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Fat Father (Skit)

[Beeping noise...]
[Cough!]
[Bizarre:]'Ey yo! This Bizarre, and ya'll listenin' to the Handi-cap Circus,
I'm 'bout to call my man fat father I write quit[?],
That's my joke partner,
Every time I wanna hear a new joke or sum shit, I call this big ass nigga up!
Let's call him up, see what the fuck he got to say!
[Beeping as numbers on phone being pushed...]
[Dial Tone...]
[Fat Father:]Yep!
[Bizarre:]What up man!
[Fat Father:]What up!
[Bizarre:]What's crackin'?
[Fat Father:]Man slow-motion man, but I...I caught up with it.
[Bizarre:]Are..are you tryna rehersin' or sumin'?
[Fat Father:]Hell no.....having a meeting man!
[Bizarre:]Ok, you tryna get on the police-force?
[Fat Father:][laughs]Nooo, nigga...hey man, hey you probably the private nigger that fried bacon naked so the grease will pop you!
[Bizarre:][Laughs]
[Fat Father:][Laughs]
[Bizarre:]Where'd you get that one from?
[Bizarre and Fat Father:][Laughs]
[Bizarre:]Oh, nah! You got this one call from [???]
[Bizarre and Fat Father:][Laughs]
[Fat Father:]Hey man, you want the deal for breaking a niggas cream [??]
[Bizarre:][Laughs]
[Fat Father:][Laughs]
[Bizarre:]Where the fuck you get that one from?
[Fat Father:][Laughs]That's new shit dog! Freshly published!
[Bizarre:]And, and hows you [?]
[Fat Father:][Laughs]Hey, I heard you got a summer job breeding hound dogs!
[Bizarre:][Laughs]
[Fat Father:][Laughs]