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Irving
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Irving's Camp Fire Song
Doodly-doodly-dee
A diddly-diddly-doo
If you go out in the woods
Here are the things you should not do
Oh never lick a tree below the dog line
If it's brown and sticky, do not pick it up
Banjo-playing hicks should be avoided
And it's no joke, that poison oak is not a friendly shrub
With a diddly-diddly-doo and a doodly-doodly-dee
Something horrible will happen if you don't listen to me
Lakes and creeks and ponds are fish's toilets
A thimbleful would surely be your death
Don't drink out of a bog
You may ingest a polliwog
And soon you may be drawing your last breath
Doodly-doodly-dee
A deedly-doodly-doo,
All these gruesome things are surely
Gonna happen to you
Your sinew's torn apart by a grizzly
Your large intestines wrapped around a tree
If you make the slightest blunder
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You'll be surely torn asunder
Did I forget to mention killer bee-hee-hees
Flash floods, lightning strikes
avalanches, blizzards
Mountain lions, marmosets,
honey badgers, lizards
Scorpions, parasites,
black widows, rabies
Sunburn, frostbite,
head trauma, scabies
Don't even get me started 'bout mosquitoes
Malaria
Everybody
Doodly-doodly-dee
DENGAY FEEVAHH!!!
Diddly diddly doo
WHEWWWPAENG CUHFFF!!!
If you go into the woods
Then this will happen to you
Nature's gross!
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