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Andrea Martin
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He Vas My Boyfriend
Love comes when you least suspect it, Love dances in on a whim, I thought maybe I could direct it, But I never expected... A guuy like him.
He was a bully und a brute, He vas as crazy as a coot, Still I didn't give a hoot, He vas my boyfriend!
With ev'ry voman he vould flirt, He alvays treated me like dirt, But I vas happy to be hurt, He vas my boyfriend!
I vas as pure as a virgin meadow, Lying with Vicotr in the gloam. Then he turned to me, that charmer, whispered, 'Let's Play farmer.' And plowed me 'til the cows came home!
He vas a monster and a beast, His midnight bangings never ceased, It didn't faze me in the least, He vas my boyfriend!
I'll never forget the first time I met Victor. It vas On the village green, At the annual bock beer festival, where every beer cost 更多更详尽歌词 在 ※ Mojim.com 魔镜歌词网 A bock. I vas an innocent young lamb and he was a dirty old Goat. Ve vere made for each other. All of a sudden, he took out his paraphernalia and Shouted, 'Let's play croquet!', and off to the field ve vent. He carried his hoops and mallets and I carried his Balls. What a festival! Fun and games all day long. Archery, Badminton, potato sack. Victor won the three-legged race... all by himself. It Vas love at first sight.
He vas the one I gave my heart to, But ve never wed even so, If I mentioned wedlock, He'd put me in a headlock!
Vhen I asked to be his wife, He stabbed me with a kitchen knife, Ach, where did the good times go?
If he had an angry fit, I vas the first thing that he'd hit, But I didn't give a shit...
He vas my boyfriend!
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