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Pressure Washer
I'm a real guy I like real guy things
Like boats and guns and onion rings
But household chores need a power resolution
I went to the store and purchased the solution
I got a pressure washer I like it a lot
'Cause it makes cleaning destructive
Now I blow away the dirt and obliterate the muck
I pressure wash my fence and my couch and my truck
Nothing's dirty in the house though things are a little damp
My cat's clean now even though it's bald
It's fur is in a corner of my neighbour's yard
I've got a new kid but diapers aren't a problem
I pressure washed his butt he'll never pee on me again
I got a pressure washer (He likes it a lot)
I got a pressure washer (He cleaned up the tot)
Sure I may be squirting water but in my head
I'm a sergeant with a flamethrower spewing out death
I've got 2000 psi of awesome killing force
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Look out commies, here comes Mike Rambo
With his 50 mm pressure washer look at him go
Jehovah's witnesses come and shake my hand
I pressure washed their literature and now they understand
I got a pressure washer
One day I was out pressure washing my lawn
My neighbour came home with a big smile on
He pulled out a brand new
Gas powered
Turbo charged
90 gauge
Super mega mega mega washer
With a DVD drive
Damn IT!!!
I need a bigger pressure washer (he needs a bigger pressure washer) X2
I need a bigger pressure washer X3
Or maybe a hummer
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