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Cledus T. Judd

Christ-Mas

I don't want another fruitcake
I don't need another ugly tie, no
Heard they had a sale on go karts
Down at Wal Mart, ho, ho, a good buy
Got no money in my pocket
Can't believe it's Christmas time

It's the crowds that bug me
Stuck in traffic like this
It's kids causing a commotion
It's shop at your own risk
It's that Tickle Me Elmo
It's dang unfindable

Christ-mas, Christ-mas
Unshoppable
Christ-mas, Christ-mas

It can make a feller uptight
I must have been to fifteen stores or more
All I wanted was a Lite Brite
But they sold out last night, of course
Time I buy my kids a swing set
I'd be broke forevermore

Tis the season of givin'
Tis that time of year
Twas the night before Christmas
Twas a pain in the rear
It's the credit card payment
It's, ahh, unpayable

Christ-mas, Christ-mas
Returnable
Christ-mas, Christ-mas

You'll see Santa hop the rooftops
Rudolph's nose will be glowin' so bright
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There's a whole lot of parents losin' sleep
Nothin' silent about this night

Oh, Christmas is pure promotion
Let us not forget why
We're all out shoppin'
We're all out buyin'

It's the off key caroling
Grandma's mistletoe kiss
It's that one string of light bulbs
You can ever get lit
It's that gallon of egg nog
It's, uhh, undrinkable

Christ-mas, Christ-mas
Decorateable
Christ-mas, Christ-mas

It's the things you buy me, baby
It's the things I buy you, darlin', yeah

It's the crowds that bug me
Stuck in traffic like this
It's kids causing a commotion
It's shop at your own risk
It's that Faith Hill CD
They're all sold outable

Christ-mas, Christ-mas
Beautiful
Christ-mas, Christ-mas

It's the things you buy me, baby
It's the things I buy you, darlin', yeah





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2.Trailer Park Woman
3.Please Take The Girl (Parody 'Don't Take The Girl' - Tim McGraw)
4.If Shania Was Mine (Parody 'Any Man Of Mine' - Shania Twain)
5.She's Got A Butt, Bigger Than The Beatles (Parody 'Bigger Than The Beatles' - Joe Diffie)
6.______ Is Funny
7.Cledus Went Down To Florida (Parody 'The Devil Went Down To Georgia' - The Charlie Daniels Band)
8.Did I Shave My Back For This? (Parody 'Did I Shave My Legs For This?' - Deana Carter)
9.First Redneck on the Internet
10.Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody 'Third Rock From The Sun' - Joe Diffie)
11.Wives Do It All The Time (Parody 'Girls Do It All The Time' - Mindy McCready)
12.My Cellmate Thinks I'm Sexy (Parody 'She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy' - Kenny Chesney)
13.Breath (Parody 'Breathe' - Faith Hill)
14.It's A Great Day To Be A Guy (Parody 'It's A Great Day To Be Alive' - Travis Tritt)
15.Breath
16.Ricky Tidwell's Mama Is Gonna Play Football
17.Swingin'
18.Jackson (Alan That Is)
19.Stephon The Alternative Lifestyle Reindeer
20.Shania I'm Broke
21.I'm Not In Here for Love (Just Yer Beer)
22.Wife Naggin'
23.Coronary Life
24.Every Bulb In the House Is Blown
25.Cledus Don't Stop Eatin' for Nuthin'
26.Paycheck Women
27.Gone Funky
28.She's Got a Butt Bigger Than the Beatles
29.Paycheck Woman
30.Wives Do It All the Time
31.Merry Christmas from the Whole Fam Damily
32.Only 364 Shopping Days 'Til Christmas
33.Third Rock from Her Thumb
34.Don't Mess With America (Bonus Track)
35.More Beaver
36.My Voice
37.Did I Shave My Back for This?
38.Every Light In The House Is Blown
39.Mindy McCready
40.Santa Claus Is Watchin' You
41.Just Another Day In Paradise
42.I Love Nascar
43.Hell No
44.Christ-Mas (修改)
45.My Cellmate Thinks I'm Sexy
46.Plowboy
47.Martie, Emily & Natalie
48.1/2
49.Cletus Went Down To Florida