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Jeff Foxworthy
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Totally Committed (Studio Recording)
作詞：Jeff Foxworthy, James Hollihan
Hi I'm Jeff Foxworthy and I have got
A wonderful woman that I am totally committed to
Always figured, if something was worth doing
It was worth doing right
You ever see those dead possums
Lying in the road? They we're partially committed
Rule number one
If she ain't happy you ain't happy
And if she ain't happy long enough
You're gonna be unhappy with half your stuff
Early on in our marriage when we'd be
In the same room for a half hour
And she wouldn't say a word to me
I would make the mistake of looking at her
And going what's wrong?
Hoping it was something other than me
Now I have learned, if were in the same room for a half hour
And she doesn't say a word to me, it's me
Now I just go up to her and go
'Baby I realized that I have done or said'
'Something stupid and insensitive
And while I don't yet know what it is
I would like to go up to my room
And think about it for a little while'
This game's been played for century's
Ever since Adam fell for Eve
The sooner you'll learn the better off you'll be
Just like me, totally committed
I've learned early on in our relationship
That women are complicated creatures
Once I had accepted that it made every thing
A lot of things easier for me
But I have found that because women are complicated
They like to think men are complicated too
You ever hear a group of women talking to each other
'Ooh, I wish I knew what he was really thinking'
Ladies I'll tell you what we're really thinking
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We're really thinking
'I'd like a beer and I'd like to see something naked'
That's all were thinking
You go to a nursing home and see
A ninety year old man going down the hall
On a walker, that's what he's thinking
'I'd like a beer and I'd like to see something naked'
This game's been played for century's
Ooh not that, not that
The sooner you'll learn the better off you'll be
Just like me, totally committed
And I do believe women understand men better
Than men understand women, don't you?
Think about that, how often do you see
A man stomp out of a room crying and a woman going
'What? What'd I say? Come back'
And I do think men would take advice
About relationships but we're not gonna sit down
And read magazines about it
You got to feed it to us in a way where we'd accept it
Sneak it into the play-by-play of a baseball game
And there's strike three Greg Maddux
Looking really good today
Speaking of looking good fellas
From time to time your woman needs
To be reminded that she's still looking good to you
Hey baby, have I told you lately
You are as pretty as Greg Maddux?
This game's been played for century's
Baby where ya goin'? Ever since Adam fell for Eve
The sooner you'll learn the better off you'll be
Just like me, I keep telling ya I am totally committed
Now repeat after me, totally committed
Now baby, what I meant to say
Is when your naked
You are prettier than Greg Maddox
You really are, I'm going up to my room
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