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Demetri Martin
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Sames and Opposites
In life there are many things Some of them are the same and some are opposites About some of these things I do sing A cactus is the opposite of a chair In my house you can sit anywhere but there especially if your ass is bare A bird house is not the same as a bird home one is much more comfortable for birds These are sames and opposites my friends which I determined A musical is the same as a burlap sack I would not want to be in either A squirrel is the same as a can when there's a BB gun in my hand Can't you see that I am just a man? With distinctions and comparisons Spare change is the same as wedgies for me I don't give it unless someone's really asking
Unless you're at a funeral 更多更詳盡歌詞 在 ※ Mojim.com 魔鏡歌詞網 To live is the same as to dream If you do both long enough you'll see But you have to work in between Unless you have narcolepsy (That was a boring solo) Earrings are the same as sneezes Two is okay but ten in a row is annoying If you have two then God bless you These are sames and opposites my friends which I have determined A secret admirer is the same as a stalker With stationery An ex-girlfriend is the same as an okay movie I liked it at the time but I don't want to see it again Especially if the movie was kind of a bitch These are sames and opposites my friends which I have determined So far
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