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Carole King
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Short Mort
Well the district of the Rhine-Ruhr Is diverse with tall and short And should you visit there You'll wanna be prepared For a dwarf named Mighty Mort
Now Mortie's rather scrappy You see he stands 'bout two foot four All the Altstadt ladies call him kneecap lover All the mens just call him squirt
Well he's short, short Mighty Mort The shortest dwarf in all Düsseldorf Shorter than a young Dauchhound And quicker than a prarie dog
Now Mortie he's a drinker And he likes his Altbier cool And he likes to pick a pocket clean In back of drunken people's stools He's got his tiny lederhosen He's got his green felt hat on fine He got a 1mil. Luger for a pocket shooter He got a thimble for a stein
Well he's short, short Mighty Mort 更多更详尽歌词 在 ※ Mojim.com 魔镜歌词网 The shortest dwarf in all Düsseldorf Shorter than a young Dauchhound And quicker than a prarie dog
Well Friday 'bout a week ago Mortie's sucking suds And on the ledge of the bar Leaned a chap named Otis Who wore some fancy duds Well he snuck up right behind him But a scuffle soon enued And Mighty Mort got a whoopin For touchin' the ass of an English dude
Well he's short, short Mighty Mort The shortest dwarf in all Düsseldorf Shorter than a young Dauchhound And quicker than a prarie dog
Well the whole bar started laughin' And when they pulled the two apart Mortie looked like a wienerschnitzel In a bowl full of sauerkraut
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