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Julie Atherton
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Portrait of a Princess
I'm a princess, yes
A princess, yes
A Disney princess, yes yes yes
And a princess knows
That the story goes
'Once upon a time' and after that it sucks
Blows
With skin as white as snow
In floral curtains head to toe
But just in a Disney way
Just in a Disney way
Yes, just in a Disney way
I never get obese
I talk to dicks and geese
They wipe themselves on the mantelpiece
But just in a Disney way
And oh, isn't it grand
My prince is gonna ride here from a far off land
And so, maybe it's corny
But a princess is a girl you know, we get a little horny
My house is made of trees
I sweep it free of leaves
Sing along with the song about the birds and bees
But just in a Disney way
I dance around and hum
spindles with my thumb
Fall asleep while I wait for my prince to come
But just in a Disney way
Ah ah ah ah ah ah
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
Ee ee ee ee ee ee ee
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
My prince was on his way
To breach me from the fray
And later on we'd hey hey hey
But just in a Disney way
He knelt for me, I looked at him
We drank ourselves to oblivion
He rode me home, I took him in
But just in a Disney way
And oh, wasn't he swell?
Although in truth he got it wrong
He thought that I was Cinderella
Oh, why is it so?
All I want is a wealthy heir to climb my hair and say hello
This prince, well he's a bum
He swoons at nausium
As far as fairies go this prince he sure is one
He'd rather ride his horse than me
He'd rather let it sit on his knee
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This isn't how it's meant to be
No damn it!
Not in a Disney way
While I've got dwarves, dwarves
Little people, little people, little people
Dwarves, little people, little people
Dwarves, dwarves, little people
Little people, dwarves, dwarves, dwarves
Sweep, sweep, clean, clean, sweep, sing, sing, cook, clean, sweep
Tweet tweet tweet tweet
Sing, sing, sleep, sleep, sing, sing, sleep, sleep!
Sleep?
Shalom, good evening my friends
I'd like to introduce you to example two
A girl we knew
It's sad but true
Cinderella
She's a bit of a mess
A pumpkin is her carriage and she's slipperless
But still she got a prince
She got a dress
She caught a couple of other things we probably shouldn't re-address
But she's a princess, yes!
And I've gotta live with these seven randy little f-
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
Aha ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
Ee ee ee ee ee ee ee
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
So...
It wasn't meant to be
No prince was sent for me
No love to last eternally
And not in a Disney way
Been knocked up by a troll
Who has no heart or soul
But fell right down my rabbit hole
And not in a Disney way
And oh, isn't it bliss
Even Shirley Temple never had to deal with shit like this
And oh, couldn't I cry
Us older girls don't stand a chance, we're not enhanced by CGI
CGI!
While I've dwarves, dwarves, little people, little people
Dragons, witches, swords
But I want love
And only in a Disney way!
Okay!
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