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Nice Peter
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Porn Star
I shaved ma' balls today! Standing backwards in the mirror. Freddy told me:Be saticfied and stay right where you are. But I'm moving to LA. My mind, it's getting clearer, I packed my bags up, and hitched a ride. I'm gonna be a porn star. Alright! My self-esteem got kicked outta' bed! She walked out of my life and left me dead. I stayed up all night feelin' blue, and I did what any lonely guy would do. Popped in my copy of Butt Pirates 3! And the captain looked just a little bit like. me. and as he went fishing with his rod, Well I got me a good idea for a job, I'm gonna be a porn star. Yeah yeah, gonna have with girls for money, yeah yeah, I'm gonna get layed everyday, I'm gonna wax my professional ass, while I am bringing in the cash. Gonna be a porn star. Soon as I made my decision, I started working on my erection. I knew I couldn't let myself fall, even with the camera man, next to my balls (please don't poke them). 更多更详尽歌词 在 ※ Mojim.com 魔镜歌词网 I had to look my best, so I cut my hair and shaved my chest, I am not as handsome as can be, but I know I'm better looking than, Ron Jeremy, I'ma gonna be a Porn Star, Yeah yeah, gonna have sex with girls for money, yeah yeah, I'm gonna get laid every day, I'm gonna stroke my ding on fling, I am shouting out cha-ching! I haven't told my mama yet, 'cos I know she'll probably be upset, maybe she'll never know the truth, her youngest son is featured in the 25 cent porn arcade booth with a chick with one tooth and he's kissing and he's licking and he's looking like a real porn star. Yeah Yeah. I'd like to have sex with girls for money, a porn star, I'd like to get paid everyday. you can check me on the door, I staring in Butt Pirates 4! Yeah! I'm never looking back, at the world behind my shoulder, Freddy told me be saticfied and stay right where you are. BUT I' M PRETTY FUCKING HAPPY NOW! I get a paycheck for my boner! I wake up everyday and look outside and say, ' Damn, I'm a porn star, porn star' Yeah! This one brought tears to my eyes. thank you Peter for bring this beautiful peice of music into the world. love me xxxxxx
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