is it wrong? really? really? writing music that's new is easier to do. but that's not the go ... r to do. but that's not the goal; let me save some souls. i change all the names. i can see no shame. then someone to me will turn(and say) don't

90 16.Back Stage Passes d of journalist follow me around? Come on in the bathroom Now you wanna see how keith acts at home C ... a see how keith acts at home Call your girlfriends Now you wanna see the way i p-i-s-s Beggin me to get a magic marker to sign my name on your back You're very yo ... ! You're excited girls lookin all around Back stage! you're excited.. back stage passes! You're excited stop lookin ... s! You're excited stop lookin all around Back stage! you're excited..[kool keith]

91 16.Throwdown2000 詞 Dominic Aldridge Dominique Aldridge Artis Ivey Artis L.Jr. Ivey SethJustman Are you ready to throw down? Yes we are! Well get on down like you're'posed to And ... If there be a dope beat then all y'all see Get up out your seat and let me see yo technique Freak yo physique and you betta not compete Make it hot and sweaty like twe ... gs while you go to sleep I steal money from the rich and give it to the poor It's Coolio loco the ghetto witch doctor superhero

92 1.The Alternative Polka Weird Al Yankovic-Bad Hair Day1.The Alternative Polka'Loser' by Beck Soy un perdidor I'm a loser baby So why don't you kill me? Soy un perdidor I'm a loser baby So ... ome Here I come I come I come'All I Wanna Do' by Sheryl Crow All I wanna do is have some fun I gotta feeling I'm not the only one ... feeling I'm not the only one All I wanna do is have some fun I gotta feeling I'm not the only one ... feeling I'm not the only one All I wanna

93 2.Amish Paradise Weird Al Yankovic-Bad Hair Day2.Amish Paradise As I w ... br>2.Amish Paradise As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain I take a look at my wife and re ... take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain But that's just perfect for an Amish like me You know I shun fancy things like electricity At430 in the morni ... rd on my chin But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine Then tonight we're gonna party like it's1699 We

94 3.Everything You Know is Wrong Weird Al Yankovic-Bad Hair Day3.Everything You Know is Wrong I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane With a rabid wolverine ... in Louie? Is it Bob orJoe or Walter? Could it be Bill orJim or Ed or Bernie or Steve?' I probably would have kept on guessing But about that time we crashed into ... ing bleeding there on the asphalt Finally I recognize the face of my hibachi aler Who takes off his prosthetic lips and tells me Everything you know is w

95 4.I'm So Sick of You Weird Al Yankovic-Bad Hair Day4.I'm So Sick of You You tell a joke and forget the punchline Why you ... forget the punchline Why you always wastin' my time? Hey baby trust me you just disgust me Your hair's a mess and your make-up's crusty I don't know too many fem ... usty I don't know too many females Who make a habit of biting their toenails Wo every time you c ... r toenails Wo every time you call you drive me up the wall Honey just the sight of

96 5.The Night Santa Went Crazy Weird Al Yankovic-Bad Hair Day5.The Night Santa Went Crazy Down in the workshop ... razy Down in the workshop all the elves were makin' toys For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys When the boss busted in nearly scared'em h ... s busted in nearly scared'em half to death Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo Like a bi ... in his eye'Merry Christmas to all now you're

97 6.Phony Calls Weird Al Yankovic-Bad Hair Day6.Phony Calls Mom and dad are goin' out for the evening And you're stuck inside the house ... you're stuck inside the house all alone That's when you decided it might be fun to harass someone Di ... ht be fun to harass someone Dial a random number up on your telephone You ask if their refrigerator is running Then you tell'em they should go out and catch it Bu ... r figured out where you were callin''em from They'd

98 7.I Remember Larry Weird Al Yankovic-Bad Hair Day7.I Remember Larry Say do you remember that guy Larry next door Well he ... t guy Larry next door Well he always was the neighborhood clown Like the time he pulled my pants off And he took those color pictures And posted copies ... or pictures And posted copies all over town Or the time that he dumped toxic waste on my lawn Or those wacky prank phone c ... n Or those wacky prank phone calls from midnight till dawn What a craz

99 8.Gump Weird Al Yankovic-Bad Hair Day8.Gump Gump sat ... ir Day8.Gump Gump sat alone on a bench in the park'My name is Forrest' he'd casu ... 'My name is Forrest' he'd casually remark Waitin' for the bus with his hands in his pockets He just kept sayin' life is like a box of chocolates He's Gump he's Gu ... elebrity He toldJFK that he really had to pee He never feels too dumb because His mom ... eels too dumb because His mom always told him stupid

100 9.Callin' in Sick Weird Al Yankovic-Bad Hair Day9.Callin' in Sick Hit my snooze alarm for the27th timeJust don't feel like goin' to work- I think I'll c ... goin' to work- I think I'll call my boss then I'm Gonna hack and cough and wheeze Swear I've got some strange disease What's that little twerp gonna say? Hey I'm ... tle twerp gonna say? Hey I'm callin' in sick today Callin' in sick today I could shine my pennies or clean my lava lamp I could spend ... an m