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Stephon The Alternative Lifestyle Reindeer

Rumors emanating from the North to all the Poles
Outsiders speculating
Who's designing Santa's clothes
He's the newest face in Christmas

And soon the world will know
That Rudolph's nose
Is not the only reindeer appendage that glows

Stephon, the alternative lifestyle reindeer
Heaven help Santa
Should he call him queer?

He's standing tall
Against the wall
Of prejudice and fear
He's Stephon, the alternative lifestyle reindeer

Well, he came out of the forest
And that's why he's on the news
And ever since that legislation's changed
Now they can't make poor Stephon
Join in all those stupid stupid reindeer games

Stephon, the alternative lifestyle reindeer
Heaven help Santa
Should he call him queer?

Prancer up in front of him
He's got Blitzen to the rear
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He's Stephon, the alternative lifestyle reindeer

He's embarrassed by his antlers
He retains progesterone
And in his mind he looks like Doris Day
And if the health plan springs for surgery
Some day, you know, he really may

Stephon, the alternative lifestyle reindeer
Heaven help Santa
Should he call him queer?

He's standing tall
Against the wall
Of prejudice and fear
He's Stephon, the alternative lifestyle reindeer

Affirmative reaction
The world is on its ear
Hey that speech that Jesse Jackson made
Brought Rush Limbaugh to tears

And he'll go down in history
For months or even years
He's Stephon
(Stephon)
The alternative lifestyle reindeer





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1.A Great Day To Be A Guy
2.Trailer Park Woman
3.Please Take The Girl (Parody 'Don't Take The Girl' - Tim McGraw)
4.If Shania Was Mine (Parody 'Any Man Of Mine' - Shania Twain)
5.She's Got A Butt, Bigger Than The Beatles (Parody 'Bigger Than The Beatles' - Joe Diffie)
6.______ Is Funny
7.Cledus Went Down To Florida (Parody 'The Devil Went Down To Georgia' - The Charlie Daniels Band)
8.Did I Shave My Back For This? (Parody 'Did I Shave My Legs For This?' - Deana Carter)
9.First Redneck on the Internet
10.Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody 'Third Rock From The Sun' - Joe Diffie)
11.Wives Do It All The Time (Parody 'Girls Do It All The Time' - Mindy McCready)
12.My Cellmate Thinks I'm Sexy (Parody 'She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy' - Kenny Chesney)
13.Breath (Parody 'Breathe' - Faith Hill)
14.It's A Great Day To Be A Guy (Parody 'It's A Great Day To Be Alive' - Travis Tritt)
15.Breath
16.Ricky Tidwell's Mama Is Gonna Play Football
17.Swingin'
18.Jackson (Alan That Is)
19.Stephon The Alternative Lifestyle Reindeer (修改)
20.Shania I'm Broke
21.I'm Not In Here for Love (Just Yer Beer)
22.Wife Naggin'
23.Coronary Life
24.Every Bulb In the House Is Blown
25.Cledus Don't Stop Eatin' for Nuthin'
26.Paycheck Women
27.Gone Funky
28.She's Got a Butt Bigger Than the Beatles
29.Paycheck Woman
30.Wives Do It All the Time
31.Merry Christmas from the Whole Fam Damily
32.Only 364 Shopping Days 'Til Christmas
33.Third Rock from Her Thumb
34.Don't Mess With America (Bonus Track)
35.More Beaver
36.My Voice
37.Did I Shave My Back for This?
38.Every Light In The House Is Blown
39.Mindy McCready
40.Santa Claus Is Watchin' You
41.Just Another Day In Paradise
42.I Love Nascar
43.Hell No
44.Christ-Mas
45.My Cellmate Thinks I'm Sexy
46.Plowboy
47.Martie, Emily & Natalie
48.1/2
49.Cletus Went Down To Florida