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The Internet Is for Porn
作詞：Robert Lopez, Jeff Marx
Finally, I get to teach
A whole lesson all by myself
And I'm going to teach something relevant
Something modern - 'The Internet'
The Internet is really really great
For porn
I've got a fast connection, so I don't have to wait
For porn
But, there's always some new site
For porn
I browse all day and night
For porn
It's like I'm surfing at the speed of light
For porn
Trekkie!
The Internet is for porn
Trekkie!
The Internet is for porn
What are you doing?
Why you think the net was born?
Porn, porn, porn!
Trekkie!
Oh, hello Kate Monster!
You are ruining my song
Oh me sorry, me no mean to
Well if you wouldn't mind please
Being quiet for a minute so I can finish?
Okie dokie
Good!
I'm glad we have this new technology
For porn
Huh, which gives us untold opportunity
For porn? Oops, sorry
Right from your own desktop, for
You can research browse and shop
Until you've had enough and you're ready to stop
For porn
Trekkie!
The Internet is for porn
No
The Internet is for porn
Trekkie!
Me up all night honking me horn to
Porn, porn, porn
That's gross! You're a pervert!
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Ah, sticks and stones, Kate monster
No really, you're a pervert!
Normal people don't sit at home
And look at porn on the Internet
Ohh, what?
You have no idea
Ready normal people?
Ready, ready, ready
Let me hear it!
The Internet is for porn
Sorry Kate!
The Internet is for porn
I masturbate
All these guys unzip their flies
For porn, porn, porn
The Internet is not for porn
Porn, porn
Hold on a second
Now I happen to know for a fact
That you Rod, check your portfolio
And trade stocks online
That's correct!
Sure!
And Gary, you keep selling your possessions
On E Bay
Yes I do!
And Princeton, you sent me that sweet
Online birthday card
True!
Oh, but Kate what you think he do after, hmm?
Yeah
Eew!
The Internet is for porn
Gross!
The Internet is for porn
I hate porn!
Grab your dick and double click
For porn, porn, porn
I hate men!
For porn, porn, porn
I'm leaving!
Porn, porn, porn
I hate the Internet!
Porn, porn, porn
The Internet is for
The Internet is for
The Internet is for porn! Yeah!
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