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Dee dee dee doesn't mean mentally retarded. It means stupid. This song goes out to all the stupid people out there. You're gonna find this song hilarious, and you don't even know it's about you.
You dropped out of school cause you're smarter than everybody,
I got three words for you dumbass, 'Ding, fries ready!'
You try to outrun a bull; nobody's that fast,
That's how you end up, with a horn stuck up your ass.
Roethlisberger needs no helmet cause he's a star,
But the year the bus left, he got hit by a car.
If you wanna go huntin' for quail someplace
Don't go with Cheney, he'll put a fuckin' shot in your face.
If you bungee jump so you can fly through the air
I ain't upset you ended up in that wheelchair.
You ignore all the warnings, yet you light up a smoke,
Now you have to talk with a machine through your throat!
How many idiots can there be?
Some say that it's 1 out of 3.
If you don't know then take it from me,
You're the dee dee dee.
You. You. You.
Dee dee dee!
And if you are a Dee,
Please don't marry a Dee
'Cause then your kids will be
(What? What?)
Dee dee dee.
Dee dee dee!
You cry about the price of gas and war in Iraq,
But you voted Bush in twice - what were you smokin', crack?
Didn't get a prenup, though you knew she was a skank,
Now you've got herpes and she's got half your bank.
You were on top of the world with 'Hit Me Baby One More Time.'
Only a stupid bitch would marry Kevin Federline!
You drink and drive and you think it's okay,
Now you're cell mate's weavin' in and out the hershey highway.
When you put tigers on your show and they can't be free
They'll bite your neck off and then you'll say, 'Dee dee - (cough!)'
How many idiots can there be?
Some say that it's 1 out of 3.
If you don't know then take it from me,
You're the dee dee dee.
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You. You. You.
Dee dee dee!
And if you are a Dee,
Please don't marry a Dee.
It's genetics don't you see?
Your kids will be dee dee dee.
That's what they're gonna be: DEE DEE DEE!!!
Parents are to blame for all these dee dee dee's,
Letting their kids drop out and not get GED's.
You keep your kids inside cause there's freaks on the loose,
But yet you let them drink from Michael Jackson's Jesus Juice!?
You don't care when your kids come home with D's from class.
What you need to do is get some balls and beat that ass.
He isn't stupid, you say he's got A.D.D.
It's that his mom and his dad are both dee dee dee!
This test is too hard! (So they lower the standards.)
I'm not good at sports! (So they give them all trophies.)
My dad used to spank me (So they lower the standards.)
I'm too fat for this seat (So they widen the standards.)
They say no cause I'm black (So they lower the standards.)
They say no cause I'm white (So they lower the standards.)
They say no cause I'm Asian (So they lower the standards.)
No hablo Ingles (So we all become Spanish.)
And you wake up one day and you don't have the skills
To get a better job so you're stuck on the grill.
And you're wondering why Julio took your job
But you forget to see, you're as dumb as a knob.
Now your ass is too fat to get out of the house,
And you're eating more food trying to figure it out.
Why'd they outsource your job to some guy named Habib?
'Cause he works harder than you and he's got 5 degrees!
And you're asking yourself, 'How could this happen to me!?'
I'll tell you why, homie!
'Cause you're... dee dee dee.
Dee dee dee.
Dee dee dee.
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