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J-Zone
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Gadget Ho
[Intro]
[Female] How come you didn't text me back? [J-Zone] Becuase I didn't know you were still alive [Female] That's no excuse, you STILL should have texted me back [J-Zone] You dumb broad, are you inept? I told you I don't text
Fuck all that textin'. Yo Zone, what [???]you at? Gadget hoes, man
Shit...
[Verse] I'm in the club Fuckin' with models, poppin' bottles, getting jiggy with it
Stop lyin
Hell no. None of the above I ain't getting no love because Every woman in here is fucking with a cell phone
No mingling, no dancing, no macking at all Just gadget hoes wanting photos for their Facebook walls
[Female] I don't mean to bother you...
[J-Zone] Then for the rest of the night Every fucking five minutes asking me to play photographer
Because if I take pictures of these bitches all night long And when the night's up and I want my dick sucked, I'm wrong?
[Female] (That's ?? rude)
[J-Zone] Are you a woman or a goddamned speak-and-spell?
[Speak and Spell] OMG LOL
[J-Zone] Gadget hoes, everywhere I go. Even the gym Texting 'LMFAO's, tying up the leg press On the stationary bike. Pedal faster Bitch, go back to level 2 That's why you ain't lost no weight yet
At IHOP an hour later, Instagram it: Bacon Asking all your Facebook friends:
[Female] 'Should I do it?'
[J-Zone] A disgrace. Been at the gym five years. Still fat But you've got enough [???], may as well stuff your face
And the fellas ain't no better Half these men grown Bitch put 'em in the friend zone They still go and text 'em Put some bass in your voice, nigga Your're 30 and in the zone 6'8', 350 and you're texting the bitch emoticons? When God was handing out dicks, he forgot you And if he was still living, Barry White would have shot you What a disgrace, [???][???]crew I got fish in my fish tank tougher than you And I hate it so much, I'm gonna start giving stitches To the niggas that's texting like bitches Texting while they're driving gadget hoes, getting tickets And if your phone had a hole, you'd probably put your dick in it
Fuck no I ain't taking no pictures Fuck no I ain't texting you back Fuck no I don't respond to emoticons You text me and afterwards you get slapped
Hell no I ain't kidding man Next time I see six girls in the club coming up to me with the camera phone Saying 'Can you take this picture for us?' for the Facebook wall Just to let you know, I'm fuckin' every girl in the photo
For all you dudes out there who be in the friend zone Still texting these girls smailey faces and emoticons: How does it feel to look in the mirror and know that you're a fucking punk?
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