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Cledus T. Judd

Coronary Life

Cledus at the kitchen table
Short of breath, legally disabled
Wife walks in, she's so surprised
Can't believe I'm still alive
I say I'm hungry for biscuits and gravy
That patty melt that you always made me
But I can't eat that anymore

They say grease kills, tastes good to me
Day in, day out, it's all I eat
My third bypass, unclogged the valves
Just to clog them again
Never felt worse, a constant thirst
Lordy how my left arm hurts
I blame my job, I blame my wife
For this coronary life

Cledus on the ER table
Vital signs ain't too stable
'Hey, Doc, I'm proud of you
I didn't think that I'd pull through'
Later in Intensive Care
I had the nurses laughing there
So thankful Blue Cross will pay

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For the bills, my IVs
Four thousand dollar, EKGs
That's the last time I need
Angioplasty
It's off I go to Tye-Bo
To improve my cardio
It's about time I said goodbye
To my coronary life

Sweat's pouring off me at the health spa
The Stairmaster's wore me out again
You know I can't believe how much I miss
The way I used to live

I'd eat red meat, pickled pigs' feet
Always craving something sweet
My food was fast but that's the past
I can't eat fat again
Aerobicize, reduced my thighs
No more German chocolate pie
I miss my fudge, I miss my fries
And my coronary life





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1.A Great Day To Be A Guy
2.Trailer Park Woman
3.Please Take The Girl (Parody 'Don't Take The Girl' - Tim McGraw)
4.If Shania Was Mine (Parody 'Any Man Of Mine' - Shania Twain)
5.She's Got A Butt, Bigger Than The Beatles (Parody 'Bigger Than The Beatles' - Joe Diffie)
6.______ Is Funny
7.Cledus Went Down To Florida (Parody 'The Devil Went Down To Georgia' - The Charlie Daniels Band)
8.Did I Shave My Back For This? (Parody 'Did I Shave My Legs For This?' - Deana Carter)
9.First Redneck on the Internet
10.Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody 'Third Rock From The Sun' - Joe Diffie)
11.Wives Do It All The Time (Parody 'Girls Do It All The Time' - Mindy McCready)
12.My Cellmate Thinks I'm Sexy (Parody 'She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy' - Kenny Chesney)
13.Breath (Parody 'Breathe' - Faith Hill)
14.It's A Great Day To Be A Guy (Parody 'It's A Great Day To Be Alive' - Travis Tritt)
15.Breath
16.Ricky Tidwell's Mama Is Gonna Play Football
17.Swingin'
18.Jackson (Alan That Is)
19.Stephon The Alternative Lifestyle Reindeer
20.Shania I'm Broke
21.I'm Not In Here for Love (Just Yer Beer)
22.Wife Naggin'
23.Coronary Life (修改)
24.Every Bulb In the House Is Blown
25.Cledus Don't Stop Eatin' for Nuthin'
26.Paycheck Women
27.Gone Funky
28.She's Got a Butt Bigger Than the Beatles
29.Paycheck Woman
30.Wives Do It All the Time
31.Merry Christmas from the Whole Fam Damily
32.Only 364 Shopping Days 'Til Christmas
33.Third Rock from Her Thumb
34.Don't Mess With America (Bonus Track)
35.More Beaver
36.My Voice
37.Did I Shave My Back for This?
38.Every Light In The House Is Blown
39.Mindy McCready
40.Santa Claus Is Watchin' You
41.Just Another Day In Paradise
42.I Love Nascar
43.Hell No
44.Christ-Mas
45.My Cellmate Thinks I'm Sexy
46.Plowboy
47.Martie, Emily & Natalie
48.1/2
49.Cletus Went Down To Florida